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I Hate Suits
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:40 pm
by inky
Why I Don’t Wear a Suit and Can’t Figure Out Why Anyone Does !
Jan 16th 2007 1:23AM
When I started MicroSolutions I was 24 years old. I had just gotten fired from my job and was sleeping on the floor of a 3 bedroom apartment with 5 other guys living there. I didn’t have a closet or a bed, but I had 2 suits.
I bought both of those polyester wonders, one Grey pinstripe, the other blue pinstripe for a total of $99 dollars plus tax. To go with those fashion forward wonders, I had several white polo button downs that I had purchased used from a re-sale shop, and a couple ties that I had bought on sale or had gotten as hand me downs from friends.
I wore those babies when it was cold. I wore them when it was 100 degrees plus. I ironed them and when I could I got them dry cleaned. MicroSolutions was started in June and over the next 7 years , starting with those first 2 suits, I wore a suit every work day. I bought new suits as the business grew. I bought shirts and ties and shoes new instead of used. I went 7 years without a vacation to make that company work, but I didn’t go a work day without a suit.
Someone had once told me that you wear to work what your customers wear to work. That seemed to make sense to me, so I followed it, and expected those who worked for me to follow it as well.
After I sold MicroSolutions I decided that I never would wear a suit again. I was able to hold true to that while I was making a lot of money trading stocks for the next 5 years, but then Todd and I started AudioNet which would morph into Broadcast.com.
With our new business, I decided that I would have to wear a suit, but would modify the rule so that I would only wear a suit when someone I was selling to was wearing a suit. If they were selling to me, I didn’t care if they were wearing a tux. I was going to go comfortable and not wear a suit.
When Broadcast.com was sold, the suit went out the window completely. I vowed to never wear one again other than weddings and funerals, and only then because it wasn’t worth the hassle to deal with people asking why you didn’t wear a suit. I’m certain the people getting married dint care, and I don’t think anyone is going to be looking down at me wondering why I showed up at their funeral without a suit. Suits make no sense whatsoever.
Why am I such a suit hater ? I’m not a suit hater, I just could never think of any good reason for any sane person to wear a suit in the first place.
Exactly what purpose does a suit serve ? Why in the world are so many people required to wear a suit to work ? Do the clothes make the man or woman in the western world today ? Does wearing a tie make us work harder or smarter ? Is this a conspiracy by the clothing, fabric or dry cleaning industry to take our money ?
Or are we all just lemmings following a standard we all know makes zero sense, but we follow because we are afraid not to ?
If you are a CEO , are there not better things your employees could spend money on than multiple suits, ties, dress shirts, dress shoes, dress socks, dry cleaning, and all the other associated costs ? Gee, no suits would be the same as giving your employees a tax free raise. Think that might make them happy ? Or do employees consider having to spend money on suits a perk ?
Now I understand some people think wearing a suit provides them with a certain level of stature. It gives them confidence. It helps them feel good about themselves. Well let me be the first to tell you that if you feel like you need a suit to gain that confidence, you got problems. The minute you open your mouth, all those people who might think you have a great suit, forget about the suit and have to deal with the person wearing it.
Is there a reason other than “thats just the way it is” ? Haven’t you looked at someone in a suit, trying to look important and just thought how stupid and out of place it is ? Why do we do this to ourselves ?
I know this all is a crazy rant, but come on now. If you have had to wear a suit to work every day, haven’t you wondered why ? If you are the CEO or in charge of a company, haven’t you wondered yourself why you are making your employees waste all that money and come to work and spend the day in uncomfortable clothing ?
Give your suit wearing employees a raise. Tell them every day is casual day.
from:
http://blogmaverick.com/2007/01/16/why- ... yone-does/
Just finished reading it. My boss put me up for on-call status today and some dick head co-worker of mine faked being sick (he did this before) and called in less than 2 hours before the call-in time limit. Now I gotta' wear a suit on valentines. Farking hell i hate suits.
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:06 pm
by Tasdik
Suits make me feel sexy. And the ladies agree.
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:15 pm
by _MvP_
Suits are nice

Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:35 pm
by RuYi
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:39 pm
by Squirt
Suits are worth the $200-$500.
They are comfy and look good if you get the right fit/ color
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:29 pm
by inky
A matter of opinion I suppose. I just feel very, very uncomfortable in them. I can't even count the number of times I got called by some of the managers for not wearing the jacket (as if it would've raised my IQ). I don't know why, but the idea that a person's intelligence or worth is measured by how uncomfortable his attire is just makes me sick. For the record, I do have the right fit -- it's not so much as being physically uncomfortable as it is mentally. I just hate these damn things and I wanna' burn them.
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:31 pm
by Doppleganger
ew suits are system tools lol
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:32 pm
by Verfo
Tasdik wrote:Suits make me feel sexy. And the ladies agree.

