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Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:35 pm**

http://www.relationshipcontract.net/x1ChamomileTea.html

excerpt

Spoiler!

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:43 pm**

Fucking win

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:07 pm**

Lol loved the story

maxietheboss wrote:Fucking win

+1

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:10 pm**

Farming and particles beams, wild west style

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:35 pm**

i doubt that students actually turned that in but it was still a funny read...

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:41 pm**

lol I enjoyed it thanks

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:42 pm**

lol. nice.

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:51 pm**

Lol, that was funny

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:02 pm**

And where are the hermaphrodites from? Jupiter?

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:35 pm**

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMFG HILARIOUS@@@

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:38 pm**

this is something that belongs as bonus material of
the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy...

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:54 pm**

The next joke is funny too:
Titled "how to make love"

Here's the whole thing:

Spoiler!

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:35 pm**

Too much win.

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:38 pm**

"F*CK YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!"

LOLOLOLOL!

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:01 pm**

Haha thats awesome. MOAR

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:05 am**

Lol at the last part:

__________________
(Teacher)
A+ I really liked this one.

that made me rofl the most...

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:35 am**

These are always kack and written by a single guy .. however much you think it's real ;s

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:08 am**

thats an awesome story

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:16 am**

Barotix wrote:The next joke is funny too:
Titled "how to make love"

Here's the whole thing:

Spoiler!

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes, 4 Well-shaped legs, 4 Loving arms, 2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts, 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and
out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to
knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into
mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak
(preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does
not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils
carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

3. If cake rises, leave town.

priceless

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:14 am**

lol funny

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:03 am**

What are people from Aege then? :roll:

Iris Ares
Phoenix Eos
Gaia Hera
Neptune Pluto
Uranus Venus - Girls
Saturn Mars - Boys
Mercury Odin
Hercules Poseidon
Zeus Persia
Alexander Pacific
Eldorado Sparta
Rome RedSea
Babel Tibet
Olympus Alps
Greece Venice
Oasis Athens
Troy Aege - Kawaii little hello kittys
Xian

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:16 am**

The intergalactic gal-gorkon mafia death fleet

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:25 pm**

I was not expecting the teacher in the end

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:20 pm**

LOL!
that is the best story ever

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:45 pm**

Just read all 26 "jokes". Most of them are worth the pain in the eyes afterwards!

Posted: **Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:26 am**

Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"

win

good jokes in that site

Posted: **Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:41 am**

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i really wish an english teacher would do this and have this actually happen

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