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girl has sex over 300 times - still not pregnant

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and the girl is 15 years old
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top 10 sluttiest girls on Maury
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rofl
we had to do a presentation of teenage pregnancy in class
and when I showed number one, everyone was amazed :D
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@#10+5... MAN THE HARPOONS!

#2 = proof that nerdy looking people can actually be sluts
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I always believe this show was staged...I mean come on...its like to real to be true...but I could be wrong... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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John_Doe wrote:I always believe this show was staged...I mean come on...its like to real to be true...but I could be wrong... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Maybe this was staged, but im 100% there is a looooot retards that act just like them.
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#5 Has a future working as a part time whale
#3 Obviously knows shit about Politics
#2 Seems like the type of person that roams on 4Chan
#1 has a future in pron

God damn all these are ******* retarded. Also, is it just me or do they all seem to have a southern accent?
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ROOOOOOOFLLLL at the 2 dumbshets 14 and 13 talking about imm raise my sister to be just like me.

i' been in 3 different gangs and u dont wanna fcks with me!

that chick at 3 mins looks like the only thing she fights is the craving for hot pockets

not 1, not 2, but 3 guys, but its cool, im a player like that!

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They all talk exactly the same, it looks so fake. I can't really believe this.

Mega entertaining nonetheless.
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and it's time for another........... Only in America :P
I don't like these kind of sluts
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Lol where do they find these people?!Thier voices just kicked the crap out of my ears.
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AHAHA damn... dude kinda makes me think if my kids are ever gonna be like that...
fck no i hope not lol ill beat the living shit out of them....
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M3K0S wrote:AHAHA damn... dude kinda makes me think if my kids are ever gonna be like that...
fck no i hope not lol ill beat the living shit out of them....


I honestly hope you're not going to beat the living shiat out of them independently of they being slutty or not.

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nah what im saying is that they are never gonna act up against me or my wife if they do they will know whats coming to them....
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Fake but entertaining nonetheless.

Lol 2 looks like the kind of girl who owns pet frogs.. or as someone said earlier, 4chan.
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MrJoey wrote:@#10+5... MAN THE HARPOONS!

#2 = proof that nerdy looking people can actually be sluts


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#7 was sort of cute. She had more potential than any of the other girls.
#1 had a damn annoying voice. God damn.
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maxietheboss wrote:and it's time for another........... Only in America :P
I don't like these kind of sluts


what kind of sluts do you like then?
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You know what these girls need, something that they have never gotten. A good
slap across their face.

And if they think they dont need their parents then fine, kick them out and move
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satman83 wrote:You know what these girls need, something that they have never gotten. A good
slap across their face.

i thought you were going to say a good laid

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what really can you do in a situation like that? if you throw them out on the street then they will just become hookers. and if you beat their ass then they will call child protective services and you are going to jail.

kinda sucks because they all need to be slapped and showed a bit of reality.


(and btw, how can you be in 3 gangs? i thought gang life was forever? you only leave a gang 1 way i thought... by death. but w/e ive never been in a gang so i guess i wouldnt know)
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[TS]=Hark=[TS] wrote:(and btw, how can you be in 3 gangs? i thought gang life was forever? you only leave a gang 1 way i thought... by death. but w/e ive never been in a gang so i guess i wouldnt know)

if you leave you get hunted down, i guess that doesn't apply if you are BANNED

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argh
i guess this is a good reason drugs kill.
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user wrote:
[TS]=Hark=[TS] wrote:(and btw, how can you be in 3 gangs? i thought gang life was forever? you only leave a gang 1 way i thought... by death. but w/e ive never been in a gang so i guess i wouldnt know)

if you leave you get hunted down, i guess that doesn't apply if you are BANNED


banned from a gang? wouldnt they just kill you?
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dude doesnt matter whether you go to jail... it takes around 20 minutes for the cops to get there after the kid calls child services.... so you better tell the kid to call an ambulance first and tell them theres a dead whale (referring to #5) on the floor :P then you will make your trip to jail worthwhile...
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Somebody should organize some sort of rumble with all these girls. I would pay over 9000 rubles to watch it.
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[TS]=Hark=[TS] wrote: hunted down, i guess that doesn't apply if you are BANNED


banned from a gang? wouldnt they just kill you?[/quote]
Nah man, Botting is forbidden when you join a gang, instant ban if its discovered.
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CrimsonNuker wrote:Somebody should organize some sort of rumble with all these girls. I would pay over 9000 rubles to watch it.


I wager my prize goat on number 4
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I dont have the patience to watch it all...
they're all fugly and scary and all they can say is "i can have sex whenever I want and I punch you in the face"
wth... and wtf is maury anyway?
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DluR wrote:wth... and wtf is maury anyway?

i dont have patience to answer that question

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satman83 wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:Somebody should organize some sort of rumble with all these girls. I would pay over 9000 rubles to watch it.


I wager my prize goat on number 4


If #4 is the fat one, I agree.
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