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Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:27 pm
by Squirt
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A bikini model has used her large bosom as a defence to win a not guilty verdict in court.

The Japanese model, who uses the professional name Serena Kozakura, was cleared after the court agreed her breasts were so big she could not possibly have squeezed through a hole into a room.

After being aquited from a charge of "property destruction" Miss Kozakura said: "I used to hate my body so much because I thought my bust was too big.

"But it was definitely my breasts that won for me today."

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z0SXN2P8Iq
Bikini model Serena Kozakura told a court her breasts were too large for her to fit through the hole

Miss Kozakura was convicted last year after a boyfriend said she had kicked in the wooden door of his room and crawled inside - beside he was with another woman.

But in her defence the 38-year-old model told the Tokyo court that the man had made the hole himself before accusing her.

When she appealed this week her defence lawyer held up a plate showing the size of the hole and said she could not possibly have squeezed through it with her 43in bust.

"I agree," said Tokyo High Court presiding judge Kunio Harada after casting his eyes over the model.

And he threw out the guilty finding.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z0SXN5OCSJ

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Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:39 pm
by Amarisa
she might win a case but she is going to have a bad back later in life

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:43 pm
by antics
hah thats pretty funny



butterface

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:08 am
by Deadsolid
made my day

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:25 pm
by inky
antics wrote:butterface


This. lol.

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:35 pm
by Swindler
BOOBIES!

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:37 pm
by Thomas42
HejsaN wrote:BOOBIES!

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:43 pm
by DumboDii
Mmmmmm boobs....

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:34 pm
by woutR
Too big :(

What's wrong with normal boobs? I love all normal ones :)

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:00 pm
by CeLL
mmmmmmmm...

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:51 pm
by antics
woutR wrote:Too big :(

What's wrong with normal boobs? I love all normal ones :)


this. im not very fond oh big boobs
i like b-c thats just me

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:42 pm
by theblindarcher
when boobs get too big theyre are gross

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:43 pm
by Squirt
theblindarcher wrote:when boobs get too big theyre are gross

Those boobs still look good to me....

mhhh....

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:09 pm
by NuclearSilo
Nothing's wrong. European loves big boobs

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:21 pm
by chickenfeather
I dunno if the judge ruling was entirely correct. Boobs are squishy and can change shape to squeeze through smaller openings, just like an octopus. Her ribcage measurement doesn't look so big either. She's got crazy eyes too.

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:32 pm
by evilpeta
nice rack :love:

faptiemnao

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:46 am
by TheDrop
theblindarcher wrote:when boobs get too big theyre are gross

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:48 am
by theblindarcher
Squirt wrote:
theblindarcher wrote:when boobs get too big theyre are gross

Those boobs still look good to me....

mhhh....

im sure u wanna just stuff ur face between those two pillows/steaks :D

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:06 am
by AznFury
gotta love big boob even more now.

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:31 am
by NuclearSilo
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Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:46 am
by Squirt
^ first 3 = sexy
last one = ewww

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:51 am
by TheDrop
/agrees with Squirt.

the last one is disgusting

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:00 am
by theblindarcher
UnbeatableDevil wrote:/agrees with Squirt.

the last one is disgusting

oh my jesus that is nasty she is gunna b falling when she is 80 cause her boobs weigh so much hell she dun need a pillow no more

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:31 am
by jay0303
last one nasty but rest sexy

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:01 am
by Shaka Laka
lol it's a blanket.

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:05 am
by theblindarcher
Shaka Laka wrote:lol it's a blanket.

rofl

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:36 am
by Love
Justice has been served.

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:25 am
by evilpeta
NuclearSilo wrote:
Spoiler!

:love: !!! moar plz?

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:35 am
by Barotix
Last one would be sexy without the oversized rack.

Re: Big Boobs= Perfect Alibi

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:17 pm
by De La Sole
Daayummmmmm