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I have a few..
Chuck Norris can moon walk forwards...
Chuck Norris can believe its butter...
Chuck Norris can drown a fish...
When Chuck Norris does push ups the earth goes up and down not him...
Under Chuck Norris' beard is just another fist...
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

No....just no.

Hahaha you just just jealous that you dont have any.... Nah I was just bored and its 2:45 am but i just cant sleep!!! And i cant play sro cause this isnt my comp...

How many times has a thread like this popped up now?

P.S
It wasn't funny either of those times, and it's not getting any funnier

Yeah I was about to put ps. I am sorry if someone else has posted this but I bet it has happened I am just bored and I want 100 posts before I go to sleep and this is a long ps!!! *breathe*

little postcount fhegito

magisuns wrote:little postcount fhegito

What is fhegito? It sounds like a food...

Why does everybody hate chuck norris jokes? i say them like once every 2-3 months only when it comes up in conversation....

ps. there just needs to be a sticky for chuck norris jokes so they all just get pilled up there

F*ck off with this 1994 shit, it's never been anything other then retarded, so don't boot it up again.

Priam wrote:F*ck off with this 1994 shit, it's never been anything other then retarded, so don't boot it up again.

ur just encouraging him to continue posting here till he gets 100 posts >_>

Thank you for another post btw... But I will not stop til I get a 100 post mark!!! Then I can go to sleep... And chuck norris isnt 1994 stuff i was watching him (still had new episodes) in 2005...

smizzlete wrote:Why does everybody hate chuck norris jokes? i say them like once every 2-3 months only when it comes up in conversation....

ps. there just needs to be a sticky for chuck norris jokes so they all just get pilled up there

sticky for chuck norris jokes ? get real

What its better than having a bunch of people doing them over a time interval...

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the Jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing Tyrannosaurus Rex AND the jeep.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris raped pedobear when he was a child.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

I liked the jurrassic park one that was my favorite.... SEE ANOTHER PERSON LIKES CHUCKY!!!

Mods, we have another idiot post-count whore on our hands, any treatment?

Priam wrote:Mods, we have another idiot post-count whore on our hands, any treatment?

If only bans were a "backed by popular demand" type thing.

Chuck Norris can understand that Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

Why I am just wanting to get too number 100 thats not much of an occomplishment the highest ive seen is i think 8 or 6k posts... Either that person has nothing else to do or they have been here as long as the site creator....

EDIT : Well if me wanting a post count of 100 and only being 10 off is worth a banning then wouldnt flamming be ban worthy? *points at everyone in the room except me and the other person that posted a chuck norris joke...*

Priam wrote:Mods, we have another idiot post-count whore on our hands, any treatment?

Why so serious? Quit bitching, seriously.