Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Anything else. Post a funny site or tell us about yourself. Discuss current events or whatever else you want. Post off topic threads here.
User avatar
Doppleganger
Addicted Member
Posts: 2706
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:58 am
Location: Resistance Headquarters

Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by Doppleganger »

14-year-old hit by 30,000 mph space meteorite
Gerrit Blank, 14, was on his way to school when he saw "ball of light" heading straight towards him from the sky.
A red hot, pea-sized piece of rock then hit his hand before bouncing off and causing a foot wide crater in the ground.

The teenager survived the strike, the chances of which are just 1 in a million - but with a nasty three-inch long scar on his hand.
He said: "At first I just saw a large ball of light, and then I suddenly felt a pain in my hand.
"Then a split second after that there was an enormous bang like a crash of thunder."
"The noise that came after the flash of light was so loud that my ears were ringing for hours afterwards.
"When it hit me it knocked me flying and then was still going fast enough to bury itself into the road," he explained.
Scientists are now studying the pea-sized meteorite which crashed to Earth in Essen, Germany.
"I am really keen on science and my teachers discovered that the fragment is really magnetic," said Gerrit.
Chemical tests on the rock have proved it had fallen from space.
Ansgar Kortem, director of Germany's Walter Hohmann Observatory, said: "It's a real meteorite, therefore it is very valuable to collectors and scientists.
"Most don't actually make it to ground level because they evaporate in the atmosphere. Of those that do get through, about six out of every seven of them land in water," he added.
The only other known example of a human being surviving a meteor strike happened in Alabama, USA, in November 1954 when a grapefruit-sized fragment crashed through the roof of a house, bounced off furniture and landed on a sleeping woman.

Image
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandte ... orite.html

Or maybe he already does lol
ImageImage
Image

User avatar
Doron
SRF's Princess
Posts: 8570
Joined: Sun May 20, 2007 9:37 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: I'm at- Ooh something shiny!!

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by Doron »

Damn German kids are already scary without super powers, thank you very much.

You know which country will go down first if that were to happen?

Holland. and that's where I am. dammit.
Image

User avatar
Locketart
Advanced Member
Posts: 2119
Joined: Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:12 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic
Contact:

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by Locketart »

How does it not go through his hand?
ImageImage

User avatar
Xyzzzy
Addicted Member
Posts: 2629
Joined: Sun May 20, 2007 10:20 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic
Contact:

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by Xyzzzy »

Locketart wrote:How does it not go through his hand?

thats what I was wondering

and damn thats a freaky lookin' kid
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

User avatar
BloodyBlade
Elite Member
Posts: 5219
Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:32 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Attending your mothers sexual needs :)

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by BloodyBlade »

hey i live in essen too :D
But in belgium xD
My sig died

User avatar
inky
Senior Member
Posts: 4024
Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:47 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: GuildWars2

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by inky »

"When it hit me it knocked me flying..." + "A red hot, pea-sized piece of rock" + "30,000 mph" +"hit his hand before bouncing off" + "three-inch long scar on his hand"= :?

Even if it hit his hand from an angle, it still wouldn't explain him "flying off"...none of this makes sense. I smell a bunch of attention whoring douchebags making shit up to make the story bigger.
Image
ImageAlastor Crow

User avatar
*BlackFox
Forum Legend
Posts: 7921
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:55 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by *BlackFox »

If thats true thats amazing!
Image

User avatar
LillDev!l
Addicted Member
Posts: 2587
Joined: Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:38 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: OTL&OG

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by LillDev!l »

inky wrote:"When it hit me it knocked me flying..." + "A red hot, pea-sized piece of rock" + "30,000 mph" +"hit his hand before bouncing off" + "three-inch long scar on his hand"= :?

Even if it hit his hand from an angle, it still wouldn't explain him "flying off"...none of this makes sense. I smell a bunch of attention whoring douchebags making shit up to make the story bigger.


