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I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:41 pm
by CrimsonNuker
So today I went to an open clinic just to try to get a prescription for my ongoing cold I've had for almost a week now, but instead, I went out with a prescription for my yeast infection...
I originally went for my cold, but the doctor said to drink lots of fluids. Then I showed him the white spots on my lower back and he says "Thats a yeast infection" and I'm like "wtf...". I thought exactly "I thought only women get yeast infections", but then he said that it was some fungus and that I would have to take prescribed medicine to get rid of it...
Cool story bro?
Has anybody else had a yeast infection before? lol
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:47 pm
by HardRain
Cool story bro.
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:55 pm
by Jaapii
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:09 pm
by Barotix
riveting tale, chap.
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:10 pm
by XemnasXD
lol you have a vagina on your back
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:16 pm
by Squirt
lol, isn't that called trush?
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:17 pm
by XxDeeDeeDeexX
Enjoy your dorsal-vag.
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:18 pm
by woutR
XemnasXD wrote:lol you have a vagina on your back
He, err, it is a hermaphrodite. We must ban it from all athletic competitions immediately.
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:19 pm
by rumpleKillskin
XemnasXD wrote:lol you have a vagina on your back
Exactly what I thought when I read his post.
Yes.
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:33 pm
by inky
Home-made Parmesan cheese?
Also
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:33 pm
by wootpops
Squirt wrote:lol, isn't that called trush?
tHrush
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:16 am
by cpinney
its brah.
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:24 am
by magisuns
infection magnet?
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:44 am
by .AWAKE.
so beat! lol!
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:46 am
by TOloseGT
i have swine flu
just kidding
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:11 am
by Lempi
Yep.
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:38 pm
by Gaigemasta
cool story bro O_O
dude I got sick Sunday the beginning of out fair and ppl thought I was drunk because I couldn't walk right, missed 2 days of school and come back ppl kept askin me if I had the swine flu! but damn was I sick, I'm still coughing as I'm typing this LMFAO! and yah bro good luck with that shit O_O
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:57 pm
by _Lana_
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:04 pm
by Zypher
There was this girl.
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:24 pm
by CeLL
CrimsonNuker wrote:So today I went to an open clinic just to try to get a prescription for my ongoing cold I've had for almost a week now, but instead, I went out with a prescription for my yeast infection...
I originally went for my cold, but the doctor said to drink lots of fluids. Then I showed him the white spots on my lower back and he says "Thats a yeast infection" and I'm like "wtf...". I thought exactly "I thought only women get yeast infections", but then he said that it was some fungus and that I would have to take prescribed medicine to get rid of it...
Cool story bro?
Has anybody else had a yeast infection before? lol
my wife has had them...
you could even get them in your mouth. it just a fungus that feeds on poor ph balances. eat more veggies, drink more 100% juices. get your ph balance back into the alkaline.
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:08 pm
by CrimsonNuker
I'm supposed to eat these APO-FLUCONAZOLE-150 pills once a week for 3 weeks, and the white spots are supposed to disappear ^______^
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:20 pm
by CeLL
well good luck freak...
/jk
Re: I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:38 pm
by Reise
Hey, at least it ain't on your johnson.
