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What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:06 am
by Crowley
Ok, so you go for a big shit. After you finish you reach for the toilet paper - but wait, there's none left! (oh noez)
What do you do?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:10 am
by Zypher
Yell for your mom or who ever is in your house.
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:11 am
by LaloHao
Get ready to watch your hands
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:12 am
by vietxboy911
What zypher said, but if your in a public bathroom... the sink.? LOL >.>
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:13 am
by BlackFox898
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:20 am
by iSinnnn
Ha, I always check first.
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:22 am
by bakafish
Use sandpaper.
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:27 am
by Blurred
If i were in a public bathroom, and there is no toilet paper after i just took a big shit. I would sacrifice my under wears by wiping my ass with it, and just leaving it there...
Better than not wiping my ass at all. lol
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:30 am
by Grimjaw
Yell for McCain.
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:38 am
by Verfo
that happened to me once O.O, i used my underware then flushed it but it wouldnt flush so i just got out there like nothing happened
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:39 am
by Rainigul
Use my power sander
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:23 am
by Schwarzewhatever
Rub your ass on the wall, repeat until you're completely clean.
Option numero dos: Come out of the bathroom with your ass still full of crap nuggets and start rubbing it against other people's clothes.
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:29 am
by XemnasXD
Blurred wrote:If i were in a public bathroom, and there is no toilet paper after i just took a big shit. I would sacrifice my under wears by wiping my ass with it, and just leaving it there...
Better than not wiping my ass at all. lol
this....besides a little free balling never hurt anyone...in fact i think i should do it more often
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:30 am
by Love
iSinnnn wrote:Ha, I always check first.
how is this complicated .......................
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:04 am
by Ashikiheyun
This has never happened to me. Though a couple years ago one day after school my friend did call me on my cell and said he was in the bathroom but was out of toilet paper. I laughed, called him stupid, and threw a new roll of paper into his stall for him.
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:05 am
by KylieMinogue
when i was younger and attending elementary school, and there was no toilet paper, i used my note book paper.
Also, i can recall twice where i took a shit in my underwear, once while i was in the airport and once while i was in church. Both times were before i reached 3rd grade.
LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:08 am
by DeepEvil
squeez your nasty ass inside the toilet and flush the water and wish to get an instant butt whipping
Re: LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:21 am
by user
DeepEvil wrote:squeez your nasty ass inside the toilet and flush the water and wish to get an instant butt whipping
apparently there is such automated toilets, to save toilet paper. when ur finished, u push a button to get ur ass powerwashed by a pressure washer
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:29 am
by Priam
Check first, to prevent madness.
Re: LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:37 am
by Love
DeepEvil wrote:squeez your nasty ass inside the toilet and flush the water and wish to get an instant butt whipping
ok that was really funny to me when i first read it for some weird reason
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:37 am
by Bop
call 911 and report it immeditely
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:40 am
by Caras
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:54 am
by John_Doe
As state above, always check first for toliet paper.
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:10 am
by BaronSengir
use water? lol
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:15 am
by DeepEvil
BaronSengir wrote:use water? lol
what if the water was too cold enough to freeze your butt during the flush
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:44 am
by Crumpets
Reach for my coat pocket that is always filled with at least 1 bag of tissues ?
Or in ze house, just go to the supply room and get more ..
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:18 am
by Skayunor
Crumpets wrote:Reach for my coat pocket that is always filled with at least 1 bag of tissues ?
Or in ze house, just go to the supply room and get more ..
Dude, the dude in your signature has a boner..
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:19 am
by Priam
Skayunor wrote:Crumpets wrote:Reach for my coat pocket that is always filled with at least 1 bag of tissues ?
Or in ze house, just go to the supply room and get more ..
Dude, the dude in your signature has a boner..
He figured it out.
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:55 am
by user
Skayunor wrote:Crumpets wrote:Reach for my coat pocket that is always filled with at least 1 bag of tissues ?
Or in ze house, just go to the supply room and get more ..
Dude, the dude in your signature has a boner..
looks more like a strap-on
Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:26 pm
by woutR
we have reading materials that I can sacrifice at home. But that's a last resort, I shout for someone to bring me one first.
in public bathroom I just shouted "anyone here?" and asked them if they could toss me another roll of toilet paper.
Seriously.. No need to sacrifice your underwear.