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Your Fapping Mastery: lvls of fapping

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I found this funny as hell and disgusting at the same time, but mostly funny.

Gain new skills and achieve a higher lvl of fapping.

List of Achievements:
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/4058/1265322419853.png

I got around 3, how many do you have?
Can you get them all?
What do you think is the best one for lulz?
Mine is Friction Burn:
Fap fast/hard enough to create a friction-burn like sore on penis


Source: from Facepunch forums
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awesome.
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I'm lvl 3 as well
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I got like 8 achievements..
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Lost count :roll:
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3? I only read through 2/5 and i'm at like 18.
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0l3n wrote:Lost count :roll:


Me too :sohappy:
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dom wrote:3? I only read through 2/5 and i'm at like 18.


We were all noobs at one time, cant blame them for that.
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dom wrote:3? I only read through 2/5 and i'm at like 18.


this..

I stopped counting due to embarrassment lol
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I love the 2 Birds 1 Stone achievement.

"Fap into a tissue and then blow your nose with that same tissue"

LOL.
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.AWAKE. wrote:
dom wrote:3? I only read through 2/5 and i'm at like 18.


this..

I stopped counting due to embarrassment lol


Same here. :oops:
Anyway, there's some achievements that are kinda hard, such as the church one, as I don't go often to one.
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Some of those are pretty fucked up, but I have like 5 or so of the more tame ones.
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CloudStrider wrote:Some of those are pretty fucked up


Agree. The Surprise!!! one especially :roll:
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lvl 27 :roll:
let it gooooo let it gooooOoOooOOOOOO

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She open up her mouth and then I blow her brains out
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I gotta try:

I Don't Give A ****: Fap into someone's food.

EDIT: 30 :cry:
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..I don't know if I should be proud..but I meet 28 of those...
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I stopped counting after 10 lol...
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Nick Invaders wrote:I stopped counting after 10 lol...


I just realized, im a pretty sick person, but :sohappy:
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31...... :sohappy:
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I'm afraid to start counting.
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I thought 13 was bad, but after reading through other people's numbers, I'm reassured of myself lol.
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I'm a sick fuck... 62 :soosad:

I think I'm gonna need a shrink.
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29 D:
could've been more if he had articulated them differently...
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poehalcho wrote:29 D:
could've been more if he had articulated them differently...


Well I still counted the technicals..I'd probably go down to around 30s or 40s if I didn't.
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inky wrote:
poehalcho wrote:29 D:
could've been more if he had articulated them differently...


Well I still counted the technicals..I'd probably go down to around 30s or 40s if I didn't.


then I might be near 35 D:.
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30 :sohappy:
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Glod to only have 11 lol
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30 :soosad:
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What did u guys do to get so many?

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Recounted them, got 41.
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