This.
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:34 pm
by inky
Doppleganger wrote:ew suits are system tools lol
lol not so much as that but the people who usually wear them are a bunch of Farking dialtones.
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:53 pm
by Grimjaw
Man, massive typos.
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:56 pm
by Snoopy
I only buy a suit when I need one. Whether it be for a formal, job interview. blah blah
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:02 am
by Bop
Tasdik wrote:Suits make me feel sexy. And the ladies agree.
this
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:48 am
by iGod
I never wore a suit in my life lol
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:51 am
by Swindler
iGod wrote:I never wore a suit in my life lol
And I wont either, they are so god damn ugly.
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:41 am
by cin
i look great in suits.
i have 2 casual suits and one custom made.
usually i just go for a blazer though. at my current job,
a suit would make me overdressed. i shouldn't look more
important than my boss <_<
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:56 am
by MrTwilliger
I love wearing my suit, makes me feel so tall and powerful. It's fun to dress up fancy, its a good change from flano's and jeans.
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:48 am
by ThatBluePerson
did anyone noticed sweater vests kicking in again?
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:01 am
by Snoopy
ThatBluePerson wrote:did anyone noticed sweater vests kicking in again?
Like this?

Summer here. Where I live people just have Boardies and a T-shirt, down Sydney way people have their V-Necks and Shorts (the ugly tight ones above the knees)
Anyway, love my Pinstripe suits

Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:56 am
by Tasdik
cin wrote:i look great in suits.
i have 2 casual suits and one custom made.
usually i just go for a blazer though. at my current job,
a suit would make me overdressed. i shouldn't look more
important than my boss <_<
Although if you dress up more everyone else will feel that they need to as well. Psychology ftw.
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:24 am
by Silver0
i got like 20 suits....
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:49 am
by inky
I have about 8 shirts, 3 blazers/jackets, a couple pair of pants. Man that would make a nice bonfire starter.
I'm wearing one right now ...FUUUUU
*at work*
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:19 am
by Sn4ke_
SUIT UP!

Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:28 pm
by Doron
I've got a suit for school..
It's antracit with cray stripe, I've got 2 shirts, one light blue and one grey, and 2 ties, a black one with a white blocky print and a full bright light blue one.
Nice black shoes and an oversized belt ( _._ ) it's only for a bit more class in the suit..
but it looks so great on me, I'm so smexxy.. it's just a drag when I'm on my way to and from school, in a crowded bus, my ass gets pinched.
By men. old men.
Do not want.
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:23 pm
by Melez
I actually like suits. I have one from my father, when he was younger.. I never wore it though. I don't go on any special occasions, and wearing a suit to take a walk is silly. ;d
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:47 pm
by Hobbes
Heh, I actually hate the fact that I DON'T wear a suit to work.
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:58 am
by Grimjaw
Snoopy wrote:
I only have 2 of those and I never wore them more then 4 times.. Makes me feel like a British lawn jockey..
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:27 am
by dom
Everyone looks good in a suit.
Nothing like a well tailored suit, and they are incredibly comfortable. I never understood how some people can say suits are umcomfortable - especially the pants. Dress pants are always nice and soft, it's like wearing pyjamas.
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:42 am
by .curve
dom wrote:Everyone looks good in a suit.
Nothing like a well tailored suit, and they are incredibly comfortable. I never understood how some people can say suits are umcomfortable - especially the pants. Dress pants are always nice and soft, it's like wearing pyjamas.
Agreed. Dress pants are so loose and comfortable, and if you get a decent jacket it's just as comfortable as well. I'd wear a suit every day if I could.
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:48 am
by ThatBluePerson
Grimjaw wrote:Snoopy wrote:
I only have 2 of those and I never wore them more then 4 times.. Makes me feel like a British lawn jockey..
yes they are everywhere in my area. even the high school kids take them to school and look all pro when they can be wearing a t-shirt and jeans
Re: I Hate Suits
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:50 pm
by Grimjaw
ThatBluePerson wrote:yes they are everywhere in my area. even the high school kids take them to school and look all pro when they can be wearing a t-shirt and jeans
lol. Those are members of the pretentious society of high nosed whippersnappers. 