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Science Jokes to Brighten your Morning

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:32 pm
by Squirt
Lol I understood every single joke except the cat one @.@.
I'm assuming that one was philosophical >_>?

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Re: Science Jokes to Brighten your Monday Morning

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:39 pm
by woutR
It's Wednesday, foo.

Re: Science Jokes to Brighten your Monday Morning

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:42 pm
by /Pi
"Is it subverting our genetic imperative if I cum all over your face?"

Re: Science Jokes to Brighten your Monday Morning

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:55 pm
by poehalcho
the cat is quantum-mechanics

but wtf is a nutrino??

Re: Science Jokes to Brighten your Monday Morning

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:04 pm
by Squirt
poehalcho wrote:the cat is quantum-mechanics

but wtf is a nutrino??

In theory, they are small particles that pass through everything at all times. They can even pass through humans.

Re: Science Jokes to Brighten your Monday Morning

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:18 pm
by Doppleganger
Nowhere on earth is it Monday..

Re: Science Jokes to Brighten your Morning

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:42 pm
by [SD]happynoobing
Squirt wrote:Lol I understood every single joke except the cat one @.@.
I'm assuming that one was philosophical >_>?

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schrodinger's cat is a quantum mechanics experiment, but can also be used in the philosophical field that questions if events happen without an observer. basically, a cat is in a sealed box and a glass of poison is release after a while. the theory says that the cat is both alive and dead until an observer looks into the box, at which point it is either alive or dead.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrodinger%27s_cat

so yea... it walks into the bar and it doesn't walk into the bar xD

Re: Science Jokes to Brighten your Morning

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:07 pm
by _Equal_
Dammit, I looked at this thread and now it exists.

Re: Science Jokes to Brighten your Morning

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:14 am
by takolin
I love this guy.
He's my new hero.

I even got the cat one.