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5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:31 am
by Doppleganger
http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5- ... pussy.html

omg at all of these stories but for Simo Hayha...holy shit

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:40 am
by user
good fcking find, easy to understand language as well

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:45 am
by MasterKojito
All of them sounded fake :x

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:45 am
by user
MasterKojito wrote:All of them sounded fake :x

i smell jealous

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:09 am
by Pan_Raider(`_´)
heard of audie murphy and that crazy Claymore English guy lol,
but thats just insane :D

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:15 am
by Swindler
That was me, I just did 5 plastic surgerys

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:23 am
by TOloseGT
i killed an entire ant colony with my feet, how awesome am i?

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:13 pm
by SidiousX
TOloseGT wrote:i killed an entire ant colony with my feet, how awesome am i?


Ur way awesome.

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:44 pm
by Isis
Pan_Raider(`_´) wrote:heard of audie murphy and that crazy Claymore English guy lol,
but thats just insane :D

He was Scottish...

Good find :)

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:18 pm
by woutR
I thought #5 was the baddest of them all.
Seriously, he killed 50 people a day and scared an army like a thousand times bigger than the Finnish army, and he did while he was freezing to death. Not to mention his rifle wasn't even a sniper rifle and he killed anti sniper snipers with it.

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:21 pm
by Sauron
Simo Hayha is a noob camper! To be honest, this sounds so fake like that indian dude taking out 2 bunkers while being shot at? Not likely lmfao.

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:32 pm
by Toasty
Yeah did all seem a bit fake.

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:50 pm
by Isis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

On wiki it say he was English, but in the other link it says he was Scottish :?

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:54 pm
by jeansl10
lol i totally see a random dude running around with a sword and a bagpipe!

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:16 pm
by zeleman1a
woutR wrote:I thought #5 was the baddest of them all.
Seriously, he killed 50 people a day and scared an army like a thousand times bigger than the Finnish army, and he did while he was freezing to death. Not to mention his rifle wasn't even a sniper rifle and he killed anti sniper snipers with it.


Yea i also think that he is the best of the best like cmon those guys fight with germans but they arent alone like him and like the temperatures arent -40C...so this guy is the best for me... just read how many kills did he make..

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:52 pm
by Pan_Raider(`_´)
Bastet wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

On wiki it say he was English, but in the other link it says he was Scottish :?


i watched some report about the major wars,and he was mentioned as an english man

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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:18 pm
by Blurred
Lol nice

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:20 pm
by Isis
Pan_Raider(`_´) wrote:
Bastet wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

On wiki it say he was English, but in the other link it says he was Scottish :?


i watched some report about the major wars,and he was mentioned as an english man

The guy that wrote it probably couldn't tell the difference between Scottish and English..

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:28 pm
by heroo
good read :)

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:16 pm
by Klarabella
The finnish dude should have been place #2. **** yeah, 700 people.




(+ that sweden and finland is neighbours!)

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:38 pm
by XemnasXD
thought they were all pretty good except for Jack Churchill...its not really badass to lead your entire unit to a terrible death just cause you're a crazy mother fucker....

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:11 pm
by Tasdik
Woot for Alvin York. Gotta love my fellow redneck Tennesseans :wink:

But yeah Simo Hayha was a beast.

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:21 pm
by [SD]Twysta
Bastet wrote:
Pan_Raider(`_´) wrote:
Bastet wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

On wiki it say he was English, but in the other link it says he was Scottish :?


i watched some report about the major wars,and he was mentioned as an english man

The guy that wrote it probably couldn't tell the difference between Scottish and English..


Indeed ;)

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:44 am
by user
TOloseGT wrote:i killed an entire ant colony with my feet, how awesome am i?

pick on someone your own size?

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:22 am
by Evasion
user wrote:
TOloseGT wrote:i killed an entire ant colony with my feet, how awesome am i?

pick on someone your own size?


LOL mad e lul'd HARD :D

Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a....

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:55 am
by Reise
I don't think anyone will beat Simo Häyhä's record. 700+ kills. Guy was a master with that rifle.