Corrupt a Wish

[SuperTanker]

granted, but the cheese vanishes the moment to shoot it

i wish i will go to best high school in US

[crazyskwrls]

granted but you well die from SUPERAIDS the day you find you that your enrolled

i wish i could go to Yale

[SuperTanker]

granted, but it will be bombed ur second day there.

i wish i could log in to sro .

[STARNATION]

Granted, but then you get disconnected.

I wish for free shoes.

[theblindarcher]

wish granted but some guy took a shit on them and then took a piss on it then burned it

i wish i had resurrect people

[Draquish]

Granted, but those same zombies eat you.

I wish stars were made out of chocolate. Really hot, hot chocolate.

[Cyndaine]

mmm chocolate. my favourite.

wish granted, but u burn urself because the chocolate is so hot and then in the end get so bloated u die.

i wish i could fly.

[TuMadRe]

granted, but u cannot fly down... so u go higher an higher til theres no air then u die...

i wish mcdonalds could pay more than minimum wage...

(i do work at mcdonalds)

[Grimm-.-]

Granted but you can only spend the extra money on porn....
( Dunno ) ?

I wish I had a glazed dougnut next to me.

[Gaigemasta]

Wish granted but it was your most HATED FLAVOR

I wish JM will die in the burning hells where SG would ban there sorry asses

[Swindler]

Wish granted but you have to die with them..

I wish i was the creater of SRF (no fantasy right now lol)

[Gaigemasta]

wish granted but you coudlnt afford to keep the hosting nor domain name


I wish I had boobs

[/Pi]

Granted. But because you didn't specify the amount, you are given six - four on your chest and two on your back. @_@

I wish for some Thai iced tea right now.

[Gaigemasta]

Wish granted but it was poisoned

I wish my gf would get turned on already instead always waiting for nigt time

[Swindler]

Wish granted but you dont get turned on until night time.


I wish i had a 7 metres long penis.

[theblindarcher]

granted but every time you walk your dick is hanging out of your pants whacking every one on teh street, a butcher comes up to your dick and chops it off and he is currently selling it as a sausage for $1 per pound

I wish i was a noob

[Blurred]

granted but then u become a pro (lol)

I wish i was a giant so i can stomp on everyone

[Gaigemasta]

wish granted but all those ppl u were gonna stop were now more giant than u

I wish i had a pencil for tests

[Phix]

wish granted but all those ppl u were gonna stop were now more giant than u

I wish i had a pencil for tests

Granted, But you would fail them all

I wish I was FullFarmed Level 80 >_<

[vivien]

wish granted but all those ppl u were gonna stop were now more giant than u

I wish i had a pencil for tests

Granted, But you would fail them all

I wish I was FullFarmed Level 80 >_<

Granted but then you get bored of sro, and regret you didnt wish for a capped char in another game.


..I wish I could have good grades in school.

[Gaigemasta]

wish granted but those good grades mean nothing

I wish I was 18

[Phix]

wish granted but those good grades mean nothing

I wish I was 18

Granted but your hair goes Gray

I Wish Thiefs Wouldnt Exist in SRO

[Waisha]

wish granted but those good grades mean nothing

I wish I was 18

Granted but your hair goes Gray

I Wish Thiefs Wouldnt Exist in SRO

wish granted but all the hunters will dye their hair blue

I wish icelayyay posted before and after pix

[Shynygamie]

Granted, but nobody can see them except icelayyay

I wish there was no such things as Community Colleges.

[Anotherplyer]

Granted, but now there is no such thing as colleges, so now everyone is completely incompetant in what they do o.O

I wish all animals weren't wrongfully abused (yes i am that kind of person )

[Amelie]

Granted, but now there is no such thing as colleges, so now everyone is completely incompetant in what they do o.O

I wish all animals weren't wrongfully abused (yes i am that kind of person )

Granted, but they all turned on sex machines and hump your leg all day. (yes, they are that kind)

I wish i have my water bed back with me

[Bounzzer]

Granted but the water in it is so cold you got frozen on it

I wish I was on a holiday in a nice warm country.

[SuperTanker]

granted, but 2 minutes later a heavy storm comes and kills u all .

i wish the girl i like would like me .

[Deadsolid]

Granted, but she commits suicide.

I wish for happiness.
(Cuz I have nothing else to wish for.)

[bladeofwar]

granted but you can only feel happy 1second a year.

I wish I was not so hungry