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some guy comes up to me
and he got a couple whips in his back seat with and some wierd costumes
hes like
hey kid
get in and ill give you some candy
so i went in
and hes like
oopps
must have forgot it at home
then i said ok drive me to ur house
so he did
and when i got there
there was like all these wierd torchure machines
he goes to his fridge
opens it
and gets me a choco bar and tells me i can go
then im like.....
WTF
and i was very disapointed...
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lmao. nice story hahaha.
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Maybe you just didn't realize that he raped you?
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That was hilarious LOL
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Heheh.
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Least he wasn't lying
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Tsume wrote:Maybe you just didn't realize that he raped you?

Surprise speed-light rape! :!:
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Tsume wrote:Maybe you just didn't realize that he raped you?


pssh there was something in the candy that made him forget...
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willieb3 wrote:some guy comes up to me
and he got a couple whips in his back seat with and some wierd costumes
hes like
hey kid
get in and ill give you some candy
so i went in
and hes like
oopps
must have forgot it at home
then i said ok drive me to ur house
so he did
and when i got there
there was like all these wierd torchure machines
he goes to his fridge
opens it
and gets me a choco bar and tells me i can go
then im like.....
WTF
and i was very disapointed...


tcm
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t0rch wrote:
willieb3 wrote:some guy comes up to me
and he got a couple whips in his back seat with and some wierd costumes
hes like
hey kid
get in and ill give you some candy
so i went in
and hes like
oopps
must have forgot it at home
then i said ok drive me to ur house
so he did
and when i got there
there was like all these wierd torchure machines
he goes to his fridge
opens it
and gets me a choco bar and tells me i can go
then im like.....
WTF
and i was very disapointed...


tcm

looks like tcm is the new "lol" of the internet xD.

and you know, if u wanna get raped.. just go search up sexual molesters on google and im sure some stuff will come out... like an adress. *wink* *wink*
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That is very disturbing.
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Not as good as the one with the girl shitting fish during sex posted a while back.
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CrimsonNuker wrote:Not as good as the one with the girl shitting fish during sex posted a while back.


Link meh!
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Funny story , now need to decide who was the pervert lol
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0l3n wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:Not as good as the one with the girl shitting fish during sex posted a while back.


Link meh!

http://www.silkroadforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=73567&hilit

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hahahaha :roll:
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lolzor :D
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um...ok :roll:
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hahahah. ahah. ah ha
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Light speed my good boy. Getting raped at 186 thousand miles per hour is the thing of the future ;)
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Thats a horrible joke... I really haven't seen anything this humorless ever since I lost saw gilligans island.

Really thats something grade schools kids laugh at..
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Vanilla Ice wrote:Thats a horrible joke... I really haven't seen anything this humorless ever since I lost saw gilligans island.

Really thats something grade schools kids laugh at..

uhh im in grade school ... your point is???
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_Panu_ wrote:
Vanilla Ice wrote:Thats a horrible joke... I really haven't seen anything this humorless ever since I lost saw gilligans island.

Really thats something grade schools kids laugh at..

uhh im in grade school ... your point is???


I've already made my point... the jokes not funny...
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well, it's one of those "wtf did i just read" moments. it's funny for the first 10 secs when you LOL, then u'r like, cool.
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Vanilla Ice wrote:
_Panu_ wrote:
Vanilla Ice wrote:Thats a horrible joke... I really haven't seen anything this humorless ever since I lost saw gilligans island.

Really thats something grade schools kids laugh at..

uhh im in grade school ... your point is???


I've already made my point... the jokes not funny...

it aint funny to you
Your wife aint funny to me
but it sure as hell is to you im guessing...
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^
Lul, Wut?
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=[ why is everyone being mean to each other.
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lmao
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Vanilla Ice wrote:^
Lul, Wut?

SPARTA!
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LaloHao wrote:
Tsume wrote:Maybe you just didn't realize that he raped you?

Surprise speed-light rape! :!:


The New Insta-Rape in a can:
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