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drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:35 pm
by M3K0S
ok so i applied at walmart about a week ago now yesterday the called me in the middle of blazin to schedule an interview for tomorrow morning...
so my question is:
do they do a drug test EVERYTIME?

i really want this job and i have 1 day to get the thc out of my system or else im fcked... :(

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:41 pm
by crazyskwrls
have your friend pee in a small container, put in ur pocket and do a switch :D

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:42 pm
by woutR
I don't think any company does that. High costs, low efficiency. I think it's a myth that serves as a repellent to keep stoners away.

AFAIK, only the army does this kind of stuff, among with certain sports institutions and the likes of it.

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:47 pm
by M3K0S
crazyskwrls... i love ur thinking... xD
now woutR i srsly hope ur right...
if all else fails im gonna tell them i went to a party saturday night and took some 2nd hand smoke =/

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:33 pm
by [SD]Twysta
crazyskwrls wrote:have your friend pee in a small container, put in ur pocket and do a switch :D



ROFL this is so funny yet amazing and simple ahahahah.

I'd totally do that lmao. No way they'd ever known unlesst hey do a DNA test lmfao which costs billions :D

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:43 pm
by takolin
A drugtest for a Wall-mart job?

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:53 pm
by Xyzzzy
Most places like that including krogers and meijer bluff

If you're worried mix a box of sure-gel with a 32 oz gatorade
drink that with about a half gallon of water
and on the 3rd piss it should be clean

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_us ... _drug_test

works for me

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:00 pm
by X_O
I applied at Kmart, and i had to do a drug test. When you go to take the test, they search you before going in to the bathroom, so you cant bring anything with you. :/

So pretty much, you're farked.

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:02 pm
by CrimsonNuker
Its Walmart, they're not gonna ask you for a drug test

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:05 pm
by EcsTasY
I had a pee test for a job with Hershey. Those tests cost like $30, hardly efficient enough. It almost came up for coke...wtf I'll never do that in my life.

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:07 pm
by Mirosuke
EcsTasY wrote:I had a pee test for a job with Hershey. Those tests cost like $30, hardly efficient enough. It almost came up for coke...wtf I'll never do that in my life.

wtf, a pee test. What will they get with that?!

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:09 pm
by Dead_Soul
Mirosuke wrote:
EcsTasY wrote:I had a pee test for a job with Hershey. Those tests cost like $30, hardly efficient enough. It almost came up for coke...wtf I'll never do that in my life.

wtf, a pee test. What will they get with that?!

check his aiming abilities

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:21 pm
by EcsTasY
Mirosuke wrote:
EcsTasY wrote:I had a pee test for a job with Hershey. Those tests cost like $30, hardly efficient enough. It almost came up for coke...wtf I'll never do that in my life.

wtf, a pee test. What will they get with that?!

That is the only way I know of doing a drug test. The substances get trapped in your fat tissue and slowly as your body uses that fat, the substances will go with it. Different drugs take longer to get out of your system.

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:47 pm
by Sharp324
They definitely do it. And no you cant get someone to pee in something for you. They stand in the room with you to make sure you dont do anything.

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:03 pm
by [SD]Twysta
Sharp324 wrote:They definitely do it. And no you cant get someone to pee in something for you. They stand in the room with you to make sure you dont do anything.


Lol do you really think so.

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:05 pm
by Mirosuke
Well, seems that the op consumes drugs :P

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:40 pm
by Sharp324
[SD]Twysta wrote:
Sharp324 wrote:They definitely do it. And no you cant get someone to pee in something for you. They stand in the room with you to make sure you dont do anything.


Lol do you really think so.


I know they do, with guys anyway. In North Carolina they do, of course they dont watch you but they are in there with you.

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:03 pm
by Love
how about don't do drugs ........ that seems to help pass the test >.>

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:09 pm
by Ichimaru420
is this your 1st job?

