near death moments?

[Draquish]

I almost died from fapping too much.

Rookie.


Anywho,

1) Almost got chocked by a marble. >_>.

2) Got shocked by an AC during a lightning storm. (The ones that are plugged to the wall)

[Grimm-.-]

I got hit by a bus.

[magisuns]

I got hit by a car crossing the street, got hit by a car running a red light, almost drowned in a pool cuz my leg cramped up, and a tornado passed me about a street away(I was in a building but it was still scary cuz it blew the windows)

you soooo set these all up

and back ontopic

none sry

[Norain_]

Does a crazy maniac car driver that was 1 meter from hitting me counts?
If not then i havent. (Yes i can swim so havent been close to drown)

[crazyskwrls]

oh i remember this topic... thats where we concluded...

srf cant swim
srf dont know how to cross roads

[Rumai]

drowned , my mum was behind me ;b

[Motorola]

I almost died reading this.

I have a towel under my bed i blow my load in. It screams with the souls of trillions of children that never were. I never washed it and i had been using it for a little more than a year and a half when i left it out on my bed rather than under it. My buddy then came into my room to change after he took a shower before we went out to a party (in b4 f*gs) he dried his hair with that towel and came out with it wrapped around his head. I shat a brick.

[destructionmama]

I actally almost killed myself today...

I try to open the window and the glass shattered, I got a deep cut right on my wrist and blood is gushing everywhere. I ran downstairs and start elevating my arm and washing it, but I was losing too much blood too fast because the wound was pretty deep. I was panting and panicking which makes the bleeding worst. I think I was about to pass out at one point. My whole body feel lump and weak, I really thought I was gonna bleed to death. I barely gain enough strength to bang on my housemates' door. everything was kinda getting dark already.

Anyways the bleeding stopped and my housemate helped me patch it up. After that I slept for hours before I recover my strength to repatch my wound.

anywayz I thought I was gonna die, won't even have a chance to see my gf /family again.

but all is fine... Thank God for that

oh i remember this topic... thats where we concluded...
FIXED
srf cant swim
srf dont know how to cross roads
srf cant open windowns without breaking them

[Verfo]

I almost died reading this.

I have a towel under my bed i blow my load in. It screams with the souls of trillions of children that never were. I never washed it and i had been using it for a little more than a year and a half when i left it out on my bed rather than under it. My buddy then came into my room to change after he took a shower before we went out to a party (in b4 f*gs) he dried his hair with that towel and came out with it wrapped around his head. I shat a brick.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

[KylieMinogue]

i nearly drowned in a swimming pool, i was able to get out of the pool by grabbing someone who was leaving the pool.

[Disconn3cted]

i nearly drowned in a swimming pool, i was able to get out of the pool by grabbing someone who was leaving the pool.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Grandpa]

It was the summer of 1962 and I had just dropped a quarter tab of Orange Sunshine...
While standing on top of the stairs and convinced that I could fly, I simply let go.

Another day, same time period, while driving home (also on acid), I saw an oncoming car make a right turn but it looked to me like it was swerving at us. With a speed of about 40 MPH I quickly turned into a tree to avoid the imagined danger and totaled the '53 Chevy that I was driving. It was a steel tank and nobody was hurt but my passenger broke his glasses. A couple years later I was bothered by thoughts of suicide but figured the only way to do it right would be to prop a fireplace poker against the wall and impale myself onto it. The gore that I'd leave behind and the filth of the sooty poker made me think twice.

While driving my motorcycle onto an on-ramp of the freeway somebody in a convertible sports car tried to run me off the road. While walking home once a car stopped in front of me and 4 kids got out (one had a tire iron) and confronted me. Once, while in LA I gave a guy a ride home and he tried to steal the keys to my car. I grabbed his wrist as he was getting out and followed him out the passenger side of the vehicle. He said, "I got a knife and I'll stick you," as he reached his hand behind his waist. I brought my knee into his nards and felt a solid connection but got really scared when I looked in his face and there was no reaction. He might have been on Angeldust, not sure, but it scared the crap out of me. One time I was walking to the bus stop and 3 kids started talking smack. One of them approached me and his left cross connected right under my jaw. He looked into my eye and thought better of his plan and ran off saying, "Don't try any of your karate sh!t on me." I had a pair of sunglasses that were knocked off and one of his buddies picked them up and stole them.

While working as a store clerk in East LA, the liquor store that I worked for was robbed and I was held at gunpoint. Another time my neighbor was rumored to have killed a police officer while he broke out of custody. His girlfriend shared the duplex with us. He left a threatening note on her door. I never saw him but don't know what I would have done if things turned out differently. When I talked to the police about it they told to save everybody the trouble and if he came onto my front porch, just shoot him. They said I could drag his body to the threshold of my door and put a knife (one that didn't match any other from my kitchen) in his hand and claim self defense. They told me that the detectives would be able to figure out what happened but no charges would be pressed.

