Jerks at school...

[AutumnLeaves]

So I was leaving school today and this a$$hole decided to burn out in the gravel and he shot up some decent sized rocks at my car denting it and taking some paint off in the process, so I'm wondering what I should do A). Get back at him with several means that will f up his car or B). Report him to the school. What would YOU do?

[TOloseGT]

report him

[Juicy]

Pour sugar in his gas tank.

[Squirt]

Report him. You would legally be safe...

[Mirosuke]

C) A & B

[BloodyBlade]

both

[reLaxx`]

Is your school to poor to have an asphalt parking lot or what?

[poehalcho]

report to school and police?

[Sharp324]

Is your school to poor to have an asphalt parking lot or what?

Schools here only pave for the higher students. The freshmen parking is just gravel at the very bottom.

[AutumnLeaves]

Its concrete but at the area where it meets the road is gravel.

[M3K0S]

Pour sugar in his gas tank.

BEST... IDEA.... EVER

[reLaxx`]

Meh.

But yes, do both.

My suggestion would be either:

Heavily saran wrap his car. With flour mixed into it.

Or

If he keeps his doors unlocked, grab a bag of flour, and some heavy duty super glue. 1st, glue his windows shut, both on the inside and outside. 2nd Pour a couple of cups of flour into the interior air vent intakes at the base of the windshield, then be sure to brush any excess flour off the car so as to not leave any traces. Then stand back and watch.

[*BlackFox]

Just report him!

Pour sugar in his gas tank.

BEST... IDEA.... EVER

I don't agree. This was the worst idea ever.. lulz

[Love]

report him

this, no need to get yourself in trouble.

[.AWAKE.]

do better burnout , kick up more rocks , scratch his ride

[Blindfire]

Pour sugar in his gas tank.

BEST... IDEA.... EVER

Didn't Mythbusters bust that?

[Kirkaldi]

report him.

[DarkJackal]

Is your car nice? lol i'd be pretty pissed about it.

Revenge is so very very sweet.

[Juicy]

Pour sugar in his gas tank.

BEST... IDEA.... EVER

Didn't Mythbusters bust that?

Well I wasn't really talking about the sugar getting to the engine. If the sugar was able to get into the fuel lines though it goes to the Fuel Filter causing problems and it would need to be replaced, if enough sugar you can force the owner of the car to go to a shop and have his tank cleaned for about $100 - $200. If you actually want your engine to cease you should pour bleach into your gas tank or this villains gas tank for that matter.

[DarkJackal]

Go with a flaming rag :3.

[Squirt]

Didn't Mythbusters bust that?

Well I wasn't really talking about the sugar getting to the engine. If the sugar was able to get into the fuel lines though it goes to the Fuel Filter causing problems and it would need to be replaced, if enough sugar you can force the owner of the car to go to a shop and have his tank cleaned for about $100 - $200. If you actually want your engine to cease you should pour bleach into your gas tank or this villains gas tank for that matter.[/quote]
What if it explodes?

[theblindarcher]

fck reporting him take a shit and rub it on his car

[dom]

fck reporting him take a shit and rub it on his car

I heard a joke (I think from a stand up comedian?) about taking a shit and rubbing it on walls? It was jokes but I forgot what it was.

[XxDeeDeeDeexX]

Acetone in gas tank, and Brake fluid on the paint.

[penfold1992]

first report him when he gets called in... run outside and key his car up, pour melted cheese all over his engine and clog his exhaust with w.e u want.... or you could petrol his car and put a match somewhere where he will set the match a light

[Ashikiheyun]

Report him, you're safer that way. If nothing is done or all they make him do is apologize, then take revenge. And if they make him apologize, starting singing that it is "too late to apologize", and then exact your revenge.

[dom]

They won't make him apologize, how can they prove it's him.

And if you do talk to people about what he did and then **** his shit up, then it'll only make you look even more suspect.

H

[TheDrop]

Report him...if they (the teachers) dont do much to him then take route A

[dom]

Report him...if they (the teachers) dont do much to him then take route A

Or, don't be an idiot and read the post above this.

[aznronin]

First piss on his car, then take a shit on his car, also you can try to do both at the same time, any order should be fine.