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Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:14 pm
by TheDarkness
Alright so as im sure, we are all aware about yesterday being halloween. It was supposed to be a normal halloween for me and my friend. We were gonna go through the "rich" neighborhood, and try to scout for what we called "pots". These pots are basically just the bowls of candy they leave out, and tell you to only take one. Well of course we aint gonna take just one, we planned on taking the whole thing. Ok so it was our usual night, when we came to the same house that left out a trashcan full of candy, the year before. We noticed they didnt leave out a pot this year, but instead over-decorated their house. So as we walked up the stairs to the door, we noticed music on. We looked over to see a 60Gig ipod video plugged into the speakers. My friend and I both looked at each other, and had that evil look. Ok so anywayz we knocked the door, and nobody was answering. We knocked again, and yet no answered again. So then We just took the ipod and started walking away. We then noticed their neighbors watching us from their garage. We didnt notice them their before. They started yelling .. hey!....hey u!.. then me and my friend ran like crazy. He was such a fatass he got left in the dust. I was already blocks away from him. I then noticed after like 10 minutes, so many cop cars circling the block. One started driving towards me, and so I jumped to the side into a ditch. Unfortunatly that ditch was a freaken sewer way. My legs were all wet, along with my shoes and pants, towards the bottom. Luckily the cop didnt see me and drove right on. I then came out and started working my way towards my friends house. We met up there. We successfully just stole an ipod and we hit the jackpot! But then I felt guilty the whole night, and didnt get any sleep
Oh btw ive never really stolen anything, so ya... thats wat peer pressure does on you.
Anybody else have a crazy night???
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:17 pm
by iSinnnn
You're a prick.
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:18 pm
by chesticles
iSinnnn wrote:You're a prick.
+1 your a complete asshole. its b/c of asshats like u that theres no trust in the world. Return the fuckin ipod douche bag
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:22 pm
by TheDarkness
dude im a good guy lol.. I was so pressured to take it, and like i mentioned i didnt sleep the whole night
Oh btw i dont have it, my friend does.
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:31 pm
by TheDarkness
ok im feeling so guilty.. ima go get it from him, and return it today
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:39 pm
by Da_Realest
Keep it. You don't live things you want unprotected out in the open.
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:42 pm
by chesticles
Da_Realest wrote:Keep it. You don't live things you want unprotected out in the open.
So you have a car right? So when u leave it parked in a parking lot outside, unprotected u dont want it?
@ Darkness thx for returning it. Just leave it in there mailbox or put in in a bag and ring the doorbell and run or just explain to then that it was a stupid idea and your sorry
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:47 pm
by Twist
chesticles wrote:Da_Realest wrote:Keep it. You don't live things you want unprotected out in the open.
So you have a car right? So when u leave it parked in a parking lot outside, unprotected u dont want it?
@ Darkness thx for returning it. Just leave it in there mailbox or put in in a bag and ring the doorbell and run or just explain to then that it was a stupid idea and your sorry
@chesticles
Your so freaking retarded that you dont deserve a room at mental hospital.
OT:Do what you think its right, but since u already stole, just keep it.
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:49 pm
by Da_Realest
chesticles wrote:Da_Realest wrote:Keep it. You don't live things you want unprotected out in the open.
So you have a car right? So when u leave it parked in a parking lot outside, unprotected u dont want it?
Cars have anti-theft measures. A simple one is just locking the car door.
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:50 pm
by Mr.Ganji
That actually sounds pretty fun...except diving into a sewer
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:54 pm
by chesticles
Twist wrote:@chesticles
Your so freaking retarded that you dont deserve a room at mental hospital.
Tell me how? Dont just instult me idiot.
@ Da_Realist yes locks for the doors but what about your tires? lol
The point i was trying to make is that just because you leave something outside unprotected doesnt mean you want it. Its not that persons fault that in society there are people who dont give a fvck. I do agree though that this person should have taken better measures such as opening a window and puttin the stereo there with the ipod on the other side of the screen. But yea i get what your saying and i hope you get what im saying.
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:54 pm
by BloodyBlade
Internet hero.
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:59 pm
by Nitro
Hope that guy you stole ipod from, doesnt read SRF
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:08 pm
by Grimjaw
Just place it on their doormat, ring the doorbell and run like the devil's chasing you, do make sure nobody can clearly identify you. On a second note: This is theft, which is a criminal offense, punishable by a hefty fine or depending on the severity, even incarceration. so you might want to reconsider the next time you decide to pirate loot.
And make up your mind before you commit the act.
