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Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:48 am**

http://omegle.com/

Here's how it went.

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Then it got the reply of:

Stranger: …………………………………………„„-^*''''*^~^*'''*^-„„
…………………………………….„-^*''::::::::::„„„-~-„„~-*-„„-^*~~-„„
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except it wasn't all messed up like it is now lol
I am still cracking up!!

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:49 am**

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:59 am**

some1 said hi, i go woah a **** no way he asks me if im one to, and i go bye ****.. he goes cya in bed.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:02 am**

Looks like you were on 4chan today.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:37 am**

Haha. that's quite epic. but yeah...

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:50 am**

what the hell is ontd

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:56 am**

I actually chatted with someone for half an hour. We had funs.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:58 am**

so i was like "miley cyrus?" and the stranger was all like "tolosegt?" and i exitted my browser

EDIT:

My second one was a lot better. We said hello and started right off talking about the getty center in LA. He/she lives in LA and actually visited there last week.

we went on about the design aspects, the travertine stone, richard meier, tadao ando, critical regionalism etc.

it was AWESOME

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:35 am**

this is actually pretty kewl.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:52 am**

I was skeptical, then this was the first one I got.
(connect and one second later)

Stranger: hey hows it going? 22/f/wy here
(I was like, WTF, so I just said this)
You: omg i was going to post a picture of pedobear and ask a/s/l but you came rightout and said it!
Stranger: im bored, looking at how to get a free computer at *removed link* you should check it out

Fackkkkkkkkkkkkkk I feel like dom

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:10 am**

My first one was:

Stranger: Hi
Me: Hello
Stranger: From
Me: England
Me: You?
Stranger: Finland
Me: Cool

Me: Disconnect

So what are the chances that I'll get someone fro, SRF... lol

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:12 am**

Lol.

Me: Hi
Stranger: Hola
Me: damn...
Stranger: Seeex ples
Me: Sure, bend over
Stranger: Disconnect.

Snoopy 1. Brasilian 0.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:20 am**

Umm, LOL?

Stranger: D:
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
You: Are you from SRF?
Stranger: yes >.>
*Stranger disconnects*

You: Hello
Stranger: tits or GTFO
Stranger: good
You: <shows tits>
Stranger: I see
Stranger: nice tits
You: I'm a guy, freak
*Stranger disconnects*

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:22 am**

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where u from?
Stranger: are u male?
You: I am from England and you?
You: I am female
Stranger: australia
Stranger: are u into girls?
You: No lol
Stranger: ever considered it?
Stranger: ever kissed a girl?
You: I have never kissed a girl or even thought about it
Stranger: wel your a freak then
You: oh thank you
Stranger: its not a compliment u douche bag
You: and I wasn't taking it as a compliment...

And I am a freak because I prefer men...

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:39 am**

Burr...

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ahaha
You: how are you?
Stranger: great
Stranger: and yaself
You: that's good.
You: im good

Stranger: where ya from
You: Australia..
You: you?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: nz:D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ouch... NZ, Aus relationships at their best.

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You: hey
Stranger: soulmates?
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: reading
Stranger: you?
You: you're from reading?
Stranger: just near it. yeah
You: oh my. me too
Stranger: seriously.
You: what's your address, ill come there and we can chat

You: yeah
Stranger: maybe not

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:41 am**

damn aussies

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:06 pm**

You: Moooo
Stranger: hello
You: You like cows?
Stranger: that's a different greeting
You: What's different about it?
Stranger: to eat or to be around
You: to be.
Stranger: well if your a cow I guess it's ordinary but most people don't usually greet thaat way
You: I'm not most people
You: I can greet in fish too as well.
Stranger: I noticed. Where you from?
You: Belgium
Stranger: Are there a lot of cows in Belgium
You: How can you have noticed that I can greet in fish if I haven't done it before?
You: Depends where in Belgium you are.
You: Around me none
You: The downside of being in the city
Stranger: I would imagin that someone who can learn cow can also learn fish
You: It was hard
You: but I managed
You: It's not hard though to talk fish
You: Fish lack braincells thus communication if basic at most
Stranger: Since we all came from the sea it should be easy
You: That was ages ago.
You: So where is thee stranger from?
Stranger: Yes but it's like riding a bicycle once you learn you never forget
You: I can't remember evoling from a fish though
You: *evolving*
You: I'm not a pokemon.
Stranger: suspressed memory

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:32 pm**

I tried the pedobear thing on that chat and all I got was...

