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Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:06 am
by Crowley
Post a Chuck Norris joke here.
Here's mine:
When Chuck Norris sleeps with men he's not gay, he just ran out of women.
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:10 am
by cpinney
no. this thread will now be locked.
if i had the power...
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:28 am
by XemnasXD
cpinney wrote:no. this thread will now be locked.
if i had the power...
y don't you...
i was just starting to believe in you too...
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:49 am
by cpinney
i dont have moderator powers in this section -_-
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:41 am
by Grimm-.-
cpinney wrote:i dont have moderator powers in this section -_-
Move it to technical help then ban.
Then again I'm guessing you cant move it.
Hmmm... This might cheer you up.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:17 am
by .AWAKE.
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the boogeyman
The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:20 am
by RiceFarmer
If you have a 5 dollar note, and Chuck Norris has a 5 dollar note, then Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:14 am
by Swindler
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:18 am
by Zypher
cpinney wrote:no. this thread will now be locked.
if i had the power...
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:22 am
by cin
Zypher wrote:cpinney wrote:no. this thread will now be locked.
if i had the power...
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:27 am
by dom
cin wrote:Zypher wrote:cpinney wrote:no. this thread will now be locked.
if i had the power...
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:31 am
by M3K0S
noooo dont lock it plzzz i love chuck norris jokes!
chuck norris CAN divide by zero...
chuck norris knows the exact location of carmen sandiego....
the great wall of china was originally built to keep chuck norris out, but it failed miserably
and my favorite:
there is no theory of evolution, its just a list of animals that chuck norris has allowed to live... hahahahah
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:00 am
by Snoopy
Fcuk, Chuck Norris jokes are not funny!
Someone lock this shit.
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:04 am
by Priam
Either:
- Search for the last post about Chuck gaylord Norris jokes, which had a lot in them. And wank off to that.
- Go Farking die in a fire.
It's ok to choose both.
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:06 am
by Entangle
Chuck norris, is gay. *epic lolz*
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:12 am
by [SD]Kratos
i like chuck norris jokes :O
why does everyone hate them
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:15 am
by Priam
[SD]Kratos wrote:i like chuck norris jokes :O
why does everyone hate them
Most are not funny. Overused. Childish. Idiotic. And the guy was the most sucky actor in the world.
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:16 am
by cin
Priam wrote:[SD]Kratos wrote:i like chuck norris jokes :O
why does everyone hate them
Most are not funny. Overused. Childish. Idiotic.
like britney
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:25 am
by Priam
Exactly.
With the exception of her actually being hot in 'Womanizer'.
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:17 am
by Grimjaw
WHERE IS YOUR MOD NOW?!
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:21 am
by cin
Grimjaw wrote:WHERE IS YOUR MOD NOW?!
oi no spam
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:28 am
by Priam
cin wrote:Grimjaw wrote:WHERE IS YOUR MOD NOW?!
oi no spam
Lock it now? or should we take it off-topic a bit more
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:49 am
by Furious
who the hell is this chuck norris..
and those jokes aren't funny at all
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:42 pm
by inky
-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
-Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
-When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
-Chuck Norris figured out a way to make his dink 10 inches long. He folded it in half.
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:48 pm
by Snoopy
inky wrote:-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
-Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
-When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
-Chuck Norris figured out a way to make his dink 10 inches long. He folded it in half.
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:59 pm
by TOloseGT
chuck norris can predict the shuffle on his ipod
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:27 pm
by Grimjaw
cin wrote:oi no spam
chesticles wrote:Did someone say spam?
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:44 pm
by Pan_Raider(`_´)
Furious wrote:who the hell is this chuck norris..
and those jokes aren't funny at all
yoiu have to know him to understand..
they are hilarious at a low dosage, but the more you hear, the less laughs you get..
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:55 pm
by Grimjaw
Pan_Raider(`_´) wrote:Furious wrote:who the hell is this chuck norris..
and those jokes aren't funny at all
yoiu have to know him to understand..
they are hilarious at a low dosage, but the more you hear, the less laughs you get..
Not to mention everyone repeats the same jokes all the time. It would be more fun if they created some good ones for themselves.
Re: Chuck Norris jokes, we all know one.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:04 pm
by marjin_boo
I giggled going thru this thread, don't lock it, its funny!!
Chuck Norris FTW
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