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My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:41 pm
by Tasdik
I hate my hands.
/emo

But no really. My hands are incredibly soft and squishy. Their nasty tbh.

So any ideas on how to "toughen" up my hands?

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:43 pm
by CrimsonNuker
I dont know how my friend does it, but his hands are scaly, has peeling skin, and extremely dry.

The 2 ways I know how to get many hands are woodworking and construction lol

His hands look like this, but not as bad:

Image

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:44 pm
by cin
work lol <3

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:44 pm
by Snoopy
Are they chubby? Sometimes people have chubby hands that are like that :)

You can play guitar, that makes your fingers tougher. As for hands... I'm not totally sure.

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:44 pm
by Sharp324
Manual labor.

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:45 pm
by _Lana_
Some people pay a lot of money to have soft hands.
I don't know.... Get a job at some construction site ?

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:51 pm
by Tasdik
Snoopy wrote:Are they chubby?

Am I chubby? No. I'm scrawny. But my hands are chubby. Which is weird.

CrimsonNuker wrote:Image

O_O

And yeah I've been splitting some fire wood *No Pervs*. Hopefully that'll help. Somewhat.

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:54 pm
by Grimjaw
My hands are soft yet firm and they always have a gentle warmth. I would hate them if they were shovels. A friend of mine has some hardened hands, but he's a Chef.

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:55 pm
by _Lana_
I still don't understand why do you want your hands ruined ?

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:56 pm
by Doppleganger
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Get a shoe box, fill it up halfway with broken glass and lightly punch it for 12hrs everyday for 10 weeks.


Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:59 pm
by Tasdik
_Lana_ wrote:I still don't understand why do you want your hands ruined ?

I don't really want to ruin them.
I just want to make them feel not so....soft. It sucks being a guy with soft hands.
Especially when a girl your dancing with is like "Wow your hands are really soft"
I makes me feel all embarrassed and awkward.

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:01 pm
by satman83
i try to keep my hands in good nic, i moisturize them and such :P

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:02 pm
by Burningwolf
I got small, soft feminism(sp?) hands too =(
problem with mine is that they are always cold, so it loses the point of being soft, since i wont touch anyone with them lol...

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:03 pm
by CrimsonNuker
Burningwolf wrote:I got small, soft feminism(sp?) hands too =(
problem with mine is that they are always cold, so it loses the point of being soft, since i wont touch anyone with them lol...


omfg my hands are always cold too!

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:18 pm
by Lempi
satman83 wrote:i try to keep my hands in good nic, i moisturize them and such :P

I do too... I'm comfortable with my sexuality so having soft hands doesnt bother me, infact i like it. I'd hate to have rough skin on my hands.

But if you want to 'toughen' them up, get some logs and an Axe and goto work. 5 hours a day for a month, you'll have shitloads more muscle and toughened up hands.

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:23 pm
by iGod
http://www.mmaxion.com/Upload/af9295d2- ... ad8b7a.jpg

try getting that, should be really cheap, its for strengthening your fists, its made of rubber and you squeeze it, pretty simple :p people will avoid handshaking you in a while out of fear of getting their hands crushed :D

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:26 pm
by Barotix
Become a lumberjack. The pay sucks, but it builds character, makes you stronger, and toughens up your hands.

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:35 pm
by Tasdik
Barotix wrote:Become a lumberjack. The pay sucks, but it builds character, makes you stronger, and toughens up your hands.

I've been waiting for the strength of my Lumberjack forefathers to kick in.

Still waiting...

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:37 pm
by noobert mclagg
Go exercise the bishop a couple times. :wink:

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:43 pm
by avanti42
ive heard from a few coaches of a couple different sports that urinating on your hands toughens them up.

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:44 pm
by DarkJackal
Hang some paper on a brick wall then punch it over and over lol.

It was in that shaolin monk fighting video or w/e they were >.>.

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:45 pm
by noobert mclagg
avanti42 wrote:ive heard from a few coaches of a couple different sports that urinating on your hands toughens them up.

Did you try it :?

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:50 pm
by avanti42
nope, mine are already tough enough.

Nobody ever told me if you were supposed to let it sit or wash it off after you did it though

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:54 pm
by Tasdik
avanti42 wrote:ive heard from a few coaches of a couple different sports that urinating on your hands toughens them up.

Eww...

DarkJackal wrote:Hang some paper on a brick wall then punch it over and over lol.

It was in that shaolin monk fighting video or w/e they were >.>.

I wonder how long I have to do this for.

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:56 pm
by Pally
I have really soft hands.

My girl friend seems to enjoy them.

My friends find it really strange. I feel completely opposite of you, I really enjoy them I find it really funny. Their being torn up a bit because I'm lifting weights now, but gloves solve that problem.

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:59 pm
by Tasdik
Pally wrote:I have really soft hands.

My girl friend seems to enjoy them.

My friends find it really strange. I feel completely opposite of you, I really enjoy them I find it really funny. Their being torn up a bit because I'm lifting weights now, but gloves solve that problem.

Well, I guess it really depends on what the ladies think.

So do girls mind a guy with soft hands? I've always thought they did. Maybe it's all in my head. Idk.

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:00 pm
by Barotix
Girls <3 soft hands.

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:01 pm
by Jstar1
Tasdik wrote:
_Lana_ wrote:I still don't understand why do you want your hands ruined ?

I don't really want to ruin them.
I just want to make them feel not so....soft. It sucks being a guy with soft hands.
Especially when a girl your dancing with is like "Wow your hands are really soft"
I makes me feel all embarrassed and awkward.


lol you get embarrassed? Please don't tell me it affects your feelings of masculinity

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:03 pm
by Tasdik
Jstar1 wrote:
Tasdik wrote:
_Lana_ wrote:I still don't understand why do you want your hands ruined ?

I don't really want to ruin them.
I just want to make them feel not so....soft. It sucks being a guy with soft hands.
Especially when a girl your dancing with is like "Wow your hands are really soft"
I makes me feel all embarrassed and awkward.


lol you get embarrassed? Please don't tell me it affects your feelings of masculinity

It does somewhat. Nothing major it just kinda there nagging at the back of my head.

Re: My...condition.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:06 pm
by Jstar1
Tasdik wrote:It does somewhat. Nothing major it just kinda there nagging at the back of my head.


You should kick that feeling out of your head. Your hands have nothing to do with masculinity, and girls are probably going to like it better on the soft side rather than a gritty hand that feels like sandpaper.