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January – I got raped by
February – I sucked off
March – I talked to
April – I went out with
May – I choked on
June – I raped
July – I loved
August – I burned
September – I woke up next to
October – I text-messaged with
November – I walked away with
December – I got drunk with

The day you were born on:

1 – An orange
2 – A dog
3 – A closet
4 – A garden gnome
5 – A witch
6 – A computer
7 – A candle
8 – America
9 – The world
10 – A cucumber
11 – A chair
12 – A grandmother
13 – A lamp
14 – Jezus
15 – God
16 – Bill Clinton
17 – A Nun
18 – A toilet
19 – A door
20 – A book
21 – A horse
22 – A whole house
23 – World’s worst whore
24 – Mickey Mouse
25 – Hannah Montana
26 – A mouse
27 – An Elephant
28 – King Kong
29 – Rosie O’Donnel
30 – A CD
31 – A wig

Color of the shirt you’re wearing at the moment, if there’s more then one color pick the one that pops up the most

Blue – Because I like it
Yellow – Because I had nothing else to do
Orange – Because my mother told me so
Purple – Because it’s my hobby
Red – Because I’m worth it
Black – Because I’m high like a cannon
Grey – Because I love animals
White – Because I hate myself
Brown – Because I have no life
Stripes – Because I’m in love
Pink – Because I talk to trees
Green – Because I’m an idiot
Other – Because I fuckin’ horney.