Exactly what i thought T_T
How can something hitting him from such a wide angle that it does not go though his hand sent him flying, or how could anything SMALL that goes insanely fast sent him flying, it'dd go straight though, it cant bounce of his hand, it cant sent him flying either >.<
Attention whoring indeed :P
Image

User avatar
.AWAKE.
Advanced Member
Posts: 2070
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:06 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Rome

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by .AWAKE. »

are they serious with this nonsense? ROFL
Image

User avatar
DumboDii
Addicted Member
Posts: 2961
Joined: Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:20 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Finland

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by DumboDii »

I think the pressure wave sent him flying. Not the meteor itself.
Drop the beat

User avatar
ltsune
Elite Member
Posts: 5726
Joined: Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:12 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Aege
Contact:

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by ltsune »

lol that's kinda cool :P
Dubious ・ Lvl 101 ・ STR Archer ・ jSRO-R ・ active
PillowFight ・ Lvl 69 ・ STR Archer ・ jSRO-R ・ inactive
Aggrobatic ・ Lvl 101 ・ Warrior / Cleric ・ jSRO-R ・ inactive


Check out our music-video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMxZWMWRjSM
I'm on the drums, beaches!

User avatar
Brago
Loyal Member
Posts: 1541
Joined: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:48 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: The world has an ending, now you must find this ending.

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by Brago »

its true its on yahoo... but that kid would be in pain for weeks, or i know i would if i got hit by a 30,000 mph object even if its small.. a bullet can go through ur hand and it goes slower then 30,000mph why can't a FLAMING hot which burns the skin go through your hand...


heres more meteror survivors

(meteors love to bounce)
On November 30, 1954, Alabama housewife Ann Hodges was taking a nap on her couch when she was awakened by a 3-pound (1.4-kilogram) meteor that crashed through the roof of her house, bounced off a piece of furniture and struck her in the hip, causing a large bruise.


On June 21, 1994, Jose Martin of Spain was driving with his wife near Madrid when a 3-pound (1.4-kilogram) meteor crashed through his windshield, bent the steering wheel and ended up in the back seat.
Image


Image

User avatar
inky
Senior Member
Posts: 4024
Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:47 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: GuildWars2

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by inky »

DumboDii wrote:I think the pressure wave sent him flying. Not the meteor itself.


Maybe..I mean, they do burn off quickly when passing through the atmosphere but still doesn't explain a lot of things. Story is probably true but exaggerated for the press.
Image
ImageAlastor Crow

User avatar
Blindfire
Site Contributor
Posts: 3843
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:36 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: ...

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by Blindfire »

It probably grazed him, which is why he has a three inch cut and not a hole.

User avatar
Doppleganger
Addicted Member
Posts: 2706
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:58 am
Location: Resistance Headquarters

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by Doppleganger »

PHILLLYYYYYYYYY
Code: Select all
ImageImage
Image

User avatar
Squirt
Forum God
Posts: 8186
Joined: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:48 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by Squirt »

Sadly he is a Ginger, which if you read the book states, " No Gingers can become superheroes".
Image
Spoiler!

woutR wrote:Squirt, you're a genius when it comes to raping women.

User avatar
nohunta
Loyal Member
Posts: 1561
Joined: Sun Jun 17, 2007 7:06 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic Lounge

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by nohunta »

Lul. How do you figure this superpower bs? If u ask me it was bee sting and there just so happened to be a meteor on the ground where he was stung.

^ More likely than that bs story we were given.
Image

Playing Jade Dynasty
2x Lupin Wdfmymoney

User avatar
Lempi
Veteran Member
Posts: 3202
Joined: Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:53 pm
Location: England

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by Lempi »

nohunta wrote:Lul. How do you figure this superpower bs? If u ask me it was bee sting and there just so happened to be a meteor on the ground where he was stung.

^ More likely than that bs story we were given.

Bee sting's are 3 inches long now? I reckon he was self harming just as the meteor hit.
Image
Saddam✓ Osama✓ Gaddafi✓ Justin Bieber☐ Rebecca Black☐

User avatar
Foilin
Frequent Member
Posts: 1200
Joined: Wed May 10, 2006 6:47 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Once Xian, Now Garrosh (US). TEXAS IRL!

