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Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:57 am
by Ashikiheyun
(CNN) -- A Johns Hopkins University student killed an apparent burglar with a samurai sword after discovering the man in his garage, police said Tuesday.
Baltimore, Maryland, police received a phone call shortly before 1:30 a.m. Tuesday about a suspicious person, and an off-duty officer arrived at the scene with campus security, city police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said.
When authorities arrived, they heard calls for help and for police, he said. They discovered a suspected burglar with a severed left hand and severe lacerations to his upper body, Guglielmi said.
The suspect died at the scene, he said.
The man had entered a home where several Johns Hopkins students lived, Guglielmi said. Four students, one armed with a samurai sword, had confronted the suspect in the garage.
The man "lunged" at the students, and the student with the sword defended himself, severing the man's left hand and cutting his upper body, Guglielmi said.
Police did not release the name of the suspect, who Guglielmi said had a long criminal history, or that of the student.
Police questioned the three witnesses, Guglielmi said, and released them. It was not immediately clear whether all four students lived at the house, he said.
Authorities are determining whether the student will face criminal charges, Guglielmi said.
Burglars had taken two laptops and a Sony PlayStation from the students' home Monday, Guglielmi said.
The burglary suspect had been released from prison Saturday, Guglielmi said.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/09/15/sam ... index.htmlBecause they will cut off your hand and kill you

Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:02 am
by Shaka Laka
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:08 am
by Jstar1
A Johns Hopkins University student killed an apparent burglar with a samurai sword
hahhhahahha lolol thats so funny
I hope the student doesn't get charged. If the burglar attacked him and he defended himself that shouldn't be wrong at all
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:09 am
by SM-Count
samurai sword
Weapon of choice for most ninjas.
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:14 am
by Mirosuke
SM-Count wrote:samurai sword
Weapon of choice for most ninjas.
lol! i tho that too

Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:17 am
by Ashikiheyun
Mirosuke wrote:SM-Count wrote:samurai sword
Weapon of choice for most ninjas.
lol! i tho that too

Minor technicality

Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:18 am
by John_Doe
SM-Count wrote:samurai sword
Weapon of choice for most ninjas.
Samurai FTW.
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:23 am
by XemnasXD
i bet that student was waiting to do that all his life...
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:01 am
by .AWAKE.
sadly..he could end up getting charged with murder now-a-days..
did you hear about the burgler who was up on a roof of a house trying to break in , when the roof collapsed , he fell thru and suffered major injuries..ended up suing the homeowner..
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:03 am
by CrimsonNuker
SM-Count wrote:samurai sword
Weapon of choice for most ninjas.
lmao.
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:07 am
by Miguez
XemnasXD wrote:i bet that student was waiting to do that all his life...
I lol'd, nice one.
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:31 am
by [SD]Master_Wong
Ninjato its similar to the katana but is a straight blade rather then curved and as the name suggest was/is used by ninjas
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:48 am
by Toshiharu
.AWAKE. wrote:sadly..he could end up getting charged with murder now-a-days..
did you hear about the burgler who was up on a roof of a house trying to break in , when the roof collapsed , he fell thru and suffered major injuries..ended up suing the homeowner..
Shit doesn't have to make sense nowadays.
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:00 am
by Sharp324
Now sure if it was a gun we would of had some people talking shit.
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:02 am
by XemnasXD
Sharp324 wrote:Now sure if it was a gun we would of had some people talking shit.
but it wasn't which just proves you don't need a gun to keep your house safe...

Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:37 am
by Nitro
.AWAKE. wrote:sadly..he could end up getting charged with murder now-a-days..
did you hear about the burgler who was up on a roof of a house trying to break in , when the roof collapsed , he fell thru and suffered major injuries..ended up suing the homeowner..
And how did that end up?
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:07 am
by Swindler
XemnasXD wrote:i bet that student was waiting to do that all his life...
probably.
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:03 am
by Kazook
HejsaN wrote:XemnasXD wrote:i bet that student was waiting to do that all his life...
probably.
lulz
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:09 am
by Love
.AWAKE. wrote:sadly..he could end up getting charged with murder now-a-days..
did you hear about the burgler who was up on a roof of a house trying to break in , when the roof collapsed , he fell thru and suffered major injuries..ended up suing the homeowner..
lol this was sadly funnier.
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:40 pm
by inky
Yes, it is possible that he will get charged for it because the government thinks that criminals should feel safe when they invade your home and steal your shit. What a twisted sense of morality. Anyway, rule of thumb with these cases is that the burglar should die inside your home - if he was killed outside, then that's a different case (don't ask me why) and you're most likely going to get charged. Reminds me of that other man from Texas who shot and killed a guy sneaking into his neighbors backdoor; they found out the guy is a potentially violent robber but they still charged the man who killed him. Criminal-loving f
ucks.

I know it's illegal to own a gun in the NY 5-borough area unless you're a police officer but I wonder if they actually allow samurai swords O.o
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:00 pm
by SM-Count
.AWAKE. wrote:sadly..he could end up getting charged with murder now-a-days..
Impossible, murder is premeditated.
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:07 pm
by EvGa
inky wrote:Yes, it is possible that he will get charged for it because the government thinks that criminals should feel safe when they invade your home and steal your shit. What a twisted sense of morality. Anyway, rule of thumb with these cases is that the burglar should die inside your home - if he was killed outside, then that's a different case (don't ask me why) and you're most likely going to get charged. Reminds me of that other man from Texas who shot and killed a guy sneaking into his neighbors backdoor; they found out the guy is a potentially violent robber but they still charged the man who killed him. Criminal-loving f
ucks.

I know it's illegal to own a gun in the NY 5-borough area unless you're a police officer but I wonder if they actually allow samurai swords O.o
Even worse, I believe (if I recall correctly) the two burglars jumped the fence into the mans yard before he shot them.. AS he was yelling at them to stop. I need to find the audio of it again, I think he was yelling at them to stop and when they jumped the fence into his yard he thought they were going to come after him... so, pow pow. Dead burglars.
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:09 pm
by Mindy
inky wrote:money-loving f
ucks.

Fixed.
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:16 pm
by SilentShade
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Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:24 pm
by Isis
The most he will get is manslaughter, like someone said murder is premeditated. As long as it is proven that it was self defence, which is more then likely with the witnesses that he has.
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:34 pm
by SidiousX
Jstar1 wrote:I hope the student doesn't get charged. If the burglar attacked him and he defended himself that shouldn't be wrong at all
I always think it very weird that people whom defend their houses get charged for murder.. just dont break into other peoples houses...
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:45 pm
by *BlackFox
Holy crap! What a story.
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:33 am
by Mr.Ganji
college dude with a samurai sword? must be a very dedicated otaku...I would think its pretty tough to find an actual sword that can kill
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:47 am
by [SD]Master_Wong
Mr.Ganji baka
even a fake sword is pointy and has an edge blunt edge but stil swing it fast enough will cut so your pretty stupid i refer back to baka
Re: Don't rob a college student who is secretly a ninja!
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:09 am
by Mr.Ganji
Poor thing, must be having a bad day. Mindless flaming...I love it. Reveals so much about a person, even if its over the internet. Can't believe you're 19. I guess I won't hold you responsible for having turned out that way. I'll blame your mom instead. You have my sympathy
