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FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:39 am
by willieb3
some guy comes up to me
and he got a couple whips in his back seat with and some wierd costumes
hes like
hey kid
get in and ill give you some candy
so i went in
and hes like
oopps
must have forgot it at home
then i said ok drive me to ur house
so he did
and when i got there
there was like all these wierd torchure machines
he goes to his fridge
opens it
and gets me a choco bar and tells me i can go
then im like.....
WTF
and i was very disapointed...
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:41 am
by ranger4life
lmao. nice story hahaha.
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:43 am
by Crowley
Maybe you just didn't realize that he raped you?
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:47 am
by OTG
That was hilarious LOL
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:18 am
by Grimm-.-
Heheh.
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:40 am
by emperor3000
Least he wasn't lying
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:06 am
by LaloHao
Tsume wrote:Maybe you just didn't realize that he raped you?
Surprise speed-light rape!
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:27 am
by Wu
Tsume wrote:Maybe you just didn't realize that he raped you?
pssh there was something in the candy that made him forget...
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:30 am
by t0rch
willieb3 wrote:some guy comes up to me
and he got a couple whips in his back seat with and some wierd costumes
hes like
hey kid
get in and ill give you some candy
so i went in
and hes like
oopps
must have forgot it at home
then i said ok drive me to ur house
so he did
and when i got there
there was like all these wierd torchure machines
he goes to his fridge
opens it
and gets me a choco bar and tells me i can go
then im like.....
WTF
and i was very disapointed...
tcm
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:36 am
by ranger4life
t0rch wrote:willieb3 wrote:some guy comes up to me
and he got a couple whips in his back seat with and some wierd costumes
hes like
hey kid
get in and ill give you some candy
so i went in
and hes like
oopps
must have forgot it at home
then i said ok drive me to ur house
so he did
and when i got there
there was like all these wierd torchure machines
he goes to his fridge
opens it
and gets me a choco bar and tells me i can go
then im like.....
WTF
and i was very disapointed...
tcm
looks like tcm is the new "lol" of the internet xD.
and you know, if u wanna get raped.. just go search up sexual molesters on google and im sure some stuff will come out... like an adress. *wink* *wink*
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:58 am
by ThatBluePerson
That is very disturbing.
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:19 am
by CrimsonNuker
Not as good as the one with the girl shitting fish during sex posted a while back.
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:41 pm
by 0l3n
CrimsonNuker wrote:Not as good as the one with the girl shitting fish during sex posted a while back.
Link meh!
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:12 pm
by AnemuS
Funny story , now need to decide who was the pervert lol
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:39 pm
by izmeister
0l3n wrote:CrimsonNuker wrote:Not as good as the one with the girl shitting fish during sex posted a while back.
Link meh!
http://www.silkroadforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=73567&hilitOntopic: tcm
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:45 pm
by SkiPPy
hahahaha
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:18 pm
by heroo
lolzor
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 8:58 pm
by Bop
um...ok
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:53 am
by TOloseGT
hahahah. ahah. ah ha
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:12 am
by Squirt
Light speed my good boy. Getting raped at 186 thousand miles per hour is the thing of the future
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:12 am
by Vanilla Ice
Thats a horrible joke... I really haven't seen anything this humorless ever since I lost saw gilligans island.
Really thats something grade schools kids laugh at..
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:24 am
by Panu
Vanilla Ice wrote:Thats a horrible joke... I really haven't seen anything this humorless ever since I lost saw gilligans island.
Really thats something grade schools kids laugh at..
uhh im in grade school ... your point is???
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:31 am
by Vanilla Ice
_Panu_ wrote:Vanilla Ice wrote:Thats a horrible joke... I really haven't seen anything this humorless ever since I lost saw gilligans island.
Really thats something grade schools kids laugh at..
uhh im in grade school ... your point is???
I've already made my point... the jokes not funny...
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:19 am
by TOloseGT
well, it's one of those "wtf did i just read" moments. it's funny for the first 10 secs when you LOL, then u'r like, cool.
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:21 am
by Burningwolf
Vanilla Ice wrote:_Panu_ wrote:Vanilla Ice wrote:Thats a horrible joke... I really haven't seen anything this humorless ever since I lost saw gilligans island.
Really thats something grade schools kids laugh at..
uhh im in grade school ... your point is???
I've already made my point... the jokes not funny...
it aint funny to you
Your wife aint funny to me
but it sure as hell is to you im guessing...
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:32 am
by Vanilla Ice
^
Lul, Wut?
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:33 am
by TOloseGT
=[ why is everyone being mean to each other.
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:33 am
by SKarFace
lmao
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:51 am
by LaloHao
Vanilla Ice wrote:^
Lul, Wut?
SPARTA!
Re: FUNNY/PREVERTED story
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:49 am
by Crowley
LaloHao wrote:Tsume wrote:Maybe you just didn't realize that he raped you?
Surprise speed-light rape!
The New Insta-Rape in a can:
Praise my leet paint skills.