Would you keep it?

Anything else. Post a funny site or tell us about yourself. Discuss current events or whatever else you want. Post off topic threads here.
User avatar
Knight_Ange1
Regular Member
Posts: 347
Joined: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:58 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Odin

Would you keep it?

Post by Knight_Ange1 »

(sorry I'm bored)

We get post-leased cars here at work and of course we find things from previous leasees. (the people who leased the car of course) And this (fugly) chick here at work, Tammy......she digs thru garbage to look for a dimes worth of money. (A pop bottle in Michigan you get 10 cents to return it when yur done drinking)

Well, she found a dildo.

She touches it....



puts it in her purse.




And took it home.



Thoughts?

User avatar
Priam
Forum Legend
Posts: 7885
Joined: Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:38 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: At the apple store, Cause i'm an iAddict.

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Priam »

Disgusting..
Image

User avatar
Knight_Ange1
Regular Member
Posts: 347
Joined: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:58 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Odin

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Knight_Ange1 »

Mhm. I feel like punching her in the face.

User avatar
Sovereign
Active Member
Posts: 749
Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:27 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Guild Wars

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Sovereign »

I think this expression is best suited for this:
"Don't touch it, you don't know where it has been"

User avatar
XemnasXD
Chronicle Writer
Posts: 9841
Joined: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:20 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: US - Illidan

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by XemnasXD »










Image Image
signatures by Hostage Co. <3
~PoP is DEAD! My sTyLe is Supa-Flat!!~

User avatar
Mr.Ganji
Active Member
Posts: 808
Joined: Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:06 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: The Land of the Free

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Mr.Ganji »

If she is fugly, I think we can all understand why she did what she did
<<Banned From SRF. Nuff Said.>> - Key-J

User avatar
Panu
Veteran Member
Posts: 3536
Joined: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:43 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Around

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Panu »

XemnasXD wrote:
Image

User avatar
Verfo
Veteran Member
Posts: 3655
Joined: Thu May 01, 2008 12:21 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: evol efil

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Verfo »

thats disturbing
Last edited by Verfo on Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:45 pm, edited 1 time in total.
<< banned for proof of botting. -cin >>

User avatar
Burningwolf
Addicted Member
Posts: 2583
Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:14 am
Location: :|

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Burningwolf »

what part of Michigan?
lol

yeah thats kind of creepy...
Spoiler!

User avatar
Doron
SRF's Princess
Posts: 8570
Joined: Sun May 20, 2007 9:37 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: I'm at- Ooh something shiny!!

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Doron »

wait, wat?
Image

User avatar
Berto
Active Member
Posts: 835
Joined: Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:11 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Odin

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Berto »

that's hot
<< banned for proof of botting. -cin >>

User avatar
Burningwolf
Addicted Member
Posts: 2583
Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:14 am
Location: :|

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Burningwolf »

Berto wrote:that's hot

its an ugly girl doing that...
Spoiler!

User avatar
SidiousX
Loyal Member
Posts: 1619
Joined: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:35 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Everywhereee

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by SidiousX »

I would BBQ the dildo.
Image
Thx Kraq for the sig <3

I want you to know that you're the only thing that makes this life so beautiful

User avatar
Squirt
Forum God
Posts: 8186
Joined: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:48 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Squirt »

Put a bag over her head and bone her
Image
Spoiler!

woutR wrote:Squirt, you're a genius when it comes to raping women.

User avatar
Infectious
Regular Member
Posts: 212
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:03 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Odin

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Infectious »

SidiousX wrote:I would BBQ the dildo.

Ew..
Image
Thank you brentonsbbe359 for making this sig. :P

User avatar
*BlackFox
Forum Legend
Posts: 7921
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:55 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by *BlackFox »

That's so disgusting.
do you not asked her why she wanted to have a old dildo? Lol
Image

User avatar
Squirt
Forum God
Posts: 8186
Joined: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:48 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Squirt »

*BlackFox wrote:That's so disgusting.
do you not asked her why she wanted to have a old dildo? Lol

She trades cans for 10 cents maybe she can't afford a new dildo?
Image
Spoiler!

woutR wrote:Squirt, you're a genius when it comes to raping women.

User avatar
.AWAKE.
Advanced Member
Posts: 2070
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:06 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Rome

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by .AWAKE. »

you can sterilize anything to the point that its brand new ...
Image

Phaidra
Frequent Member
Posts: 1142
Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:27 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Not here

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Phaidra »

Easy_Lady wrote:you can sterilize anything to the point that its brand new ...


Maybe what you put in there yes, but what It's being put into? Hell no :P

User avatar
*BlackFox
Forum Legend
Posts: 7921
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:55 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by *BlackFox »

Squirt wrote:She trades cans for 10 cents maybe she can't afford a new dildo?
lol but seriously a dildo, that is nuts
Image

User avatar
[SD]Master_Wong
Forum God
Posts: 9509
Joined: Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:02 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Plymouth, University

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by [SD]Master_Wong »

get more then 10cents for it on ebay ;)
MaStEr
Image
credits zelzin ^^

User avatar
chesticles
Loyal Member
Posts: 1978
Joined: Thu May 10, 2007 1:41 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic
Contact:

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by chesticles »

Mr.Ganji wrote:If she is fugly, I think we can all understand why she did what she did
Image
Image


Want to play Jade Dynasty and get a bunch of free stuff?
In USA-East, The Billows
My Inductor ID is 8390004X080400090002522Z0d21fe
Copy that code and paste it in the box when you make a new character.

User avatar
Kraq
Advanced Member
Posts: 2076
Joined: Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:44 am
Location: ☮☮☮

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Kraq »

_Panu_ wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:
Image

User avatar
Hostage
Veteran Member
Posts: 3119
Joined: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:34 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Canada,On

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Hostage »

If you were a true friend you would have offered to buy her a new one. I'm disappointed in you. :cry:

User avatar
izmeister
Frequent Member
Posts: 1138
Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:30 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Yes
Contact:

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by izmeister »

Thats just disturbing
You are now manually breathing.

User avatar
CrimsonNuker
Dom's Slut
Posts: 13791
Joined: Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:31 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: guildwars2

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by CrimsonNuker »

Hush Hush, it'll be the only thing that will please her without willpower
ImageImageImage

User avatar
Infectious
Regular Member
Posts: 212
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:03 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Odin

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Infectious »

CrimsonNuker wrote:Hush Hush, it'll be the only thing that will please her without willpower

Lol.
Image
Thank you brentonsbbe359 for making this sig. :P

User avatar
emperor3000
Frequent Member
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:43 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Home

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by emperor3000 »

Disgusting, now go and break her dildo when shes not looking :)
Image

User avatar
Priam
Forum Legend
Posts: 7885
Joined: Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:38 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: At the apple store, Cause i'm an iAddict.

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by Priam »

emperor3000 wrote:Disgusting, now go and break her dildo when shes not looking :)


Sure, encourage him to touch the damn thing.
Image

User avatar
dom
Global Moderator
Global Moderator
Posts: 9962
Joined: Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:46 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: västkustskt

Re: Would you keep it?

Post by dom »

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:get more then 10cents for it on ebay ;)


+1

"Used dildo, used only by female" would sell like hot cakes.
Image

Post Reply

Return to “Off Topic Lounge”