Favorite Movie Quote?

[devilti]

Just want to know some of the funniest/most memorable movie quotes.
Teel me if you recignize them.


some of mine are: (off the top of my head)

nooo--- yessssssss

: so you wanna dance?
: but we're not in the club yet...
: right...
(a night at roxubury)

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time
(anchorman)

wait master, it might be dangerous... you go in first.
(young frankenstein)

Lend me your ears... (robin hood, men in tights)

Anyone can get past a dog. No one f**ks with a lion (grandma's boy)

Are you Jewish?...... do you want to check my p*nis?
(curb your enthusiasm)

I tought teh rocky mountains would be a little rockier than this... that john denver is full of sh*t (dumb and dumber)

What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building (Zoolander)

Deadliest catch without the crabs (stepbeothers)


please give me some of your favorite ones. i probably have seen the movies but i would lvoe to be reminded of how funny that movie was.

also ask if you dont know which movie the quote belonged to.
happy laughss

edit*
if the movie wasnt mainstream, name it.
like sundance films or whatever. or 1s that didnt receive that much attention.

Hey Carl... you wanna give your money away to some homeless guy? Yes, yes I do. How bout letting him use up the phone battery so that you cant get help when your car runs out of gas? You know what? That sounds like a *****n great idea. Why don't you take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do

(Yes Man)

[XemnasXD]

You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person....

[nitrofreez]

"I'm fed up saving your ass. I'm amazed you ever got past puberty."

"Thank you very <ooh la la> much Mr. Mason, you've led us into a room with no exit."

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

"I feel the need—the need for speed!"

"So, what kind of an Army would you like?"
"A standing army."
"Why a standing one?"
"So we don't have to waste money on chairs."

"I feel the need--The need for speed!"

"You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before?"

"Why is the rum always gone?"

[asusi]

Lord of war,

Andre Baptiste Jr.: Can you bring me the gun of Rambo?
Yuri Orlov: Part One, Two, or Three?
Andre Baptiste Jr.: I've only seen Part One.

[Kyle]

I'll be back *puts on his austrian accent*

[evilpeta]

Van Zant: What are you doing?
Neil McCauley: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.
Van Zant: I don't understand.
Neil McCauley: 'Cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line

[LazyJohny]

"Good Morning Vietnam!"

"Bond, James Bond"

[Blinxx]

A scene from V for Vendetta, where V speaks to the whole populace through hacking the media. He speaks about how everyone is silent from the tyranny that holds them all together, and rule over them with an Iron fist.


V: But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty you need only look into a mirror.

[iGod]

"I am all that is man."

[Kyle]

You have been terminated.

Call me an asshole one more time ...

second one is hancock if you dont know

[Ningyotsukai-san]

"Life woman, is God's most precious gift. No principle, however glorious, may justify the taking of it."

"Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

[Crowley]

"The immaterial has become immaterial" - Lord Becket
"Do you fear death?" - Davy Jones
"You'll always remember this day as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!" - Jack Sparrow

[Kyle]

"The immaterial has become immaterial" - Lord Becket
"Do you fear death?" - Davy Jones
"You'll always remember this day as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!" - Jack Sparrow

I lol'd at teh third one jack sparrow is classic

[DumboDii]

"I'm your father."

"May the Force be with you."

[Squirt]

" Well make them an offer they can't refuse- The Godfather

" I know it was you, you broke my heart"- The Godfather

"Say Hello to my little friend"

" I want a red rover action BB shotgun
No, You'll shoot your eyes out" <-- A Christmas story

They give it every year on USA for while day, favorite movie

[chrisorg]

Whatever happens tonight I will never ever ever speak a word of it. Seriously, I dont care what happens, I dont care if we kill someone. You heard me, It's Sin City. - The Hangover

[Ningyotsukai-san]

" I want a red rover action BB shotgun
No, You'll shoot your eyes out" <-- A Christmas story

They give it every year on USA for while day, favorite movie

Lol ...my family watches that movie every x-mas night ....it's become a part of tradition, per se <.<''

[Zypher]

"It can't rain all the time"
-The Crow

[fortroy]

Here's a few from American History X...

So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'

Put your fuckking mouth on the curb! Put it on the curb right now!

Murray: What are you doing Derek? This is your family.
Derek Vinyard: Right, my family. My family so you know what? I don't give two shits about you or anybody else or what you think. You're not a part of it and you never will be.
Murray: That has nothing to do with it!
Derek Vinyard: Oh it doesn't? You don't think I see what you're trying to do here? You think I'm gonna sit here and smile while some fuckin' kike tries to fuckk my mother? It's never gonna happen Murray, fuckin' forget it, not on my watch, not while I'm in this family. I will fuckin' cut your Shylock nose off and stick it up your ass before I let that happen. Coming in here and poisoning my family's dinner with your Jewish, *****, hippie bullshit. Fuckk you! Fuckk you! Yeah, walk out, asshole, fuckin' Kabbalah reading motherfucker. Get the fuckk out of my house.

This one's from 25th hour, a little too long so i'll link it
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[Amelie]

Best movie ever.

What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.

I could just post all the quotes from Alex, lol.

[_MvP_]

There is many that are really famous, like from Godfather and other movies that are well known, but no point posting them evryone knows them.

Anyone remember this one?

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. Come back when you're worthy.

[Krevidy]

From Battlestar Galactica.

Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: I have my flaws, too.
Col. Saul Tigh: The difference is my flaws are personal. Yours are professional.

And the one in my signature.

[pr0klobster]

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.



And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."



The Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.
The Black Knight: Oh, had enough, aye?
King Arthur: Look you stupid ******, you've got no arms left.
The Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
The Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

[Kyle]

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.



And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."



The Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.
The Black Knight: Oh, had enough, aye?
King Arthur: Look you stupid ******, you've got no arms left.
The Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
The Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

Lol one of the best parts in the holy grail

[Beto_Chavez]

"Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brians"

- Fight Club

[Locketart]

"Maybe, maybe not. Maybe fu*k yourself"

[inky]

A few of many from Fight Club:

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your Farking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

"My God. I haven't been farked like that since grade school."

The things you own end up owning you.

Narrator: [reading] I am Jack's colon.
Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack.

A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.

Some from A Clockwork Orange:

We were all feeling a bit shagged and **** and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure.

What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.

The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark.

I was cured, all right!

What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.

Lord of War:

I don't want people dead, Agent Valentine. I don't put a gun to anybody's head and make them shoot. But shooting is better for business. But, I prefer people to fire my guns and miss. Just as long as they are firing. Can I go now?

Bullets change governments far surer than votes.

They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."

Andre Baptiste Sr.: Personally, I blame MTV.

I sell guns to every army but the Salvation Army.

The list goes on....

[Beto_Chavez]

A few of many from Fight Club:

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your Farking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

"My God. I haven't been farked like that since grade school."

The things you own end up owning you.

Narrator: [reading] I am Jack's colon.
Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack.

A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.

Some from A Clockwork Orange:

We were all feeling a bit shagged and **** and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure.

What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.

The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark.

I was cured, all right!

What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.

Lord of War:

I don't want people dead, Agent Valentine. I don't put a gun to anybody's head and make them shoot. But shooting is better for business. But, I prefer people to fire my guns and miss. Just as long as they are firing. Can I go now?

Bullets change governments far surer than votes.

They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."

Andre Baptiste Sr.: Personally, I blame MTV.

I sell guns to every army but the Salvation Army.

The list goes on....

I like you style inky. Some of my favorite movies.

[ltsune]

Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

Jack Sparrow: "William, have you noticed something? Or rather, something that's not there to be noticed?"
Will Turner: "You haven't sounded the alarm."
Jack Sparrow: "Odd, isn't it? Not as odd as this..."

Jack Sparrow: [describing Will to the cannibal villagers] "Lum se se, eunich-y. Snip snip."

Elizabeth Swann: "There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing."
Jack Sparrow: "I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."

EPIC:

Elizabeth: "Yes, the rum is gone."
Jack Sparrow: "Why is the rum gone?"
Elizabeth: "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?"
Jack Sparrow: "But why is the rum gone?"

Yes, I love Pirates of The Carribean

[SM-Count]

"This is the worst day of my life."
"This is the worst day of your life, so far."