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Officials in North Korea have stated that arrests have been made for viewing the US film "2012". This is because 2012 is Kim Il-Sung's 100th birthday and the annihilation of the "powerful nation" of North Korea was deemed 'unforgivable'.

According to sources, when watching the bootlegged movie imported from China, a man was reported to the police by someone he knew and he was promptly arrested. Reportedly, the authorities stated "To watch this movie is a serious offense to the nation" and those watching the movie can find themselves in more than five years of imprisonment. These sources also report that multiple arrests have been made for watching this movie.

In recent years, North Korea has tried everything from redenominating its currency and instating harsh "100 day war" and "150 day war" working programs - but these things only increase the social chaos brewing up in the nation - and this "2012" crackdown hints toward Kim Jong Il now becoming very desperate for control of his nation.

Source: http://www.asahi.com/international/u...003240482.html

Summary: If you watch 2012 you will get arrested in North Korea.

I was like wow...

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Basically the whole east Asia is fcked up
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You know what this country needs? Religion.
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Blurred wrote:You know what this country needs? Religion.

Right because little Kim needs something else to be wildly fanatic about?
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Blurred wrote:You know what this country needs? Religion.


So I'm hoping you're being sarcastic. If not, :palm:
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Ashikiheyun wrote:
Blurred wrote:You know what this country needs? Religion.


So I'm hoping you're being sarcastic. If not, :palm:


I wanted to see how many people go wild. :P
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this doesnt surprise me one bit. north korea is mentally challenged.
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Brago wrote:this doesnt surprise me one bit. north korea is mentally challenged.
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OMFG, They are seriously farked up!
Those power.. hungry dictators
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I was reading a Korean newspaper and it said that korean volunteers offered to plant trees in north korea (wood is their main source of fuel and home heating believe it or not) and the NK government said "give us rice and then we'll let you plant the trees". What a bunch of idiots.
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It's sad how fcked up North Korea is. :(
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2012 sucks, he's doing the people a favor.
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Damn, NK is getting soft... people who watch 2012 should be shot.
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Wow. So Farking stupid. Farking retards up in there, all of them. Spastics.
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Blurred wrote:
Ashikiheyun wrote:
Blurred wrote:You know what this country needs? Religion.


So I'm hoping you're being sarcastic. If not, :palm:


I wanted to see how many people go wild. :P

Well maby you have a point here anyway. Hope and faith go together if you give the people hope of freedom they will once break and take down the regime, a whatever this is SRF :rant:
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Barotix wrote:2012 sucks, he's doing the people a favor.

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They're going to arrest you for Just "eating pizza"
Doesn't sound so bad right? lulz
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Shadow wrote:Damn, NK is getting soft... people who watch 2012 should be shot.


When I read it and it said 5 years in prison I wtfed. I didn't know North Korea had prisons?

With the things they would punish you for, the jail population must be ridiculous. That's probably where all the rice is going.
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dom wrote:
Shadow wrote:Damn, NK is getting soft... people who watch 2012 should be shot.


When I read it and it said 5 years in prison I wtfed. I didn't know North Korea had prisons?

With the things they would punish you for, the jail population must be ridiculous. That's probably where all the rice is going.


it isn't really jail. They are concentration camps that make the holocaust look like a walk in the park. no joke. Any kind of rice that north korea gets goes straight to the army. civilians in the camps starve.

I'm glad there is a conservative party controlling the senate in Korea. The liberal party there controlled congress for 10 years and they fed NK with a ton of rice cause they are stupid and naive to think that north korea will become nice to us if we are nice to them. If that didn't happen, NK would have collapsed by now and we could have been reunified and on track towards integration.
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North Korea is a lost cause.. they don't listen to anything and think they are on top of the world because they know how to build nukes..

I wonder what would happen if people watched "Team America" in North Korea..
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Haha North Korea.jokez.
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Blurred wrote:You know what this country needs? Religion.

they have one, with the fat guy(s) being their god.
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[SD]happynoobing wrote:
Blurred wrote:You know what this country needs? Religion.

they have one, with the fat guy(s) being their god.


they teach the children that kim il-sung hatched from a giant egg at the top of Baekdu mountain..and until like the 1990s, you could be punished for looking at him or even hearing his voice.
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