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Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:59 am
by StealMySoda
Just had a 5 hour train journey from Nottingham to North Wales.
First train I was on...some guy was bitching at a 65 year old woman to get up and stand up because she was in his seat. His ticket was for the seat, but come on she was 65+ and there was no other seats.
Second train I was on...not so eventful only a 30 minute ride anyway.
Third train.
Rather uneventful apart from when we got to the second stop. A family comes on. First I see a young girl (16 at most) come on the train with a couple of carlsbergs in her hand. I'm was watching Private Ryan. So I just think what the **** and carry on watching.
2 minutes later I hear banging, and there 3 or 4 little kids running around banging their coke bottles on the windows.
The mum was sat right opposite me, and with grandmother sat behind me. They do nothing.
15 minutes or so pass, and they still make a racket, some guy (rightly so) asks one of the kids to be quiet. Then the boy runs back to his grandmother and says "some guy told me to be quiet". So she marches him back over to the guy, sits him next to him and says "it's okay, make as much noise as you want".
Then two girls keep looking at her (the grandmother) wondering what the racket it. And she stands up saying "do you fancy me or something, you keep checking me out" so they are shit scared and shut up.
Then I noticed that the mother, who was pregnant (obviously the 5 or so kids she already had aren't enough) was drinking beer, and I had noticed that she'd been through 3 or 4 at this point as had her daughter. It's only when her daughter stands up that my GF points out to me that she is pregnant too (and drinking) remember she is 16 at most (legal age is 18 to drink).
Crazy kids running around. Some psycho grandmother. Mother and daughter both pregnant and both drinking.
Next the little girl was running up and down the train spitting on people. And all the grandmother could say was 'don't do that, it's not nice' and did nothing else.
I was just sort of in disbelief.
Some people just aren't fit to raise children.
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:03 am
by Squirt
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:03 am
by Snoopy
well happy bday.
Sounds like families like that need something put in their water to make them not fertile.
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:11 am
by OTG
I would have called the cops on the mother and daughter.
Happy Birthday btw.
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:25 am
by DarkJackal
lol wut happened with the old lady, did she get up ? >.>.
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:35 am
by aznronin
I read the whole thing and yea gotta say that was weird.
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:44 am
by Gaigemasta
sounds like some where in europe, that doesnt happen in the usa ^_^ lol
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:05 am
by REBD
Gaige wrote:sounds like some where in europe, that doesnt happen in the usa ^_^ lol
you sir are a fail.
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:06 am
by CrimsonNuker
You should have bitched them out or called some officer on the train or something
Happy Birthday
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:11 am
by Gaigemasta
REBD wrote:Gaige wrote:sounds like some where in europe, that doesnt happen in the usa ^_^ lol
you sir are a fail.
You notice that everything in europe is downsized, and dont say stuff here in america is oversized, the only thing here oversized is dix,boobs, and bellies.
hahahahaha i didnt know europe used 8oz cans O_O
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:14 am
by DarkJackal
We have those mini cans in USA too, i've seen em at the stores, thought it was cute, but its exspensive for how little they are >.> lol.
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:21 am
by StealMySoda
It sucks being used to American fast food sizes.
American Medium = British Large
American Large = British Super Size
And AFAIK the cans are the same size (330ml). Just that the 'fridge packs' are 10 cans rather than 12 because British fridges are smaller.
Oh by the way. Following the same patern from above.
oversized is dix,boobs, and bellies.
American Large Condoms = British Regular Condoms.
GG America.
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:24 am
by REBD
Gaige wrote:REBD wrote:Gaige wrote:sounds like some where in europe, that doesnt happen in the usa ^_^ lol
you sir are a fail.
You notice that everything in europe is downsized, and dont say stuff here in america is oversized, the only thing here oversized is dix,boobs, and bellies.
hahahahaha i didnt know europe used 8oz cans O_O
What I mean is that it is obviously happening in Europe as he said that he was traveling from Nottingham to North Wales. And also you are a fail because you think that it does not happen in the US.
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:26 am
by rumpleKillskin
StealMySoda wrote:It sucks being used to American fast food sizes.
American Medium = British Large
American Large = British Super Size
And AFAIK the cans are the same size (330ml). Just that the 'fridge packs' are 10 cans rather than 12 because British fridges are smaller.
Oh by the way. Following the same patern from above.
oversized is dix,boobs, and bellies.
American Large Condoms = British Regular Condoms.
GG America.
Why would you do this to your own thread, why?!
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:28 am
by StealMySoda
My thread got off-topic'ed.
I eint gonna fight it
Especially when it's involving UK vs. USA.
Two places I've lived.
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:28 am
by rek
Gaige wrote:REBD wrote:Gaige wrote:sounds like some where in europe, that doesnt happen in the usa ^_^ lol
you sir are a fail.
You notice that everything in europe is downsized, and dont say stuff here in america is oversized,
the only thing here oversized is dix,boobs, and bellies.
hahahahaha i didnt know europe used 8oz cans O_O
Lol.
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:29 am
by REBD
rumpleKillskin wrote:StealMySoda wrote:It sucks being used to American fast food sizes.
American Medium = British Large
American Large = British Super Size
And AFAIK the cans are the same size (330ml). Just that the 'fridge packs' are 10 cans rather than 12 because British fridges are smaller.
Oh by the way. Following the same patern from above.
oversized is dix,boobs, and bellies.
American Large Condoms = British Regular Condoms.
GG America.
Why would you do this to your own thread, why?!
Maybe because Gaige is an idiot?
