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omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:57 am
by JuelzSantana
lul to whoever was like OMG TIME MACHINE.

anyway my question is.. say i had a time machine.. and i would let u use it to go EITHER to the future OR the past, one or the other, not both. and then let u come back to the present. which would u go to and why?

me and my friends had this convo today, surprisingly a ton of people said the past.. i wont tell u reasons.

i picked future, because i want to see what life is like when my grandkids have grandkids.

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:02 am
by bot_antist
Future , so i can see the future lottery numbers .

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:03 am
by Insanity
to be quite honest, i wouldn't go. if you go to the past you change the present, and if you go go the future, that same future won't happen. i don't wanna know whats gonna happen and i don't really have any questions from the past. life goes on. and if you start changing the past, things are gonna get fcked up in the present.

fck... just got me thinking, think i would go to the past, and fix a day. save a life. although, if its what its meant to be, it would be like the movie the time machine, and the life would be unsavable...

idk, why do u ask such hard question? :banghead: :banghead:

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:11 am
by Kirkaldi
bot_antist wrote:Future , so i can see the future lottery numbers .

me too, and then tell my parents to buy those numbers. :D

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:12 am
by Squirt
To the post, whisper into the CEO of Blizzards ear that he should buy the license for an upcoming game called SRO.

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:18 am
by rumpleKillskin
I would for sure go to the past. Going into the future would do one of the two things:

Spoil the surprise of life

or

Learn of something I wouldn't want to know of yet.


I don't know what yet, let me think about this one..

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:30 am
by DarkJackal
I'd love to goto the past and see Dinosaurs lol.

But i'd have to choose going to the future and raiding a best buy :3.


What would you spoil? Go far enough to where you woudln't even be alive lol.

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:32 am
by Squirt
I have to ask, why is it that people say they would tell themselves to invest in Yahoo!?
Is Yahoo! really that successful?

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:38 am
by JuelzSantana
Squirt wrote:I have to ask, why is it that people say they would tell themselves to invest in Yahoo!?
Is Yahoo! really that successful?

i think so ><

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:42 am
by Mirosuke
Past, to fix some dumb/stupids things i've done lol
But, well... I think future is what it matters now.

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:42 am
by /Pi
Thread reminds me of this image I Stumbled before:

Image

tl;dr

Go back to the past and take credit on scientific discoveries.

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:53 am
by Amarisa
Insanity wrote:to be quite honest, i wouldn't go. if you go to the past you change the present, and if you go go the future, that same future won't happen. i don't wanna know whats gonna happen and i don't really have any questions from the past. life goes on. and if you start changing the past, things are gonna get fcked up in the present.

fck... just got me thinking, think i would go to the past, and fix a day. save a life. although, if its what its meant to be, it would be like the movie the time machine, and the life would be unsavable...

idk, why do u ask such hard question? :banghead: :banghead:


he summed it up nicely going to the past would change things and going to the future would well change the future because you know whats going to happen

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:58 am
by Zypher
Long live the Legion!

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:59 am
by aznronin
Squirt wrote:To the post, whisper into the CEO of Blizzards ear that he should buy the license for an upcoming game called SRO.


Fck Yea!

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:00 am
by Ashikiheyun
Prophet Izaach wrote:Thread reminds me of this image I Stumbled before:

Spoiler!


tl;dr

Go back to the past and take credit on scientific discoveries.


That's awesome, I want one.

Anywho, I don't think time travel as we think of it is possible.

/Sits back and waits for internet PHDs to prove him wrong. :)

I'd probably go back in time to the late 1700's and observe some of the most amazing naval battles evar.

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:01 am
by Squirt
QUESTION:

If I have a time machine and I tell myself that I will go back in time and set my alarm to 4:50 pm. Will my alarm already be set to 4:20 pm or would I actually have to go and do it.
But if I was planning on doing it then doesn't that mean that I already did it?
But that would mean that I would have to go back in time and do it myself, but then again it would also mean that I already did it since I was going to go do it.
WTF
Can someone clarify?

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:02 am
by blackfalcon
Prophet Izaach wrote:Thread reminds me of this image I Stumbled before:

Image
tl;dr

Go back to the past and take credit on scientific discoveries.


took me like 10 mins. to read that shirt lol

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:08 am
by Jstar1
Uh definitely future. The past I can just open a history book. How is anything in the past exciting its all unsanitary, no good food, no internet, no pr0n, no movies. But if you go to the future well thats so much better cause you could travel in space, and do other cool stuff you won't ever be able to do in your lifetime.

