Slut or Stupid?

[Doron]

First thread in a while, but this is serious business...

I have too guys after me.
And not in the way that I made out with their girlfriend or that I owe them money, but they want my ass.

This sucks so much...

It's so weird, one day the first one takes me separate and tells me he loves me, then the next day at work the other alse said he liked me a lot and he almost kissed me.... seriously, I was in shock when it happened the first time, but then the day after again? Shit man, and the worst thing is one is in my class, the other is my coworker.. so it kinda sucks...

what to do!???

I don't want men.......

I love women...

[Midori]

Just tell them you don't swing that way. I'm sure they will be very understanding.

[asusi]

slut + stupid = BINGO

[Doron]

slut + stupid = BINGO

no, it was more meant as a question like:

Am I so slutty that I can turn guys gay?

Or am I so stupid I didn't see it coming?

Or am I so slutty that I turn guys gay and too stupid to see gay guys eyeing me?

[asusi]

slut + stupid = BINGO

no, it was more meant as a question like:

Am I so slutty that I can turn guys gay?

Or am I so stupid I didn't see it coming?

Or am I so slutty that I turn guys gay and too stupid to see gay guys eyeing me?

Do what you're hearts tells you right thing is to do, i mean Profit
you will make mistakes maybe in some things but you will learn from it, better do it now then later.

ps: can you post picture of your azz on HOTGIRLS topic ?

[Crumpets]

You're as gay as a pink trifle Icealya. Just **** them, if you need any tips ask Xemnas .. quite sure he'd help you out.

[LillDev!l]

Just tell them you don't swing that way. I'm sure they will be very understanding.

+1, and if they dont listen, beat em off

[Swindler]

lol, I thought you was gay :o

[StealMySoda]

Wrong thread. Wrong time.

[asusi]

Wrong thread. Wrong time.

conclusion ?..

[Tig3ress]

WOAH at first i thought you where female.

[Melez]

Nicely tell them you don't want that kind of relationship. Or whatever they want.

[takolin]

First thread in a while, but this is serious business...

I have too guys after me.
And not in the way that I made out with their girlfriend or that I owe them money, but they want my ass.

This sucks so much...

It's so weird, one day the first one takes me separate and tells me he loves me, then the next day at work the other alse said he liked me a lot and he almost kissed me.... seriously, I was in shock when it happened the first time, but then the day after again? Shit man, and the worst thing is one is in my class, the other is my coworker.. so it kinda sucks...

what to do!???

I don't want men.......

I love women...

I always thought you were gay.
You keep suggesting it. I bet they're on SRF and they think you like bumming.

[izmeister]

Why do people lie on internet forums...

[woutR]

People do not get any gayer than you so go and do your thing with them and enjoy it. It's not like we live in an age where being gay is terrible.

[Priam]

You're as gay as a pink trifle Icealya. Just **** them, if you need any tips ask Xemnas .. quite sure he'd help you out.

this.

And it's prolly made up.

[Grimjaw]

I say do what you do best.

[Doron]

I say do what you do best.

Get drunk and do them??

*sigh*.....

I don't wanna.....

[Tig3ress]

eww

[cin]

typical thread is typical

[Swindler]

If you really loves womens, why do have anxiety about this?`

[satman83]

lol i spoke to ice once on vent...and after hearing him speak for 1 hour and reading
this story, am not shocked at all

[CloudStrider]

Maybe this will teach you not to be overwhelmingly gay to everyone you meet.

[RuYi]

It's just a case of misunderstanding. Tell them you're really a guy.

[CloudStrider]

It's just a case of misunderstanding. Tell them you're really a guy.

LOLLERSKATES!

Hahahahahaha, man, that was funny.

[XemnasXD]

You're as gay as a pink trifle Icealya. Just **** them, if you need any tips ask Xemnas .. quite sure he'd help you out.

He's right ok first things first

1. Never let a camp top you, its just gross and lame
2. Never let anything less than a 7 top you, guys gotta have standards
3. Don't go down on anything less than 6, unless your like a 7 then its ok and you belong down there anyway - -
4. If he sounds like a bitch while you're goin at it, don't be afraid to shove a sock in his mouth or smother his face with a pillow.
5. Always use a condom unless you know their sex history at least 2 partners back.
6. Remember its gay sex, get in, do like 5 positions, and get out, like 30 min tops...no one likes a marathon man
7. Always do a reach around
8. Don't be afraid to get creative belts, face slapping, hair grabbing, all are fair play
9. If he's staying the night the goal should be sex in as many different rooms as possible, different furniture means different leverage.
10. Most importantly, have fun, if its over and you can sill walk, you're doing it wrong...

[CloudStrider]

You're as gay as a pink trifle Icealya. Just **** them, if you need any tips ask Xemnas .. quite sure he'd help you out.

He's right ok first things first

1. Never let a camp top you, its just gross and lame
2. Never let anything less than a 7 top you, guys gotta have standards
3. Don't go down on anything less than 6, unless your like a 7 then its ok and you belong down there anyway - -
4. If he sounds like a bitch while you're goin at it, don't be afraid to shove a sock in his mouth or smother his face with a pillow.
5. Always use a condom unless you know their sex history at least 2 partners back.
6. Remember its gay sex, get in, do like 5 positions, and get out, like 30 min tops...no one likes a marathon man
7. Always do a reach around
8. Don't be afraid to get creative belts, face slapping, hair grabbing, all are fair play
9. If he's staying the night the goal should be sex in as many different rooms as possible, different furniture means different leverage.
10. Most importantly, have fun, if its over and you can sill walk, you're doing it wrong...

Probably the most scarring thing I have ever read.

[Doppleganger]

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Ayt here's what you do.
..Get both of them hooked on crack.
like to the point where they will eat shit all day for an 8 ball.
kidnap them and lock them in a room together and they will forget about you.
and then you'll be set and you can continue your quest for the vagtastic voyage.

[Doron]

lol i spoke to ice once on vent...and after hearing him speak for 1 hour and reading
this story, am not shocked at all

I never talked to you for an hour???

My vent didn't work, it was only typing...

[Burningwolf]

You're as gay as a pink trifle Icealya. Just **** them, if you need any tips ask Xemnas .. quite sure he'd help you out.

He's right ok first things first

1. Never let a camp top you, its just gross and lame
2. Never let anything less than a 7 top you, guys gotta have standards
3. Don't go down on anything less than 6, unless your like a 7 then its ok and you belong down there anyway - -
4. If he sounds like a bitch while you're goin at it, don't be afraid to shove a sock in his mouth or smother his face with a pillow.
5. Always use a condom unless you know their sex history at least 2 partners back.
6. Remember its gay sex, get in, do like 5 positions, and get out, like 30 min tops...no one likes a marathon man
7. Always do a reach around
8. Don't be afraid to get creative belts, face slapping, hair grabbing, all are fair play
9. If he's staying the night the goal should be sex in as many different rooms as possible, different furniture means different leverage.
10. Most importantly, have fun, if its over and you can sill walk, you're doing it wrong...

Probably the most scarring thing I have ever read.

no
its Farking epic win
lol'ing so damn hard