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:30 am
by Gaigemasta
Qoute ->
You notice that everything in europe is downsized, and dont say stuff here in america is oversized, the only thing here oversized is dix,boobs, and bellies.
hahahahaha i didnt know europe used 8oz cans O_O[/quote]
What I mean is that it is obviously happening in Europe as he said that he was traveling from Nottingham to North Wales. And also you are a fail because you think that it does not happen in the US.[/quote]
lol i do know that, that was the whole ironic part man, de de de! gosh man, learn internet sarcasm
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:31 am
by Gaigemasta
StealMySoda wrote:My thread got off-topic'ed.
I eint gonna fight it
Especially when it's involving UK vs. USA.
Two places I've lived.
sry all my fault too *hug*
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:16 am
by MrTwilliger
I had an interesting bus trip around a year ago, I suppose this is the thread to post it in.
I was returning home from my, at the time, girlfriend's place. The bus ride was to be a 30 minute ride so I didn't bother bringing along a book to read. I sat down quietly and just tuned out for a good 5 mins or so. Then suddenly I snap back into reality as I see a man saying hello to me. Being polite I said hey back and offered him a seat.. not the smartest of ideas I must say.
When I got a clear look at his face I could tell he was mentally handicapped. He had a creepy looking, unshaven face and was carrying around a guitar case. Thinking I was about to get mugged or something I tried to crack up a civil conversation. I asked him if he played guitar. So he rattled off this giant rant about how he plays guitar and writes his own music. He told me that he just finished writing his latest song, describing himself throat fucking George Bush while John Howard was gagged and forced to watch.
Feeling slightly scared out at the time tried my best to talk about something a little less strange, which only lead to him telling me and out his drawings about his songs and his.. "rampant" sexual experiences. Although in all honesty some of it was bordering on rape.
Boy do I ever love meeting new friends >_>
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:37 am
by Snoopy
MrTwilliger wrote:I had an interesting bus trip around a year ago, I suppose this is the thread to post it in.
I was returning home from my, at the time, girlfriend's place. The bus ride was to be a 30 minute ride so I didn't bother bringing along a book to read. I sat down quietly and just tuned out for a good 5 mins or so. Then suddenly I snap back into reality as I see a man saying hello to me. Being polite I said hey back and offered him a seat.. not the smartest of ideas I must say.
When I got a clear look at his face I could tell he was mentally handicapped. He had a creepy looking, unshaven face and was carrying around a guitar case. Thinking I was about to get mugged or something I tried to crack up a civil conversation. I asked him if he played guitar. So he rattled off this giant rant about how he plays guitar and writes his own music. He told me that he just finished writing his latest song, describing himself throat fucking George Bush while John Howard was gagged and forced to watch.
Feeling slightly scared out at the time tried my best to talk about something a little less strange, which only lead to him telling me and out his drawings about his songs and his.. "rampant" sexual experiences. Although in all honesty some of it was bordering on rape.
Boy do I ever love meeting new friends >_>
Lol. Even that was an interesting read.
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:55 am
by user
StealMySoda wrote:A family comes on. First I see a young girl (16 at most) come on the train with a couple of carlsbergs in her hand. I'm was watching Private Ryan. So I just think what the **** and carry on watching.
2 minutes later I hear banging
is it or i have a dirty mind?
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:05 am
by Snoopy
user wrote:StealMySoda wrote:A family comes on. First I see a young girl (16 at most) come on the train with a couple of carlsbergs in her hand. I'm was watching Private Ryan. So I just think what the **** and carry on watching.
2 minutes later I hear banging
is it or i have a dirty mind?
Sadly I had to read that 3 times 'till I got it. So I'm guessing it's you with a dirty mind :p
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:10 am
by user
StealMySoda wrote:Crazy kids running around. Some psycho grandmother. Mother and daughter both pregnant and both drinking.
Some people just aren't fit to raise children.
reminds me a bit of britney spear's family
britney is a mess
the underage sis got knocked up
and now the sis is planning to let her mom take care of her kid
i wonder what she wants for her daughter
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:25 am
by BloodyBlade
Gaige wrote:REBD wrote:Gaige wrote:sounds like some where in europe, that doesnt happen in the usa ^_^ lol
you sir are a fail.
You notice that everything in europe is downsized, and dont say stuff here in america is oversized, the only thing here oversized is dix,boobs, and bellies.
hahahahaha i didnt know europe used 8oz cans O_O
If I think about the USA, the first thing that comes to my mind are fat people
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:25 am
by Grimjaw
user wrote:reminds me a bit of britney spear's family
britney is a mess
the underage sis got knocked up
and now the sis is planning to let her mom take care of her kid
i wonder what she wants for her daughter
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Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:09 am
by user
Grimjaw wrote:user wrote:reminds me a bit of britney spear's family
britney is a mess
the underage sis got knocked up
and now the sis is planning to let her mom take care of her kid
i wonder what she wants for her daughter
--------------------> Form
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--------------->sentences
----------------> because this is reading
- ---------------------> like a 3 year old with down syndrome and an reading disability.
yet you choose to sink to my level -_-;
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:56 pm
by MonstaH
When it comes to the UK nothing can impress me anymore XD
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:34 pm
by TOloseGT
i miss those fish and chips =[
ah those deep fried fat fries and fat-encrusted burger patties...
Re: Just had the strangest train journey
Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:19 pm
by *BlackFox
Omfg, that is a crazy story!
StealMySoda wrote:Just Some people just aren't fit to raise children.
yeah! thats right!