You: <pedobear image>A/S/L?
Stranger: 8/f/va
You have disconnected.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:36 pm**

I spoke to someone, he asked me if I was a girl. I said no and he left.

edit:

You: HAI
Stranger: hello [:
You: WOMAN?
Stranger: yes ahaa
You: CAN COOK?
Stranger: slightly..
You: PRICE?
Stranger: what do you mean price lmfao
You: FOR MAKE VISA
You: MY WIFE
Stranger: what the hell man.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:04 pm**

my connection keep imploding when i try to pedo pic

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:08 pm**

How to shut up a stranger talking about ur mom.

You: hi
Stranger: Hello!
Stranger: How can I assist you mam?
You: idk, u tell me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:44 pm**

Jaapii wrote:How to shut up a stranger talking about ur mom.

You: hi
Stranger: Hello!
Stranger: How can I assist you mam?
You: idk, u tell me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ma'am =/= mom...

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:13 pm**

.curve wrote:
Jaapii wrote:How to shut up a stranger talking about ur mom.

You: hi
Stranger: Hello!
Stranger: How can I assist you mam?
You: idk, u tell me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ma'am =/= mom...

why would he call me ma'am?

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:21 pm**

Jaapii wrote:
.curve wrote:
Jaapii wrote:How to shut up a stranger talking about ur mom.

You: hi
Stranger: Hello!
Stranger: How can I assist you mam?
You: idk, u tell me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ma'am =/= mom...

why would he call me ma'am?

Jokes. Anonymity of the internets. I dunno. Should have asked him.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:43 pm**

You: hi
You: anybody out there?
You: ...
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im here
Stranger: lol
You: finally

You: where are you from?
Stranger: new york
You: nice
You: male or female?
Stranger: female
You:

You: How old are you?
Stranger: 18
You: I'm from England, I am female and I am 27
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hello
Stranger: MUM?!
You: DAD??
Stranger: OMG
You: NO WAY
Stranger: YES WAY
Stranger: WE FOUND EACHOTHER!
You: AFTER ALL THIS TIME
You: I CANT BELIEVE IT
Stranger: NEITHER CAN I
Stranger: WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH THAT BITCH, BITCH
You: WHAT BITCH?
Stranger: CASSANDRA
You: IT WASN'T CASSANDRA
Stranger: WAS IT MONICA?!?!
You: IT WAS CLARE
Stranger: NOWAY
You: YES WAY
Stranger: I AM CLARE
You: OMG CLARE
Stranger: SO YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH MYSELF
You: YUP
You: STRANGE ISN'T IT
Stranger: ITS AWESOME

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:59 pm**

Stranger: hi there
You: Hello
Stranger: how u?
You: good
You: you ?
Stranger: doing well
Stranger: it is Fri
Stranger: payday
Stranger: 4:15p
Stranger: so either near 4:20 if ur into that
Stranger: or 5p for me to depart this fine job
You have disconnected.

