Clever one

[asusi]

Hi guys i found this today it's google based some kind of bot it rox




i lol'd





try it http://www.cleverbot.com/

[CeLL]

HES DISTRIBUTEING A BOT!

[Mirosuke]

haha

[woutR]

edit:

who are you?
I am god.
god?
Yes my son?
How's Jesus doing?
Jesus has a cold.
God bless him!
God bless your little cotton socks.
Thank you
*makes you sneeze three times*.
Hachoo, Hachoo, Hachoo!
Bless you! Let the sneezes out.

Pretty smart and adaptive. Took him quite some time to figure out the triple 'hachoo', but handled it well.

[asusi]

hahaha i lol'd

[fckerr]

AHHAH Dats nice bot trying to convince me Im a robot and hes a human

[Phaedra]

The same question(the chuck norris one) and the answer is:
"He is where ever he wants to be."

This is lame:P

[Swindler]

He is mean, he thinks my name is elias, and he wont stop call me Elias until the day I realize that my name is Elias :s

[woutR]

rofl, I wanted to prove my point that Spartacus was awesome for the other thread and this came out of it:

[Phaedra]

lol? Past then future?

[asusi]

rofl, I wanted to prove my point that Spartacus was awesome for the other thread and this came out of it:

hahaha duuude lmao !!!!!!!!!

[omier]

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[CeLL]

it completely stopped responding to me.

[*BlackFox]

That's pretty hilarious

[Phaedra]

was kostet die garage?

I don't speak German.

why not? ah u lil stupid program

I am not a program.

whore

I'm going to bed.

[asusi]

That's pretty hilarious

drunk + high + cleverbot = pure sex

[TheDrop]

google sucks
google is you

i'm not cleverbot, you are
Can you speak in gibberish Cleverbot?
i'm not cleverbot
Yes you are.
no you are
No I'm not, you are.
**** you
No, please don't

its interesting...

[asusi]

you are gay man
Am I?
you are big gay
You are little gay.
you are the biggest gay
Look who's talking.

hes English sucks too

[Mark.]

'Tlooks pretty stupid to me:

User: I'm off watchin' House, bye y'nab.

Cleverbot: Isn't it rather late?

I mean..wth?

Cleverbot: Sorry, don't curse at me.

User: *curses*.

Cleverbot: *wins*.

Fail.

User: My mom'd give me twenty. (It's a sentence from a song)

Cleverbot: Do you have a last name?

User: You guess it.

Cleverbot: Hmm, maybe you should take a vacation & go somewhere really nice.

Pretty clever, uh?

[asusi]

'Tlooks pretty stupid to me:

User: I'm off watchin' House, bye y'nab.

Cleverbot: Isn't it rather late?

I mean..wth?

Cleverbot: Sorry, don't curse at me.

User: *curses*.

Cleverbot: *wins*.

Fail.

User: My mom'd give me twenty. (It's a sentence from a song)

Cleverbot: Do you have a last name?

User: You guess it.

Cleverbot: Hmm, maybe you should take a vacation & go somewhere really nice.

Pretty clever, uh?

1. it's a bot
2. IT acctually learns!

Read: PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK
3. It rox

[*BlackFox]

drunk + high + cleverbot = pure sex

At least that's what you hope for it to be.. Isn't it? lulz

[omier]

Me:Rihanna.
Cleverbot:I'm glad he got beat up.

[Buddhist]

I win.

[asusi]

I win.

oh lol

[magisuns]

Spoiler!

i like this bot

[Swindler]

Spoiler!

i like this bot

[slytther]

How sad:

[Scarth]

Yes it is
Who's going to make me?
I am
I think not cleverbot.
Yes, I will.
So what's it like being a computer?

Oh, crap! It's got me speechless!

[Fury]

Clever bot: Boo hoo
Me: Stop crying
Clever Bot: I am not crying
Me: You just said boo hoo
Clever Bot: No i didn't
Me: Liar! I can see the conversation.
Clever Bot: You must be blind.
Me: You dont even have eyes
Clever Bot: I assure you I do. How else could I see what you're saying?
Me: Touche
Clever Bot: See? I'm too clever for you.

Hahah pretty funny

EDIT
ME: What will happen in 2012?

CLEVER BOT: Nothing. Life will go on, and dumb people will select a new timeline for the apocalypse to avoid taking responsibility for themselves.
fcking lol!

[Mirosuke]

His IQ is over 9000!