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masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:39 pm
by Squirt
when you masturbat and have an orgasm you ejaculate your sperm. your sperm is millions of little cells with chromosomes witch hold you DNA. this DNA goes in to the the girl eggs (lol) and makes a babie :D. now a fetus is cells that are multiplying. so if a fetus deserves to live, doest you sperm do to?!

oh and when a girl cum the stuff that come out of her is what? (like whats it made out of lol)


This was posted on Kongregate forums.

lol

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:40 pm
by Priam
Correct, it needs to be kept safe, in like an aquarium or whatever, and nurtured to great health.

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:42 pm
by asusi
so what :)...

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:44 pm
by Hostage
Priam wrote:Correct, it needs to be kept safe, in like an aquarium or whatever, and nurtured to great health.


For 72 hours......Then it's Hi-hoe, time for a new batch!

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:50 pm
by Disconn3cted
Hostage wrote:
Priam wrote:Correct, it needs to be kept safe, in like an aquarium or whatever, and nurtured to great health.


For 2 hours......Then it's Hi-hoe, time for a new batch!


fixed

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:51 pm
by Pally
You also lose it involuntarily due to wet dreams.

So either way you are still killing them, and that is natures way.

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:51 pm
by Priam
Disconn3cted wrote:
Hostage wrote:
Priam wrote:Correct, it needs to be kept safe, in like an aquarium or whatever, and nurtured to great health.


For 2 hours......Then it's Hi-hoe, time for a new batch!


fixed


You just have horrible quality sperm.

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:52 pm
by Pally
oh, yes I forgot.

So you can make it a easy to clean mess and take care of the problem your self.

Or you can wake up to a horrible mess to clean up.

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:19 pm
by Kazook
lol.... :)
Think about this : YOU could be killed on this way :(

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:28 pm
by heroo
it's genocide anyway, cuz only one of those million spermseeds will survive.

so it should be forbidden for men to ejaculate.

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:35 pm
by disturbed667
Squirt wrote:

oh and when a girl cum the stuff that come out of her is what? (like whats it made out of lol)




i always wondered this myself..lol

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:12 pm
by XMoshe
heroo wrote:it's genocide anyway, cuz only one of those million spermseeds will survive.

so it should be forbidden for men to ejaculate.


Every man his balls would explode O_o

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:14 pm
by heroo
XMoshe wrote:
heroo wrote:it's genocide anyway, cuz only one of those million spermseeds will survive.

so it should be forbidden for men to ejaculate.


Every man his balls would explode O_o


dammit!

it's like genocide is inevitable! :banghead:

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:34 pm
by Melez
masturbation =/= murder..

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:46 pm
by Reise
Hostage wrote:For 2 minutes......Then it's Hi-hoe, time for a new batch!


That's right.

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:10 pm
by MiKe 51-50
Masturbation is a sin.

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:17 pm
by Blurred
MiKe 51-50 wrote:Masturbation is a sin.


Love god, but i hate religion.

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:39 pm
by ImmortalKiller
If someone went by these rules, every time you even impregnated someone, you would be killing ALL BUT ONE sperm. The one that survives is the ONLY one that fertilizes the egg.

So, there isn't a solution unless you can control your ejaculation to the precise one sperm, and be sure that it makes it way to the egg.

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:41 pm
by Squirt
ImmortalKiller wrote:If someone went by these rules, every time you even impregnated someone, you would be killing ALL BUT ONE sperm. The one that survives is the ONLY one that fertilizes the egg.

So, there isn't a solution unless you can control your ejaculation to the precise one sperm, and be sure that it makes it way to the egg.

Are you suggesting we strap on a nano camera and a rocket pack to a sperm cell which can be controlled VIA a remote control and after intercourse we hop on the computer and control that sperm cells tracks?

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:04 pm
by Doron
as long as I'm having fun, right?

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:11 am
by Nader
Squirt wrote:
ImmortalKiller wrote:If someone went by these rules, every time you even impregnated someone, you would be killing ALL BUT ONE sperm. The one that survives is the ONLY one that fertilizes the egg.

So, there isn't a solution unless you can control your ejaculation to the precise one sperm, and be sure that it makes it way to the egg.

Are you suggesting we strap on a nano camera and a rocket pack to a sperm cell which can be controlled VIA a remote control and after intercourse we hop on the computer and control that sperm cells tracks?



freeze dat sperm and have a doctor put it in that chick and bam. :P

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:50 am
by DeepEvil
Icealya wrote:as long as I'm having fun, right?

Self-Pleasure

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:09 pm
by StealMySoda
Sperm are cells. Just like skin cells. So should it be considered a genocide when our skin sheds it's outer layers? Or when we cut our hair?

This is stupid.

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:56 pm
by nohunta
Dude I told that to GreenTea he didnt believe me

Re: masturbation; silent genocide?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:42 pm
by BloodLust
It is survival of the fittest. The reason mest of them die at the start is because they are deffective. The one that makes it is usually the best one. There are some that just beat the odds.

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