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Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:35 am
by Thomas42
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WAT

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Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:41 am
by TOloseGT
lemme guess, because pokemon evolve?

those people are idiots.

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:41 am
by cpinney
wat

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:42 am
by XemnasXD
lord have mercy.... :banghead:

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:43 am
by Blindfire
TOloseGT wrote:lemme guess, because pokemon evolve?

those people are idiots.



No, because they crawl into people's tracheas. Is it me or is the church making less and less sense?

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:52 am
by CeLL
no its the belief that the monsters are japanese demons. and they are lure our children and desensitizing them to future demon interaction and or possession.

i was once very religious, and my mother in law is very much religiouser than i ever was. i still have beliefs, but i dont base them off of shit like this.

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:08 am
by M3K0S
DUDE... when i was about 11 my mom killed my childhood breaking and ripping everything pokemon that i had... telling me the same shit!
i had the pokemon red game, pikachu posters, pikachu slippers, pokemon snap, pokemon action figures, pokemon cards, dice, coins, movies... just about everything collectible that was pokemon... lol and one morning i woke up to it all in the trash can ripped and broken...
i remember it hurt twice as bad because i spent all my work money on everything pokemon that i owned... my parents didnt pay shit...
i should sue -.-

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:31 am
by DarkJackal
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These ppl need to be herded up and shipped to an island very far away ¬.¬.

The only ppl that take msgs from games/shows/ect are the type of ppl who natural selection is trying to weed out(not sure how else to put it lol). I.e. seeing someone put on a meat suit, and grill themselves, and think its a good idea to try it yourself, but oh wait you fail and get burned, so now a stupid stunt is turned into bad example and blamed.

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:06 am
by XxDeeDeeDeexX
LoL Religion
I know there was something similar to this, but it wasnt pokemenz, I know theres videos on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2STDH14a ... re=related
(somebody pls embed)
Edit: ahaha, it was Harry Potter (just watched back through)

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:21 am
by Stephanus
I wish i had them as my neighbores :oops:
Great fun and adventures every day!
:D

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:31 am
by Mindy
"The whole idea behind Pokemon is to show a child that they can become a "powerful evil force, and they don't have to listen to their parents.'' Landover occult expert, Jonathan Edwards said. "Kids look for different Pokemon demons, find them and utilize their specific powers to create chaos in the home. It can be extremely violent, and the liberal media does not want anyone to know how many families have been torn apart since this menace began. The ultimate goal for a child is to collect them, and once they've collected all of them, they can have anything they wish for. In most cases, the child wishes for complete control over his entire family. The pokemons approach in the still of night, entering the parents mouths and lodging themselves in their tracheas until they suffocate. They then scurry off quietly and return to their masters bed. When authorities arrive, they are shocked to see no evidence of foul play. They observe only a smiling child, fast asleep, surrounded by stuffed animals and 'innocent little' Pokemons."


Wow.

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:05 am
by Doppleganger
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Atheists, Agnostics and Rationalists, Freethinkers etc...Set your pokedex... to KILL. MUAHAHA!

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:24 am
by *BlackFox
ROFL @Doppleganger

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:40 am
by Fuzzy
Doppleganger wrote:Image


win

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:55 am
by Thomas42
Dopple owned the thread.

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:24 pm
by FireVortex
Unrelated but still pokemons

REPOST

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Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:32 pm
by Ichimaru420
lmao Christians...everything is always evil and about the Devil, can't they ever look at the good side of things for once?

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:36 pm
by Gaigemasta
People like this is what makes me hate humanity...... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: /epic facepalm

yes i added epic to it, get over it

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:39 pm
by Disconn3cted
I was once very religious. This doesn't have anything to do with pokemon "evolving", I doubt they even know about that. They seem to think that wiccans make pokemon and the pokemon themselves are demons. I'm not making this up.

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:42 pm
by Doron
wow.

vortex. damn.

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:54 pm
by Mr.Ganji
Well, religion. It can mess your life up.

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:58 pm
by chesticles
Pokemon, (pronounced POH-kaymahn), is short for pocket demons. The Devil loving phenomenon began in Japan over 20 years ago. A young boy summoned an evil demon to kill his entire family because they wouldn't buy him a stick of chewing gum at the supermarket. The demon came, and brought with it, other pokemons who jumped into the parents mouths while they were sleeping, and lodged themselves in their tracheas, suffocating an entire family, and setting the boy free to steal their money and buy gum.


Wait, wut?

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:02 pm
by DropOut
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Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:00 pm
by Azilius
Deacon Fred, one of 37 co-pastors of the 125,000-member, fundamentalist-baptist church, said that his "antenna went up" over a year ago. While driving with his kids, he heard them in the back seat talking about "Abra'' and "Cadabra,'' "A chill went down my spine, and a trickle of perspiration dribbled slowly down to the small of my back!" He pulled the car over, took the Pokemon action figures from his children, placed them on the road, got back into the car and backed over them "100 times, until there was nothing left but shards of plastic." The teary eyed children watched from the roadside.


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-_-

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:47 pm
by Swindler
They got to be kidding

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:58 pm
by TheDrop
Lol, Christians :roll:

no offense intended to Christians in these forums

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:53 pm
by noobert mclagg
Damn, I had a butt load of lvl 100 pokeman on the game. I should be happy my family is still alive.

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:21 pm
by CrimsonNuker
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Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:04 pm
by Doron
I am still amazed by what Vortex posted.

I'm shocked.

And strangely slightly aroused..

Re: Pokemanz - a different point of view

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:06 pm
by Mirosuke
FireVortex wrote:Unrelated but still pokemons

REPOST

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Fan Fics? :roll: