military recruitment ads

[user]

see your (or other nations') tax dollars at work

UK's Royal Marine Commandos
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Australian Army
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US Army
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US Cyber Command
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USMC
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CIA
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US Navy SEALs
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US Army Special Forces
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forgot Canada eh?

Expected better from a country which loses 2k soldiers annually due to 'accidents'

wheres russia?

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FAKE but funny - US Navy
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[exality]

I dont get your point? There are a few of these that arent even real.


Edit: Proud US NAVY recruit!!!

[Snoopy]

<3Aussie Army!

[user]

I dont get your point? There are a few of these that arent even real.

which ones are you calling fake?

[Foilin]

stop forum spam. no one cares

[Snoopy]

I remember seeing those Army Strong ads when I was in the US. They were good.

[BlackFox898]

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forgot Canada eh?

Spoiler!

older ones
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[Snoopy]

What's Canada? So close to USA, why don't you share an army?

[user]

stop forum spam. no one cares

why cant you pm to express your personal opinion toward another member

[Eeece]

wheres russia?

[Snoopy]

wheres russia?

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Ew.. Russia.

[Krevidy]

Two recruiting commercials of the Dutch Marines. (Korps Mariniers)
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[Pan_Raider(`_´)]

imagine a world without the need for this...

[iGod]

How could you forget Singapore?

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[pr0klobster]

imagine a world without the need for this...

That will never happen.

[Jstar1]

imagine a world without the need for this...

sorry but that will probably never happen. israel and palestine have been killing each other even before jesus was born. What makes you think they'll stop now?

[Barotix]

imagine a world without the need for this...

sorry but that will probably never happen. israel and palestine have been killing each other even before jesus was born. What makes you think they'll stop now?

LOLED. Yeah guys, Islam is as old as Christianity and Judaism; all our problems stem from the middle east!!!!

[Grimjaw]

Let's join the army and get my face and leg blown off. Looks like fun. And when we tour in those hummers on the roads that's the shit right there man. But damn, last week we drove over those bombs on the side of the road, and damn holy hell. Did my buddy lose his legs or what! Now he's in a wheelchair for life and stares out of the window while trying to remember how it was to walk and take a shit on your own accord. Clearly the nurse doesn't mind. One more bed wetter for her to take care off.. You are dead

Or let's join the air force and fly into a swarm of birds who clog up the engine intakes, leaving me to race towards mother earth at blasting speed in an flaming steel coffin of death. Then you try to use the eject button and take a pass at the whole death thing and then find out the new rookie engineer didn't calibrate or repair that little safety error he thought was nothing causing the cap to remain steadfast.. You are dead.

No thanks on all occasions.

[bakafish]

I always thought the Dutch ones are pretty good.

[Grimjaw]

These are just meant to lure in confused little easily swayed boys with promises of a life filled with guns, training and action. This is so misleading and shows nothing about the horrendous atrocities which happen in actual combat or warfare. Teaching kids like that to roll in the mud or giving them war games to psychologically influence their interest is something only few are paying attention to. But then again, if the real acts and results of war became publicized..

Nobody would enlist anymore.

[user]

Let's join the army and get my face and leg blown off. Looks like fun. And when we tour in those hummers on the roads that's the shit right there man. But damn, last week we drove over those bombs on the side of the road, and damn holy hell. Did my buddy lose his legs or what! Now he's in a wheelchair for life and stares out of the window while trying to remember how it was to walk and take a shit on your own accord. Clearly the nurse doesn't mind. One more bed wetter for her to take care off.. You are dead

Or let's join the air force and fly into a swarm of birds who clog up the engine intakes, leaving me to race towards mother earth at blasting speed in an flaming steel coffin of death. Then you try to use the eject button and take a pass at the whole death thing and then find out the new rookie engineer didn't calibrate or repair that little safety error he thought was nothing causing the cap to remain steadfast.. You are dead.

No thanks on all occasions.

There you have it folks, from Grimjaw himself, JOIN THE NAVY!!!

[[SD]Master_Wong]

uks got loads
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those are the older ones we have some new ones running atm which are showing the first part of a video which you can only get on the armys website sorta like a mini movie

[user]

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those are the older ones we have some new ones running atm which are showing the first part of a video which you can only get on the armys website sorta like a mini movie

looks a lot like the one the OP posted

[[SD]Master_Wong]

though against joining the army for idiot counrys aka england, america and anyone else who send them away on pointles wars watching these vids is tempting looks interesting and fun

gah stick to my morals

[TeamLosi]

Let's join the army and get my face and leg blown off. Looks like fun. And when we tour in those hummers on the roads that's the shit right there man. But damn, last week we drove over those bombs on the side of the road, and damn holy hell. Did my buddy lose his legs or what! Now he's in a wheelchair for life and stares out of the window while trying to remember how it was to walk and take a shit on your own accord. Clearly the nurse doesn't mind. One more bed wetter for her to take care off.. You are dead

Or let's join the air force and fly into a swarm of birds who clog up the engine intakes, leaving me to race towards mother earth at blasting speed in an flaming steel coffin of death. Then you try to use the eject button and take a pass at the whole death thing and then find out the new rookie engineer didn't calibrate or repair that little safety error he thought was nothing causing the cap to remain steadfast.. You are dead.

No thanks on all occasions.

So lets disband the whole US Military and let everyone walk on us. Sounds like a great plan! GO GRIM!

What do you think it takes to protect our country? Having tea parties with Iranians? Its people dying for what they love. If you dont care about it then shut up.

[[SD]Master_Wong]

lol put it this way if there are no armys there is no threat

[woutR]

I could never join the army, I don't understand why anyone would like to.
If I had to kill someone it would have to be very personal, I can't just go to some other country and blow some suckers face off just because he's defending his country/morals there.

It's sad that this world needs armies, I'm just glad I don't have to serve in one.

[Qosta420]

lol all army advertisments realy galmorize war, then get a bunch of 19 yearolds who want to shoot a gun and have some excitement in real war. then they find out how much it sucks and isnt fun, and they come home farked up cause of PTSD. then the army stops taking care of them and cuts them off. FUUCK THE ARMY, fuuck this false advertising. war isnt glamorous, war isnt fun, it just sucks. and if you have anything different to say then you are a retard with no concept of what war realy is.

[Love]

that is money well spent and i find this thread rather pointless.

[pr0klobster]

lol all army advertisments realy galmorize war, then get a bunch of 19 yearolds who want to shoot a gun and have some excitement in real war. then they find out how much it sucks and isnt fun, and they come home farked up cause of PTSD. then the army stops taking care of them and cuts them off. FUUCK THE ARMY, fuuck this false advertising. war isnt glamorous, war isnt fun, it just sucks. and if you have anything different to say then you are a retard with no concept of what war realy is.

Nobody who enlists or attempts to enlist in the Army really thinks war is fun. If they are, they are too young and immature to understand. But it's a good balancing act that you won't be shipped overseas or see any action, it is a good jumpstart for college, and there's no denying the discipline that a military career gives you.

It's not false advertising. Even being in the reserve when you have left the armed forces means you may be called to duty. Again, it's taking a chance that you won't be. Enlistment in the armed forces is usually higher during a period of peace.

As for your other points, I don't see anywhere in the ads that say "War is fun". I don't see how anyone could think so. Risking your life or limbs isn't fun.