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by Foilin »

It probably didnt even hit him, i mean it coulda come close and burned a fuckin line of flesh. i would imagine if it had made direct contact he would have exploded.
ImageImageImageImage

User avatar
BrokenSaint
Veteran Member
Posts: 3473
Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:49 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Stuntin'.
Contact:

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by BrokenSaint »

Foilin wrote:It probably didnt even hit him, i mean it coulda come close and burned a fuckin line of flesh. i would imagine if it had made direct contact he would have exploded.


exactly what im thinkin

User avatar
ThatBluePerson
Loyal Member
Posts: 1647
Joined: Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:06 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Earth

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by ThatBluePerson »

Doppleganger wrote:PHILLLYYYYYYYYY
Code: Select all


o my Farking god why are you posting this douchebag here.

User avatar
Ashikiheyun
Loyal Member
Posts: 1821
Joined: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:08 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: CMA

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by Ashikiheyun »

Don't be dissing Phil!!! :x

Anywho, yeah the story sounds pretty unbelievable, I can't see how it didn't go through his hand but sent him flying through the air. Though I don't think he would have exploded :P
Playing on Devias SRO - Ashikiheyun if you want a guild PM me here or in-game.

User avatar
Toshiharu
Senior Member
Posts: 4222
Joined: Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:55 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Nowhere

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by Toshiharu »

Quick send this to mythbusters!
Image
Image
If being a loser means not playing Silkroad all day.. lulwut?

User avatar
GimmeMo
Valued Member
Posts: 480
Joined: Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:48 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Behind You

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by GimmeMo »

Toshiharu wrote:Quick send this to mythbusters!

What a good idea :D
Image
Sig made by KylieMingoue <3

User avatar
DumboDii
Addicted Member
Posts: 2961
Joined: Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:20 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Finland

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by DumboDii »

Meteor scratched his hand ---> landed near him ---> sent a pressure wave which sent the boy flying
Drop the beat

User avatar
Doppleganger
Addicted Member
Posts: 2706
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:58 am
Location: Resistance Headquarters

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by Doppleganger »

ThatBluePerson wrote:
Doppleganger wrote:PHILLLYYYYYYYYY
Code: Select all


o my Farking god why are you posting this douchebag here.

Because he mentioned this meteorite kid and i felt like it.
ImageImage
Image

User avatar
*BlackFox
Forum Legend
Posts: 7921
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:55 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by *BlackFox »

I found this article
The average velocity of meteoroids entering our atmosphere is 10-70 km/second. The smaller ones that survive the trip to the Earth's surface are quickly slowed by atmospheric friction to speeds of a few hundred kilometers per hour, and so hit the Earth with no more speed than if they had been dropped from a tall building.
Image

User avatar
Miguez
Elite Member
Posts: 5003
Joined: Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:47 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: leagueoflegends

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by Miguez »

ThatBluePerson wrote:
Doppleganger wrote:PHILLLYYYYYYYYY
Code: Select all


o my Farking god why are you posting this douchebag here.


WTF he's cute! :x

User avatar
PR0METHEUS
Senior Member
Posts: 4093
Joined: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:30 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Earth
Contact:

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by PR0METHEUS »

Xyzzzy wrote:
Locketart wrote:How does it not go through his hand?

thats what I was wondering

and damn thats a freaky lookin' kid


I was wondering about that as well, but maybe the rock grazed the kid's hand at an angle instead of hitting it dead on. I don't know if that would be enough to deflect a tiny object falling from space, or if it would still go through his hand like a hot knife through butter though.
Missing the good times in SRO... :love:

SRO:
1x, STR Blader (Thebes)
54, STR blader (Venice)
0x, INT wizard (Venice)
19, INT spear (Venice)
34, STR rogue/bard (Venus)
0x, STR blader (Venus)
8x, INT bard/cleric (Gaia)

User avatar
Draquish
Elite Member
Posts: 6423
Joined: Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:25 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: ____

Re: Lucky SOB is gonna get superpowers

Post by Draquish »

He is the chosen one.

Post Reply

Return to “Off Topic Lounge”