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Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:58 am
by Crowley
Empty them right now, and tell us what you find.

I found
-iPod
-Wallet
-Phone
-Train Ticket
-House key
-Piece of Hello Kitty paper with the number 5 on it (WTF)

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:01 am
by Goseki
Lint...

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:02 am
by EvGa
Image

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:03 am
by Brago
i dont have pockets.

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:05 am
by Crowley
Brago wrote:i dont have pockets.


You rebel.

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:06 am
by .AWAKE.
im naked

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:08 am
by Skyve
- Public Transit Card
- Student Card
- iPod Touch

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:11 am
by Sharp324
Knife and a piece of tissue.

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:12 am
by Ganja
Brago wrote:i dont have pockets.


People cut off their pockets so they can jerk it in public. Also you can tell someone to get something out of your pocket for you and all they get is a handful of your junk. 8)

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:13 am
by ryan1166
ExSoldier wrote:- Public Transit Card
- Student Card
- iPod Touch


In the city I live in, the Public transit is on strike, such bullsh1t because I get to school 20+ mins late each day..

OT:
Halls Throat lozenge's
Canadian currency
Blackberry Curve :)

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:14 am
by Brago
Ganja wrote:
Brago wrote:i dont have pockets.


People cut off their pockets so they can jerk it in public. Also you can tell someone to get something out of your pocket for you and all they get is a handful of your junk. 8)

Actually, if this was the reason I said this, and I did get this 1 chick to do that. that'd be quite funny, but im just not wearing pants right now. or shorts at that matter.

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:18 am
by Goseki
Ganja wrote:
Brago wrote:i dont have pockets.


People cut off their pockets so they can jerk it in public. Also you can tell someone to get something out of your pocket for you and all they get is a handful of your junk. 8)


That could also be a way to piss someone off, have them squeeze your junk until it explodes, and you end up missing a part of yourself.

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:21 am
by Ganja
Goseki wrote:
Ganja wrote:
Brago wrote:i dont have pockets.


People cut off their pockets so they can jerk it in public. Also you can tell someone to get something out of your pocket for you and all they get is a handful of your junk. 8)


That could also be a way to piss someone off, have them squeeze your junk until it explodes, and you end up missing a part of yourself.


Idk it takes alot of force to smash testicles.

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:25 am
by XxDeeDeeDeexX
Tourniquet, bandaid (used) and assloads of lint. What do I win?

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:27 am
by Fresh
Phone and gum wrapper. BECAUSE you really have to know :P

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:27 am
by KillAndChill
Mustang key
Apartment key
Wallet
Cellphone
BI-LO Receipt

Grocery store trips FTL

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:35 am
by Skyve
ryan1166 wrote:
ExSoldier wrote:- Public Transit Card
- Student Card
- iPod Touch


In the city I live in, the Public transit is on strike, such bullsh1t because I get to school 20+ mins late each day..

OT:
Halls Throat lozenge's
Canadian currency
Blackberry Curve :)


That sucks =/. My public transit card is my life :P Allows me to go to school,to friends,parties,everywhere in the city :D Its 52$ CAN a month,but the school gives me a rebate of like 28$ 8)

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:48 am
by PhoenixRider
-A piece of paper full of doodles.
-pen
-gum wrapper
-wallet
In wallet
(- School ID
- house key
- old play ticket
- EB games discount card)

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:58 am
by Blurred
My car keys
My wallet
My phone
My hands that i insert inside my pocket to touch my penis thru my pockets

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:08 am
by LaloHao
my hand

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:19 am
by dom
ALWAYS
iPhone (left)
keys (right)
Wallet (back-left)

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:26 am
by Tornado726
dom wrote:ALWAYS
iPhone (left)
keys (right)
Wallet (back-left)

Your backwards its iphone in right pocket keys in left and wallet back right pocket

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:29 am
by dom
Tornado726 wrote:
dom wrote:ALWAYS
iPhone (left)
keys (right)
Wallet (back-left)

Your backwards its iphone in right pocket keys in left and wallet back right pocket



No.

You use the left hand to grab and hold the iPhone so that your right hand is free to use the iPhone.

Your left your left hand to take out the wallet so you can use your right hand to take out money or cards.

Keys are in the right pocket because you use your right hand to unlock doors and if you are holding groceries or something, you are holding them with your left hand.



And I love people who go into detail to show people how cool they are.

Example: instead of saying wallet, they will say "receipt for laptop I paid in cash, condoms, AMEX Platinum card that requires an annual income of at least 650,000 a year"

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:36 am
by /Pi
dom wrote:ALWAYS
iPhone (left)
keys (right)
Wallet (back-left)


I have the same thing, except that I have a crappy phone and a handkerchief on the back-right.

I ALWAYS have my phone on my left pocket to the point that I sometimes "feel" it vibrating even though it's not or even if I don't have the phone with me. Creepy.

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:36 am
by rek
iphone
wallet
housekeys
old train ticket

:l

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:26 am
by Crowley
ryan1166 wrote:Halls Throat lozenge's


Kinky

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:15 am
by Toasty
Phone
Wallet
Car Keys
Pen
Memory stick
Polos

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:06 am
by XMoshe
Nothing, wearing pyjama pants atm :P Even if I did wear pants with pockets they would be empty, I always put everything on my desk when I get home ^^

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:25 am
by Kolossal
phone(right)
lighter(left)
wallet(behind - right)
cigarettes (behind - left)

Re: Empty your pockets

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:10 am
by LillDev!l
XMoshe wrote:Nothing, wearing pyjama pants atm :P Even if I did wear pants with pockets they would be empty, I always put everything on my desk when I get home ^^


Same, im at home now- empty pockets. keys / wallet / some coins / insurance card on my desk xD