You: Hi
Stranger: hii
You: how are you ?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hows ur life
You: not bad
You: yours ?
Stranger: flowin
Stranger: u have a beautiful soul
You: ty
You: can you see the future ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: can you?
You: no =\
Stranger: tell me a secret
You: one of mine ?
Stranger: if u want
You: ok
You: I never told Maria that Daniel had a girlfriend before her
You: there,now i must go feed my cat,bye
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hi, where r u from ?
You: hi
You: Serbia

You: hi
Stranger: hii
You: do you have a cat ?
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: no!
Stranger: I have a dog!
You: i have 4 dogs
Stranger: I don't like a cat...
Stranger: oh, I have 2
You: to bad for you
You: bb

AND THE MOST EPIC ONE

You: Hi
Stranger: HI IM BATMAN
You: IM SUPER GIRL

Stranger: GREAT! READY TO CLEAN THIS TOWN UP?
You: WITH MAH LAZERS
Stranger: YES, FANTASTIC! GET TO THE BATMOBILE
You: *JUMPS IN*
Stranger: ALRIGHT, JOKER IS OUR MAIN THREAT
Stranger: HE'S SUPER EVIL SO BE READY
Stranger: *WHOOSH* YES, THE CAR GOES FAST BUT YOU'LL GET USED TO IT
You: OK
Stranger: USE YOUR LAZ0RS!!!
You: *SHOOOOOTS*
Stranger: OMG, HE USED AN RPG
Stranger: *BOOM*
You: OH NOES
Stranger: QUICK, GET TO DA CHOPPA
You: WHERE IZ MUDKIPZ ????
Stranger: JOKER KILLED TEH MUDKIPZ
Stranger: HE HEARD YOU LIKED THEM
You: BETCH I AM GONA KILL HIM
Stranger: BUT WE STILL HAVE BBQSAUCE
Stranger: SO DONT WORRY
Stranger: NOW THEN... I PRESUME YOUR IN THE CHOPPA SO WE NEED A PLAN
Stranger: YOUR LAZ0RS FAILED BADLY...
You: YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING
You: I DIDNT CRIT HIT....
Stranger: FAIL
You: EPIC FOR YOU
Stranger: YOU MUST ALWAYS CRIT HIT
Stranger: NO, MY BATMOBILE IS DESTROYED
Stranger: NOT EPIUC
Stranger: EPIC*
You: I AM GOING TO GET SUPERMAN,YOU FAIL HUMAN.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:13 pm**

Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: whats up !
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: where are u from ?
You: not a lot
You: england
You: and you?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: london ?
You: essex
You: near london
Stranger: nice
Stranger: are u man or girl ?
You: girl
You: you?
You: well not girl i'm 27, so that makes me a woman
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: that right
Stranger: i'm 21
You: male or female?
Stranger: man
You: hmm

Stranger: do you use messenger ?
Stranger: stranger

You: msn, yeah
Stranger: whats your name by tha way ?
You: stranger
Stranger: my is geovanni nice to mee ya
Stranger: ehehe
You: hehe
Stranger: my email geovannilg@hotmail.com
You: nice to meet you too
Stranger: add me there

Think I won't

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:16 pm**

Stranger: how about u, asl?
You: age: 46
sex: m
location: sitting behind my computer in my underwear
Stranger: cute
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:41 pm**

Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: How are u?
You: I am good and you?
Stranger: good too,thks
Stranger: Are u male or female?
You: I am female
You: and you?
Stranger: male
Stranger: where are u from?
You: England
You: and you?
Stranger: ,nice, I´m from Brazil
You: that's nice
You: how old are you?
Stranger: How old are u?
You: 27
You: and you?
Stranger: 26
You: what is the weather like out there?
Stranger: Let´s make personal questions?.It´ll be funny. You start. Ok?
Stranger: It´s hot
Stranger: 25c°
Stranger: and there?
You: it has been really warm here
Stranger: Let´s make personal questions?.It´ll be funny. You start. Ok?
You: you start
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Do u like sex?
You: no
You: do you?
Stranger: I like. Do you like to masturbates yourself?
You: no
You: have you got big feet?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Are you pretty?
You: small feet?
You: no
Stranger: no,medium
Stranger: 43 size,brazilian in brazilian size
You: are you fat?
Stranger: no,and u?
You: yes

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:52 pm**

hilarious thread!

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