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Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:23 pm
by CrimsonNuker
Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out. Did you know that? Now you do.
The Smoking Gun got hold of the police report and Mr. Shlomi's mug shot, and as you can see, he didn't escape unscathed. But neither did she. The facts of the case, briefly, according to the police report:
* Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
* She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
* He kisses her.
* She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
* He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
* He runs down to the hotel lobby.
* They both get arrested.
http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-b ... bal-hooker
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:30 pm
by William-CL
umm.. I'm speechless. i don't know how to react to that other than to LMFAO!
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:57 pm
by rumpleKillskin
Wow, anyone know how to react to this one properly? I think its just full of win.
And he used his own personal Shamwow to clean up all the blood from the scene, making it virtually fanish from the naked eye. lol corny joke I know, but how could I resist?
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:59 pm
by Swindler
Hum, dont know what to say.. Maybe, Lol?
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:00 pm
by Squirt
Wow, Police mugshots reveal things that cameras don't.
Wrinkles.
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:38 pm
by Pookierawr
It would be better if she bit hes penis.lol
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:52 pm
by XemnasXD
i knew it...first thing i says when i saw him i turns to my friend Mabel and says that guys looks like someone who picks up cannibal hooker, no lie...
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:02 am
by Wu
LOL oh man brilliant
Just look at that mug shot... reminds me of faces of meth
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:11 am
by Reise
"You're gonna love my nuts. I SAID YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS, B*TCH!"
*punch*
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:32 am
by user
1k dollars, holy sht, she must be hot
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:50 am
by Barotix
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:01 am
by Doppleganger
He's 44?!?! WTH
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:10 am
by Sacchin
Barotix wrote:[youtube]iWRGRZCvLmg[youtube]
wth @ the end - "penis penis penis penis"? lol
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:21 am
by rumpleKillskin
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:40 am
by MooMooMoo
Shoulda slap her instead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQdam can anyone teach me how to post youtube videos? pm me thanks
OT, dang he looks muchhhh older when he was on those commercial. I guess make up and lighting does help lol.
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:50 am
by .curve
MooMooMoo wrote:Shoulda slap her instead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQdam can anyone teach me how to post youtube videos? pm me thanks
OT, dang he looks muchhhh older when he was on those commercial. I guess make up and lighting does help lol.
That's what you would want to post to post a video. The part of the YouTube URL after the = sign.
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:26 pm
by zShared
ebaums must've had fun with this one
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:28 pm
by blackfalcon
$1000 cannibal hooker ftl
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:45 pm
by Squirt
Doppleganger wrote:He's 44?!?! WTH
Edit :
Your full of win >_>
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:16 pm
by piootr
Wooooo go Vince! Sucks that he's in jail now though =P, Can't show us any more amazing products
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:50 pm
by user
piootr wrote:Wooooo go Vince! Sucks that he's in jail now though =P, Can't show us any more amazing products
.
you never know, he might use floss to cut the metal bars to escape from prison
Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:48 am
by piootr
user wrote:piootr wrote:Wooooo go Vince! Sucks that he's in jail now though =P, Can't show us any more amazing products
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you never know, he might use floss to cut the metal bars to escape from prison
H/o...Did she bite his whole tongue out?!? If so then it is the end of Vince's amazing products >=(.
Oh well, least we still got Billy Mays!
