$50 million pants have NOTHING on this
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:45 pm
Think about this next time you don't have a condom and are with a girl naked* and are risking pregnancy, think about what if your kids turned out like this.
Source: http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago ... tress.html
*Forgot where I was, sorry for false hope.
**Source checks out, but it's pretty poorly written for a legitimate news article -_- still, good for the laughs
Two adult children are suing their biological mother for intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress that they say occurred over a period of more than 14 years.**
Steven A. Miner II is 21 years old and Kathryn R. Miner is 18. Together, they are suing their mother Kimberly A. Garrity in a complaint that details years of alleged mistreatment, including the following:
- Garrity will invite one child to an event without inviting the other.
- Garrity would purchase things for Kathryn without purchasing anything for Steven.
- Garrity offered to provide college financial assistence to Steven and not Kathryn.
- Garrity did not provide Christmas or birthday gifts to Steven from 1996 through 2005 or Kathryn in 2007.
- When Steven took back a popsicle jewelry box he made Garrity, she called the police because she asserted there was a diamond necklace in it.
- Garrity told Steven that if he didn't wear his seatbelt, she would drive to a local police station and tell the cops.
- Garrity smacked Steven on the head for no reason in 1994.
- Garrity did not provide "so much as a care package to Steven while he was away at college, while other parents send their children items and packages on a continuous basis."
- Garrity "refused to assist Kathryn with the purchase of a dress but, provided Kathryn with the use of an automobile for homecoming; and then proceeded to contact her at midnight while she was with her friends and made her return the automobile."
Source: http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago ... tress.html
*Forgot where I was, sorry for false hope.
**Source checks out, but it's pretty poorly written for a legitimate news article -_- still, good for the laughs
