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ok guys lets have some fun here are the rules post 1 joke in each post copy paste make it just make it funny so lets start with me

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a b*tch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a b*tch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a b*tch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a b*tch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a b*tch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a b*tch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A B*TCH!!!"

no.

Nah.

LazyJohny wrote:

N1gga that was already used on the other thread ><

Oh. OP joke wasn't even funny.

Everyone knows that priests only have sex with males.

Blurred wrote:N1gga that was already used on the other thread ><

only one i had =(

Goobronicus wrote:Everyone knows that priests only have sex with males.

wut?

Too long, very old, and no.

But I'll give you one just for the hell of it...


What's the 'N' word you never want to call a black person?

Nothxbai.

good joke, you can post some more as far as i am concern.

That joke isn't funny!

:O k then post funnier ones

No plis no!

lol