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Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:12 pm
by AutumnLeaves
So I was leaving school today and this a$$hole decided to burn out in the gravel and he shot up some decent sized rocks at my car denting it and taking some paint off in the process, so I'm wondering what I should do A). Get back at him with several means that will f up his car or B). Report him to the school. What would YOU do?
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:12 pm
by TOloseGT
report him
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:13 pm
by Juicy
Pour sugar in his gas tank.
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:15 pm
by Squirt
Report him. You would legally be safe...
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:16 pm
by Mirosuke
C) A & B
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:17 pm
by BloodyBlade
both
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:18 pm
by reLaxx`
Is your school to poor to have an asphalt parking lot or what?
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:18 pm
by poehalcho
report to school and police?
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:20 pm
by Sharp324
reLaxx` wrote:Is your school to poor to have an asphalt parking lot or what?
Schools here only pave for the higher students. The freshmen parking is just gravel at the very bottom.
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:21 pm
by AutumnLeaves
Its concrete but at the area where it meets the road is gravel.
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:22 pm
by M3K0S
Juicy wrote:Pour sugar in his gas tank.
BEST... IDEA.... EVER
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:29 pm
by reLaxx`
Meh.
But yes, do both.
My suggestion would be either:
Heavily saran wrap his car. With flour mixed into it.
Or
If he keeps his doors unlocked, grab a bag of flour, and some heavy duty super glue. 1st, glue his windows shut, both on the inside and outside. 2nd Pour a couple of cups of flour into the interior air vent intakes at the base of the windshield, then be sure to brush any excess flour off the car so as to not leave any traces. Then stand back and watch.
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:34 pm
by *BlackFox
Just report him!
M3K0S wrote: Juicy wrote:Pour sugar in his gas tank.
BEST... IDEA.... EVER
I don't agree. This was the worst idea ever.. lulz
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:39 pm
by Love
TOloseGT wrote:report him
this, no need to get yourself in trouble.
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:42 pm
by .AWAKE.
do better burnout , kick up more rocks , scratch his ride

Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:42 pm
by Blindfire
M3K0S wrote:Juicy wrote:Pour sugar in his gas tank.
BEST... IDEA.... EVER
Didn't Mythbusters bust that?
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:52 pm
by Kirkaldi
report him.

Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:05 pm
by DarkJackal
Is your car nice? lol i'd be pretty pissed about it.
Revenge is so very very sweet.
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:08 pm
by Juicy
Blindfire wrote:M3K0S wrote:Juicy wrote:Pour sugar in his gas tank.
BEST... IDEA.... EVER
Didn't Mythbusters bust that?
Well I wasn't really talking about the sugar getting to the engine. If the sugar was able to get into the fuel lines though it goes to the Fuel Filter causing problems and it would need to be replaced, if enough sugar you can force the owner of the car to go to a shop and have his tank cleaned for about $100 - $200. If you actually want your engine to cease you should pour bleach into your gas tank or this villains gas tank for that matter.
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:12 pm
by DarkJackal
Go with a flaming rag :3.
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:30 pm
by Squirt
Juicy wrote:
Didn't Mythbusters bust that?
Well I wasn't really talking about the sugar getting to the engine. If the sugar was able to get into the fuel lines though it goes to the Fuel Filter causing problems and it would need to be replaced, if enough sugar you can force the owner of the car to go to a shop and have his tank cleaned for about $100 - $200. If you actually want your engine to cease you should pour bleach into your gas tank or this villains gas tank for that matter.[/quote]
What if it explodes?
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:37 pm
by theblindarcher
fck reporting him take a shit and rub it on his car
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:49 pm
by dom
theblindarcher wrote:fck reporting him take a shit and rub it on his car
I heard a joke (I think from a stand up comedian?) about taking a shit and rubbing it on walls? It was jokes but I forgot what it was.
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:52 pm
by XxDeeDeeDeexX
Acetone in gas tank, and Brake fluid on the paint.
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:52 pm
by penfold1992
first report him when he gets called in... run outside and key his car up, pour melted cheese all over his engine and clog his exhaust with w.e u want.... or you could petrol his car and put a match somewhere where he will set the match a light

Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:53 pm
by Ashikiheyun
Report him, you're safer that way. If nothing is done or all they make him do is apologize, then take revenge. And if they make him apologize, starting singing that it is "too late to apologize", and then exact your revenge.

Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:56 pm
by dom
They won't make him apologize, how can they prove it's him.
And if you do talk to people about what he did and then **** his shit up, then it'll only make you look even more suspect.
H
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:59 pm
by TheDrop
Report him...if they (the teachers) dont do much to him then take route A
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:59 pm
by dom
UnbeatableDevil wrote:Report him...if they (the teachers) dont do much to him then take route A
Or, don't be an idiot and read the post above this.
Re: Jerks at school...
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:00 pm
by aznronin
First piss on his car, then take a shit on his car, also you can try to do both at the same time, any order should be fine.