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:31 pm
by InviSniper
There are a ton of ways to pass a drug test:

- The most obvious, which doesn't apply to you, is to not do drugs in the first place. Probably the smartest advice for the future.
- The second is to have a friend who is clean pee into a non-lubed condom RIGHT before you leave for the test and tape it to your leg. The reason you have to have it done right before you leave for the test is that most testing centers require a temperature of 94 degrees F or higher to prevent pee-packaging. However having your friend piss right before the test and taping it to your leg to use body heat will help.
- A third option is to take your workout to an extreme. Workout 6 hours a day all week before your test (almost all cardio), drink 3 gallons of water a day, and avoid fatty foods.
- Another option is to use something called Certo Fruit Pectin and Gatorade. Open the box of the pectin and pour two (2) packets of contents in the Gatorade and shake. Drink it precisely two hours before you go to the test, but make sure to piss at least three times before you leave. While taking the test don't open up on the cup; open up into the toilet and switch to the cup mid-stream.

This is what the Fruit Pectin box looks like.
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Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:35 pm
by Love
Ok I am a bit surprised as to how much people know about this here lol ......

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:41 pm
by takolin
EcsTasY wrote:
Mirosuke wrote:
EcsTasY wrote:I had a pee test for a job with Hershey. Those tests cost like $30, hardly efficient enough. It almost came up for coke...wtf I'll never do that in my life.

wtf, a pee test. What will they get with that?!

That is the only way I know of doing a drug test. The substances get trapped in your fat tissue and slowly as your body uses that fat, the substances will go with it. Different drugs take longer to get out of your system.


That only ever works with drugs that are discarded by your renal system.

Other ways to test drugs would be a blood test or a hair analysis.

BTW I wonder why companies use cheap tests that apparently can be bypassed easily. A big part of people who are worried about being caught can google a bypass mechanism, making the whole drugtest useless in the first place.

Then again a smart company wouldn't only test drugs in pee, but lvls of molecules that are excreted by your body in fairly fixed concentrations.

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:44 pm
by .AWAKE.
lol wal-mart doesnt drug test, if they did, there wouldn't be anyone working there, lmao.

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:19 pm
by M3K0S
lol yea... thx so much for the advice..
im gonna try that gatorade with the powder stuff...

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:46 pm
by Midori
Your fucked, the chances of you getting it out of your system in such a small time span is almost impossible. If you are going to use those methods just hope you have a good metabolism.

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:48 pm
by Xyzzzy
X-Lax wrote:Your fucked, the chances of you getting it out of your system in such a small time span is almost impossible. If you are going to use those methods just hope you have a good metabolism.

Not really I've smoked and then dropped the same day and passed

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:51 pm
by .curve
I'd say the Gatoride/powder mix would be your best solution. Flushing it out of your system obviously should work. I highlyyyyy doubt they would do a hair test.

Dunno, I didn't need to worry for this job I have now.

Re: drug test...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:52 pm
by Midori
Edit: Oops.

Re: drug test...

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:01 am
by XemnasXD
Sharp324 wrote:They definitely do it. And no you cant get someone to pee in something for you. They stand in the room with you to make sure you dont do anything.

^

I know you guys think "lol Wal-mart" but companies take their drug policy very seriously. If their drug policy is in the contract, you are taking a drug test. K-mart, Wal-Mart, McDonalds, Taco Bell, whatever. I've had friends who work at the company where they test the stuff and its really an lol fest with amount of idiots who do the kind of drugs they do with the frequency they do and still think they've got a shot at the test. It's an auto-red flag btw, no way you are getting hired if they catch it. Should've thought about passing the drug test before you blazed up. Then again people who can plan ahead like that can normally find a better job than Wal-Mart...

but its unlikely they'll interview and test you on the same day, assuming this is your first interview with them...

Re: drug test...

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:08 am
by Swindler
M3K0S wrote:crazyskwrls... i love ur thinking... xD
now woutR i srsly hope ur right...
if all else fails im gonna tell them i went to a party saturday night and took some 2nd hand smoke =/

Just hope that the boss dont know that second hand smoking doesnt pick up any THC that is big enough to show on a simple drugtest, unless your friends had one lighted for 8 hours or something.

It wasnt long ago when me and some friends smoked some from the bong and we had one non-smoker with us, we didnt have any ventilation, and he was at the couch with us but he didnt feel anything.

How often do you smoke?
It wont take 1 day to get it out of your system even if you running, eating alot of fat food etc.
This is just a myth but some people say that if you drink some lemon juice before getting drugtested the test shows negative, dunno about this, but try and give us the real answer. :)