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Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:56 pm
by asusi
Hi guys i found this today it's google based some kind of bot :D it rox

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i lol'd





try it http://www.cleverbot.com/

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:04 pm
by CeLL
HES DISTRIBUTEING A BOT!

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:08 pm
by Mirosuke
haha :D

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:08 pm
by woutR
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edit:

who are you?
I am god.
god?
Yes my son?
How's Jesus doing?
Jesus has a cold.
God bless him!
God bless your little cotton socks.
Thank you
*makes you sneeze three times*.
Hachoo, Hachoo, Hachoo!
Bless you! Let the sneezes out.

Pretty smart and adaptive. Took him quite some time to figure out the triple 'hachoo', but handled it well.

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:10 pm
by asusi
woutR wrote:Image

hahaha i lol'd :D :D

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:12 pm
by fckerr
AHHAH Dats nice bot trying to convince me Im a robot and hes a human :D

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:13 pm
by Phaedra
The same question(the chuck norris one) and the answer is:
"He is where ever he wants to be."

This is lame:P

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:17 pm
by Swindler
He is mean, he thinks my name is elias, and he wont stop call me Elias until the day I realize that my name is Elias :s

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:22 pm
by woutR
rofl, I wanted to prove my point that Spartacus was awesome for the other thread and this came out of it:

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Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:26 pm
by Phaedra
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lol? Past then future?

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:30 pm
by asusi
woutR wrote:rofl, I wanted to prove my point that Spartacus was awesome for the other thread and this came out of it:

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hahaha duuude :D :D lmao !!!!!!!!!

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:36 pm
by omier
:sohappy:
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Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:52 pm
by CeLL
it completely stopped responding to me.

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:53 pm
by *BlackFox
That's pretty hilarious

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:55 pm
by Phaedra
was kostet die garage?

I don't speak German.

why not? ah u lil stupid program

I am not a program.

whore

I'm going to bed.

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:55 pm
by asusi
*BlackFox wrote:That's pretty hilarious

drunk + high + cleverbot = pure sex 8)

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:05 pm
by TheDrop
google sucks
google is you

i'm not cleverbot, you are
Can you speak in gibberish Cleverbot?
i'm not cleverbot
Yes you are.
no you are
No I'm not, you are.
**** you
No, please don't

its interesting...

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:11 pm
by asusi
you are gay man
Am I?
you are big gay
You are little gay.
you are the biggest gay
Look who's talking.

hes English sucks too :sohappy:

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:13 pm
by Mark.
'Tlooks pretty stupid to me:

User: I'm off watchin' House, bye y'nab.

Cleverbot: Isn't it rather late?

I mean..wth?

Cleverbot: Sorry, don't curse at me.

User: *curses*.

Cleverbot: *wins*.

Fail.

User: My mom'd give me twenty. (It's a sentence from a song)

Cleverbot: Do you have a last name?

User: You guess it.

Cleverbot: Hmm, maybe you should take a vacation & go somewhere really nice.

Pretty clever, uh?

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:18 pm
by asusi
~Mark~ wrote:'Tlooks pretty stupid to me:

User: I'm off watchin' House, bye y'nab.

Cleverbot: Isn't it rather late?

I mean..wth?

Cleverbot: Sorry, don't curse at me.

User: *curses*.

Cleverbot: *wins*.

Fail.

User: My mom'd give me twenty. (It's a sentence from a song)

Cleverbot: Do you have a last name?

User: You guess it.

Cleverbot: Hmm, maybe you should take a vacation & go somewhere really nice.

Pretty clever, uh?


1. it's a bot
2. IT acctually learns!

Read: PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK
3. It rox 8)

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:29 pm
by *BlackFox
asusi wrote:drunk + high + cleverbot = pure sex 8)
At least that's what you hope for it to be.. Isn't it? lulz

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:38 pm
by omier
:slap:
Me:Rihanna.
Cleverbot:I'm glad he got beat up.

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:55 pm
by Buddhist
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I win.

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:42 pm
by asusi
Buddhist wrote:Image
I win.

oh lol :P

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:43 pm
by magisuns
Spoiler!

i like this bot

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:48 pm
by Swindler
magisuns wrote:
Spoiler!

i like this bot

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:sohappy: :sohappy: :sohappy:

Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:14 pm
by slytther
How sad:

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Re: Clever one

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:24 pm
by Scarth
Yes it is
Who's going to make me?
I am
I think not cleverbot.
Yes, I will.
So what's it like being a computer?

Oh, crap! It's got me speechless!

Re: Clever one

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:47 am
by Fury
Clever bot: Boo hoo
Me: Stop crying
Clever Bot: I am not crying
Me: You just said boo hoo
Clever Bot: No i didn't
Me: Liar! I can see the conversation.
Clever Bot: You must be blind.
Me: You dont even have eyes
Clever Bot: I assure you I do. How else could I see what you're saying?
Me: Touche
Clever Bot: See? I'm too clever for you.

Hahah pretty funny

EDIT
ME: What will happen in 2012?

CLEVER BOT: Nothing. Life will go on, and dumb people will select a new timeline for the apocalypse to avoid taking responsibility for themselves.
fcking lol!

Re: Clever one

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:06 am
by Mirosuke
His IQ is over 9000!