While in high school I read a newspaper article about a guy who had his testicles cut off while he was in his car, parked in a parking lot. I knew the guy. -- heheheh.. there's probably more but that's all I could think of right off. One more: When I was living in Stockton, CA I noticed police body outlines on the sidewalk 1/2 block away from my house. The victim was a 10 year old kid who had the mis-fortune of wearing his older brothers' jacket while he went out trick-or-treating on Halloween. His older brother was a drug seller and I moved my family baci to the Pacific Northwest quickly thereafter.

I can swim but always wonder about the statistics showing deaths directly in the center of highway intersections. What did they think they were doing out there? Probably SRF members it seems.


~Granps

[KylieMinogue]

i nearly drowned in a swimming pool, i was able to get out of the pool by grabbing someone who was leaving the pool.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

yup, i can also laugh about it now, i didn't die, YAY!!!!!!!

[Inuyasha584]

It was the summer of 1962 and I had just dropped a quarter tab of Orange Sunshine...
While standing on top of the stairs and convinced that I could fly, I simply let go.

Another day, same time period, while driving home (also on acid), I saw an oncoming car make a right turn but it looked to me like it was swerving at us. With a speed of about 40 MPH I quickly turned into a tree to avoid the imagined danger and totaled the '53 Chevy that I was driving. It was a steel tank and nobody was hurt but my passenger broke his glasses. A couple years later I was bothered by thoughts of suicide but figured the only way to do it right would be to prop a fireplace poker against the wall and impale myself onto it. The gore that I'd leave behind and the filth of the sooty poker made me think twice.

While driving my motorcycle onto an on-ramp of the freeway somebody in a convertible sports car tried to run me off the road. While walking home once a car stopped in front of me and 4 kids got out (one had a tire iron) and confronted me. Once, while in LA I gave a guy a ride home and he tried to steal the keys to my car. I grabbed his wrist as he was getting out and followed him out the passenger side of the vehicle. He said, "I got a knife and I'll stick you," as he reached his hand behind his waist. I brought my knee into his nards and felt a solid connection but got really scared when I looked in his face and there was no reaction. He might have been on Angeldust, not sure, but it scared the crap out of me. One time I was walking to the bus stop and 3 kids started talking smack. One of them approached me and his left cross connected right under my jaw. He looked into my eye and thought better of his plan and ran off saying, "Don't try any of your karate sh!t on me." I had a pair of sunglasses that were knocked off and one of his buddies picked them up and stole them.

While working as a store clerk in East LA, the liquor store that I worked for was robbed and I was held at gunpoint. Another time my neighbor was rumored to have killed a police officer while he broke out of custody. His girlfriend shared the duplex with us. He left a threatening note on her door. I never saw him but don't know what I would have done if things turned out differently. When I talked to the police about it they told to save everybody the trouble and if he came onto my front porch, just shoot him. They said I could drag his body to the threshold of my door and put a knife (one that didn't match any other from my kitchen) in his hand and claim self defense. They told me that the detectives would be able to figure out what happened but no charges would be pressed.

While in high school I read a newspaper article about a guy who had his testicles cut off while he was in his car, parked in a parking lot. I knew the guy. -- heheheh.. there's probably more but that's all I could think of right off. One more: When I was living in Stockton, CA I noticed police body outlines on the sidewalk 1/2 block away from my house. The victim was a 10 year old kid who had the mis-fortune of wearing his older brothers' jacket while he went out trick-or-treating on Halloween. His older brother was a drug seller and I moved my family baci to the Pacific Northwest quickly thereafter.

I can swim but always wonder about the statistics showing deaths directly in the center of highway intersections. What did they think they were doing out there? Probably SRF members it seems.


~Granps

everyone wants to kill grandpa huh

[Grandpa]

everyone wants to kill grandpa huh

Yeah, self included at times. It's what I call my old life.

[Locketart]

That story about the police is nuts.

[Grandpa]

That story about the police is nuts.

Another time my neighbor was rumored to have killed a police officer while he broke out of custody. His girlfriend shared the duplex with us. He left a threatening note on her door. I never saw him but don't know what I would have done if things turned out differently. When I talked to the police about it they told to save everybody the trouble and if he came onto my front porch, just shoot him. They said I could drag his body to the threshold of my door and put a knife (one that didn't match any other from my kitchen) in his hand and claim self defense. They told me that the detectives would be able to figure out what happened but no charges would be pressed.

^^ this one?
Yeah, things were simple then. Today I'd probably be sued by the survivors for wrongful death of the cop-killer and lose.

[Inuyasha584]

That story about the police is nuts.

Another time my neighbor was rumored to have killed a police officer while he broke out of custody. His girlfriend shared the duplex with us. He left a threatening note on her door. I never saw him but don't know what I would have done if things turned out differently. When I talked to the police about it they told to save everybody the trouble and if he came onto my front porch, just shoot him. They said I could drag his body to the threshold of my door and put a knife (one that didn't match any other from my kitchen) in his hand and claim self defense. They told me that the detectives would be able to figure out what happened but no charges would be pressed.

^^ this one?
Yeah, things were simple then. Today I'd probably be sued by the survivors for wrongful death of the cop-killer and lose.

oh that reminds me, did your son kill you yet

[Grandpa]

oh that reminds me, did your son kill you yet

thanks for checking. Being a tough ol' coot, I'm still here.