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Megan Fox Branded 'Dumb-As-A-Rock' And 'Classless' By 'Transformers' Crew, Michael Bay Responds

Megan Fox was the target of an open letter from unnamed 'Transformers' crew members slamming her as thankless, classless, graceless, dumb, trailer trash, and ungracious after she likened director Michael Bay to Hitler in an interview. Legitimizing the letter's authorship and sidestepping some of the allegations it made, Bay even weighed in (Bay's response is down below the long open letter).

The fracas started when Fox recently told an interviewer of Bay:

He's like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he's not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he's so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it's endearing to watch him.

In return, unnamed crew members posted a long slam of Fox on Bay's website, signed "Loyal Transformers Crew," which has since been removed. But here it is:

"This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.



Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina - second thought - she's no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we've had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can't give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan's panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We've traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such - the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we've had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to "working with Hitler". We actually don't think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn't realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let's get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael - yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason - he simply wants people to bring their 'A' game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He's one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he's loyal, one of the few directors we've encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don't insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we've all worked around. She's as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone's hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We've heard the A.D's piped over the radio that Megan won't walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John's done seventy-five movies and she's made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn't know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy's work to meet Megan, but he wouldn't let them come because he told them "she is not nice."

The press certainly doesn't know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn't let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can't believe Michael is Farking forcing us to go to the Farking pyramids!" I guess this is the "Hitler guy" she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don't get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to.

But 'Fame' is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes
, seen em' come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!"

-Loyal Transformers Crew

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/13/megan-fox-branded-dumb-as_n_285005.html

Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3.

.AWAKE. wrote:ya I am still waiting for her sex-tape to be released..what a day that will be

Mirosuke wrote:

.AWAKE. wrote:ya I am still waiting for her sex-tape to be released..what a day that will be

Lol, yeah she'd probably end as a brainless porn-star.
duh

Sacchin wrote:I never liked her, always thought she was ugly and a bad actor. I never understood why guys liked her so much.

Mirosuke wrote:

Sacchin wrote:I never liked her, always thought she was ugly and a bad actor. I never understood why guys liked her so much.

jelous? *hugs* :B

Sacchin wrote:I never liked her, always thought she was ugly and a bad actor. I never understood why guys liked her so much.

XemnasXD wrote:cause she's rich and probably better than you in all the ways that matter to most people...

Sacchin wrote:

Mirosuke wrote:

Sacchin wrote:I never liked her, always thought she was ugly and a bad actor. I never understood why guys liked her so much.

jelous? *hugs* :B

No. Why would I be jealous of bad acting and being a whore.

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:why would you care so much if you wernt, no need to post if you really think like that as you have nothing positive to add to the thread so you may aswell gtfo now, same goes for anyone who feels as strongly as sacchin

bad actor my arse id like to see you build up a career as good as hers, you dont get to triple a movies by been a bad actor that just wouldnt make sense would it!!

and whore she dont sell herself for sex nor do we see her with vast amounts of guys even so i think the word for that is slut

ofy1993 wrote:Before anyone says anything, remember, this could also be any random guy she worked with who she turned down his ask-out. So, don't believe everything you see.

.AWAKE. wrote:ya I am still waiting for her sex-tape to be released..what a day that will be

antics wrote:
she is kinda dumb
in a interview someone asked her if she liked transformers and she replied she doesnt even full grasp the whole movie

Sacchin wrote:

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:why would you care so much if you wernt, no need to post if you really think like that as you have nothing positive to add to the thread so you may aswell gtfo now, same goes for anyone who feels as strongly as sacchin

bad actor my arse id like to see you build up a career as good as hers, you dont get to triple a movies by been a bad actor that just wouldnt make sense would it!!

and whore she dont sell herself for sex nor do we see her with vast amounts of guys even so i think the word for that is slut

Uh, didn't mean to bust on your lady. I just never liked her, plenty of people post that they either do or don't like a person in a thread about said person. And why are you asking people if they ever met her? Have you? How can you justify either side?

Jesus Christ guys lighten up.

DarkJackal wrote:lol gees, she was just giving an opinion, you guys should get out of fox's ass.


and wong you havent met her either, so you can't really say anything either, positive or not just the same ;d

Sacchin wrote:

XemnasXD wrote:cause she's rich and probably better than you in all the ways that matter to most people...

Why are you mad? I thought you swung the other way, according to the world of text.

Mirosuke wrote:

DarkJackal wrote:lol gees, she was just giving an opinion, you guys should get out of fox's ass.


and wong you havent met her either, so you can't really say anything either, positive or not just the same ;d

lol each time sacchin post in a topic, u're always there.
Are u her lawyer or something lul

DarkJackal wrote:lol gees, she was just giving an opinion, you guys should get out of fox's ass.


and wong you havent met her either, so you can't really say anything either, positive or not just the same ;d

XemnasXD wrote:

Sacchin wrote:

XemnasXD wrote:cause she's rich and probably better than you in all the ways that matter to most people...

Why are you mad? I thought you swung the other way, according to the world of text.

Why is it that people think im in front of my screen furiously typing all my messages in a fit a rage and disgust, waiting to strike down all those whose opinions oppose mine in the most clever and spiteful way imaginable...

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:but i see no need to insult someone who you know nothing about, you cannot say she is ugly/bad actor and unless you know her you can't comment on her intelegence

SM-Count wrote:

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:but i see no need to insult someone who you know nothing about, you cannot say she is ugly/bad actor and unless you know her you can't comment on her intelegence

Gotta give her that one since it's purely visual and completely subjective.