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Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:58 pm
by aznronin
An Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.

The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said.

"He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media.

"Cutting off a penis can be fatal."

Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.

The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Sugeng said.

He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Sugeng said.

"He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone."

Source: http://www.smh.com.au/world/strangebutt ... -ra4t.html

Sorry about the source!

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:59 pm
by xzaz
Darwin Award for this guy

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:03 pm
by Sharp324
Im surprised he hit it personally.

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:08 pm
by Evil_Venom
xzaz wrote:Darwin Award for this guy



You can only get those if you die from it :)

He can get an honorable mention though

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:15 pm
by theblindarcher
damn dude u got all the freaky news covered

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:46 pm
by Miguez
That's sick

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:51 pm
by Deadsolid
What's your source again?

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:55 pm
by xzaz
Evil_Venom wrote:
xzaz wrote:Darwin Award for this guy



You can only get those if you die from it :)

He can get an honorable mention though

Your not a man? No penis is equal to death man!

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:21 pm
by CrimsonNuker
This guy has balls. :sohappy:

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:25 pm
by Reise
You're not supposed to chop off your penis, you're supposed to chop off the other guy's penis.

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:10 am
by 0l3n
My wee-wee hurt when reading this :(

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:13 am
by G-Dragon
That's messed up.

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:35 am
by Squirt
How did he?
Did he like lay it on a table and wack it with a butcher knife?

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:37 am
by Lempi
I won't lie. I laughed.

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:44 am
by TheDrop
CrimsonNuker wrote:This guy has balls. :sohappy:

Epic

but wat a dumbass. I'd like to know tho, how does he piss now? :soosad:

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:29 am
by Ownage
CrimsonNuker wrote:This guy had balls. :sohappy:

lol

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:33 am
by G-Dragon
Maybe he'll learn to piss out of his ass somehow.

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:34 am
by Tasdik
:palm:

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:13 am
by inky
Reise wrote:You're not supposed to chop off your penis, you're supposed to chop off the other guy's penis.


Obviously, he's doing it wrong. :roll:

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:59 am
by Skyve
Sharp324 wrote:Im surprised he hit it personally.

LMFAO :D

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:53 pm
by omier
aznronin wrote:Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.

Why do the villagers have to find it. The guy lost it himself, he should search.

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:18 pm
by 0l3n
19 and living in celibacy has to be a b***h.

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:34 pm
by Devilman
Ya know what would be funny? If the girl said that she's not getting married after all.

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:27 pm
by SwordCloud
PFf that girl could say before that she had a man,that just lame,and if it's a forced wedding then instead of cutting his own penis he just have to cut the other's guy penis..

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:34 pm
by *BlackFox
OMFG, What a nut!
well, This is going to be something he regrets the rest of his life.

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:08 pm
by Melez
Stop making threads pleeeeaaaase.

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:11 pm
by Shadow
What kind of pervert news do you watch? :nowant:

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:19 pm
by Jambi
CrimsonNuker wrote:This guy has balls. :sohappy:

this guy has ONLY balls

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:03 pm
by Love
I have actual videos of people doing this, DO YOU WANT ME TO POST A LINK ?

surely will kick the heck out of this story, just saying, you get to decide.

Re: Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down a well

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:19 pm
by Mirosuke
Love wrote:I have actual videos of people doing this, DO YOU WANT ME TO POST A LINK ?

surely will kick the heck out of this story, just saying, you get to decide.

You mean that 'contest' gross video wich people try to chop theirs balls?
Uh...

And btw, to OP srsly, stop posting weirds stories. Are you sadist or something?