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:09 am
by [SD]Master_Wong
time is something you shouldnt worry about, its so easy to **** up i rather relaity hopping before we get time machines would fix a lot of problems created by time travel

say you go to the future to get the loto numbers, coming back to the past with this knowlage and buying the ticket with those numbers changes everything, you simply coming back could alter chance that those numbers come up, you go to the past and kill a bug.

that bug might bite or fly by someone influencing them to go to a certain place or do something that could effect you now

paradoxs are a bitch, time is insane to think about the more you think about it the more insanly stupid it gets

if you can hop realitys you can do what ever the **** you want in the past hell **** your grandma travel back to the future then jump back to your reality what you did aint happened or has happened but your back in your reality and the action that happen cause an alternate reality which you hopped from bring you back to yours

i sound insane but think about it

but your present wont change if someone goes to the past and kills your mom it just makes an alternate reality your past carrys on as it was thats set in stone and cannot be changed

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:13 am
by Squirt
[SD]Master_Wong wrote:time is something you shouldnt worry about, its so easy to **** up i rather relaity hopping before we get time machines would fix a lot of problems created by time travel

say you go to the future to get the loto numbers, coming back to the past with this knowlage and buying the ticket with those numbers changes everything, you simply coming back could alter chance that those numbers come up, you go to the past and kill a bug.

that bug might bite or fly by someone influencing them to go to a certain place or do something that could effect you now

paradoxs are a bitch, time is insane to think about the more you think about it the more insanly stupid it gets

if you can hop realitys you can do what ever the **** you want in the past hell **** your grandma travel back to the future then jump back to your reality what you did aint happened or has happened but your back in your reality and the action that happen cause an alternate reality which you hopped from bring you back to yours

i sound insane but think about it

but your present wont change if someone goes to the past and kills your mom it just makes an alternate reality your past carrys on as it was thats set in stone and cannot be changed

What do you mean? If someone kills your mother then you won't exist.

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:13 am
by Ashikiheyun
Jstar1 wrote:Uh definitely future. The past I can just open a history book. How is anything in the past exciting its all unsanitary, no good food, no internet, no pr0n, no movies. But if you go to the future well thats so much better cause you could travel in space, and do other cool stuff you won't ever be able to do in your lifetime.


You kidding me :?: :!: There were MANY exciting things that happened in the past, yes it was unsanitary then, but just bring your own hygiene stuff ;)

Then you can watch the battle of the Nile, the battle of Trafalgar, you could watch scientific discoveries unfold, you could join expeditions and find amazing things, travel to places that haven't been destroyed and cemented over by humanity.

Maybe it's just cause I love history though :P

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I agree with Wong, alternate realities would be cool and actually make much more sense then one stream of time.

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:15 am
by Zypher
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Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:16 am
by Ashikiheyun
Zypher wins.

IF time is one stream, A) I want Daniel with me :P B) If your nose starts to bleed, you're pretty much fucked unless you find something to keep you going.

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:19 am
by Jstar1
Ashikiheyun wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:Uh definitely future. The past I can just open a history book. How is anything in the past exciting its all unsanitary, no good food, no internet, no pr0n, no movies. But if you go to the future well thats so much better cause you could travel in space, and do other cool stuff you won't ever be able to do in your lifetime.


You kidding me :?: :!: There were MANY exciting things that happened in the past, yes it was unsanitary then, but just bring your own hygiene stuff ;)

Then you can watch the battle of the Nile, the battle of Trafalgar, you could watch scientific discoveries unfold, you could join expeditions and find amazing things, travel to places that haven't been destroyed and cemented over by humanity.

Maybe it's just cause I love history though



yeah probably. I like history too but I don't know if I want to go back and see historical events like d-day or stuff. I really don't want to see people dying :/
I think maybe I want to go back to see how armor and weapons really looked like long time ago, or how the pyramids were built. Oh and I also want to go back far enough for the Trojan War and see if it really happened or if its all just BS with all the stuff about zeus, etc.

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:37 am
by [SD]Master_Wong
Squirt wrote:
[SD]Master_Wong wrote:time is something you shouldnt worry about, its so easy to **** up i rather relaity hopping before we get time machines would fix a lot of problems created by time travel

say you go to the future to get the loto numbers, coming back to the past with this knowlage and buying the ticket with those numbers changes everything, you simply coming back could alter chance that those numbers come up, you go to the past and kill a bug.

that bug might bite or fly by someone influencing them to go to a certain place or do something that could effect you now

paradoxs are a bitch, time is insane to think about the more you think about it the more insanly stupid it gets

if you can hop realitys you can do what ever the **** you want in the past hell **** your grandma travel back to the future then jump back to your reality what you did aint happened or has happened but your back in your reality and the action that happen cause an alternate reality which you hopped from bring you back to yours

i sound insane but think about it

but your present wont change if someone goes to the past and kills your mom it just makes an alternate reality your past carrys on as it was thats set in stone and cannot be changed

What do you mean? If someone kills your mother then you won't exist.


yes you do exist thats my point but the person who kills your mom the moment he does so creates a paradox and exists in an alternate reality

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:00 am
by Brago
i'd patent everything

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:50 am
by Mr.Ganji
The past, so I can redo my life

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:02 am
by Blindfire
I would go to the past. I would tell my father to sell his Nortel shares before they crashed.

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:04 am
by XemnasXD
Zypher wrote:Image


STFU

-_-


i'd go back and see if jesus was real and if so if he really did all that stuff everyones goin on about...but first i'd stop off and look at the dinosaurs...maybe spend some hedonistic times in greece...learn something from socrates and aristotle...see all the cultures that were destroyed by europeans at their zenith...tell the mayans to get a bigger rock to write their calendar on...good times....

Re: omfg? time machine??

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:28 am
by antics
aznronin wrote:
Squirt wrote:To the post, whisper into the CEO of Blizzards ear that he should buy the license for an upcoming game called SRO.


Fck Yea!


really? REALLY? you wouldnt worn ppl about natural disasters or 9/11 or stop hitler?