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:12 pm
by cpinney
i stole 5 mccaine palin signs, and replaced them all with obama biden signs, does this make me a prick to?
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:17 pm
by Grimjaw
cpinney wrote:i stole 5 mccaine palin signs, and replaced them all with obama biden signs, does this make me a prick to?
No, that makes you Patriotic. :)
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:26 pm
by marjin_boo
My gf car just got stolen today, maybe its a world away from you but its people like you that ruin this planet. First an ipod, then what? Return the damn thing, put it in their post box with a note saying sorry.. don't grow up to be a dick.
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:29 pm
by izmeister
Wow your an asshole
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:29 pm
by Pan_Raider(`_ยด)
Grimjaw wrote:Just place it on their doormat, ring the doorbell and run like the devil's chasing you, do make sure nobody can clearly identify you. On a second note: This is theft, which is a criminal offense, punishable by a hefty fine or depending on the severity, even incarceration. so you might want to reconsider the next time you decide to pirate loot.
And make up your mind before you commit the act.
i dunno, if the guy he stole it from is cool,
he'll get away with an apology.
If not:
what you said= jail or hefty fine
If he leaves it on the doormat,
they might step on it in the morning while getting his mail and wonder where it had been
or if the person is paranoid he'll call the cops, check fingerprints and they'll be searching for him
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:12 pm
by iGod
If you're gonna leave it in the post box at least wipe the fingerprints off the thing
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:21 pm
by Reise
Don't be stupid. Keep it.
They probably have 4 others kicking around their house.
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:58 pm
by Toasty
The victim was an idiot so meh.
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:11 pm
by ranger4life
GIMME MY iPod BACK YOU B/ITCH
xD
well except for stealing an ipod, there was 10 houses with those take one candy bowls.
and obviously, i filled up a pillowcase of candy in 5 minutes
so then i started another pillowcase of candy.
overall i filled up 3 recycle bins of candy.
good halloween!
i dont really eat the candy i give them to my lil bro and sis
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:39 pm
by Grandpa
Wisdom has built herself a house; she has carved her seven pillars.
She has prepared her food, spiced her wine, and she has set her table.
She has sent out her young girls [with invitations]; she calls from the heights of the city,
"Whoever is unsure of himself, turn in here!"
To someone weak-willed she says,
"Come and eat my food! Drink the wine I have mixed! Don't stay unsure of yourself, but live! Walk in the way of understanding!"
The Foolish Woman is coarse; she doesn't think, and she doesn't know a thing.
She sits at the door of her house or on a seat at the heights of the city, calling to those who pass by, to those going straight along their ways,
"Whoever is unsure of himself, turn in here!"
To someone weak-willed she says,
"Stolen water is sweet; food eaten in secret is pleasant."
Grandpa says:
Both women entice others to come to them. Both call from the heights. Both focus their enticements on those who are unsure of themselves. Certainly we can see that you are weak-willed. Which woman called to you last night? Who is speaking to you now? If you listen to one and ignore the other your path is certain.
~Granps
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:00 pm
by Tyrax
Me and my friend jordan and jack were at my friend twig's house. We were bored and my friend steven(asian) had a teen hotline list in his pocket. We were looking at it and then suddenly found the suicide hotline. We called it and said that we were having feelings of death and we demanded 10 million dollars and 50,000 silk or we would cut ourselves. They asked us our names and i screamed "SUICIDY!!" and they just hung up. Really wanted those silk.
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:09 pm
by Sharp324
Tyrax wrote:Me and my friend jordan and jack were at my friend twig's house. We were bored and my friend steven(asian) had a teen hotline list in his pocket. We were looking at it and then suddenly found the suicide hotline. We called it and said that we were having feelings of death and we demanded 10 million dollars and 50,000 silk or we would cut ourselves. They asked us our names and i screamed "SUICIDY!!" and they just hung up. Really wanted those silk.
God damn, whats the average age of this forum again...or rather the average maturity level.
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:20 pm
by AnemuS
what with the color text around anyways? :/
I don't really know what to do in such situation listen to your "heart" heh...
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:32 pm
by CrimsonNuker
Reise wrote:Don't be stupid. Keep it.
They probably have 4 others kicking around their house.
What he said.
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:23 pm
by XMoshe
TheDarkness wrote:dude im a good guy lol.. I was so pressured to take it, and like i mentioned i didnt sleep the whole night
Oh btw i dont have it, my friend does.
Who pressured you to take it? lol
Re: Running from the cops
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:53 pm
by Tasdik
Return it. Just put it in their mail box after wiping of your finger prints...I doubt they'll get the cops after you.