Can you read this? I can Apparently only 55 on a 100 can read it.
"fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the lttere s in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it."
No, I can't read. Fuck you. I'm illiterate and proud of it. Fuck all you readers and writers. What good comes from reading? Let me tell you, NOTHING.
Guess who wrote a book, that's right, HITLER wrote a goddamn book called Mein Kampf and you see how well that ended now didn't you.
You know who else writes books, HELEN KELLER and you see what happened to her? HER EYES were burned out by the devil powers of her pen.
Books have brought nothing but pain and misery to the world. BILL GATES WAS the richest man on earth, than what happened, BOOKS ATE ALL HIS MONEY. BOOKS eat everyone's money, just ask any college student. The reason they're broke is because BOOKS are part of a secret thief organization. You ever hear of a "Book Club", that's their nickname.
So screw you for trying to be all smart with your fancy education and writing and words in the order of making sense. Reading leads to nothing but trouble. Sarah Palin was about to become the first women Vice-President, and prob president in the 3 weeks it took for McCain to croke, but words were behind the scene scheming their revenge on her for ditching them. They made her look stupid and loss the votes of millions of voters.
BEWARE OF WORDS! If your teacher ever tells you it's important to read and write, PUNCH HER IN THE FUCKING VAGINA ASAP!!! She's already been bitten by a book and has been converted into one of them. Just look at how many crazy bitches there are because of books. Damn the power of the master assassin book, Twilight... DAM YOU!!! End Random Rant.
.curve wrote:Unless Silkroad has a hole I can stick it in, I prefer spending money on the girlfriend.
dom wrote:This was posted when the internet was still in beta testing phase.
And it's not 55%, it's everyone who can read English.
Yes, I've seen it before as well. I wonder if it works just as well in other languages. I would think it would in any alphabetic (not sure the right term) language like Spanish, French, German. Probably not so much in traditional Chinese with the symbols.
Missing the good times in SRO...
SRO: 1x, STR Blader (Thebes) 54, STR blader (Venice) 0x, INT wizard (Venice) 19, INT spear (Venice) 34, STR rogue/bard (Venus) 0x, STR blader (Venus) 8x, INT bard/cleric (Gaia)
Apparently only 55 on a 100 can read it.
Crumpets for Pres
