Corrupt a Wish

[William-CL]

Granted, but Iraq invades America

I wish I could freeze time.

Granted, but you freeze yourself also while a drunk fat chick is raping you and you have no way to unfreeze time.

I wish i had some money

[Shynygamie]

Granted, but you can't buy things with it.

I wish I will get in Princeton University.

[TuMadRe]

granted, but it became a community college...

i wish i was an only child.

[Shynygamie]

Granted, but you can't have children.

I wish I was the richest man on Earth.

[daemon225]

granted but some body stole ur identiy theft and u lose it all

i wish i run up 2 gorge bush and punch him out

[DopeX]

Granted But after you get taken out by the Secret service

i wish the leafs could some how get back into the playoffs

[daemon225]

granted but they lose i wish 2 get a free sosun lv 64

[TuMadRe]

granted but its unrepairable.... with no durability increase

i wish to have the best computer in the world

[theblindarcher]

granted but a hobo runs into your house and smashes your computer with a baseball bat then takes a dump on it...
I wish i was the ruler of teh world!!!!

[daemon225]

granted but u get assainineted (sorry cant spell) walking out of ur house i could be a billionair in rl

[/Pi]

Granted, but the IRS rapes you and you end up being a millionaire only. (That's not pretty bad.)

I wish I had a pet panda.

[TuMadRe]

granted, but you have to go to china to go get it...( good luck getting it on a plane...)

i wish my face could clear up of all the pimples

[William-CL]

eww Granted fo sho, but you have an allergic reaction to the medicine you used and die.


I wish the forums weren't moving so slow today

[magisuns]

granted but 10 hours there is a 4um inspection for 7 days

I wish that my wishes can stop being corrupted... FOREVER!!!!!!
*get around this biiiiznatchez*

[William-CL]

Simple....Granted with the exception that I just overruled you and corrupted it anyway by corrupting it>


I wish You didn't try to ruin this thread

[tedtwilliger]

granted, but instead i guess i would start writing that 10k post i was referring to. i guess it would have something to do with some sort of journey through the bush.. maybe with some sort an eskimo hybrid. There would be some sort of problem.. like i have aids or something. than the next few chapters would be about dorito flavored corn chips.. dam there tasty. from 1st bite u can taste the cheese and corn. then it gets stuck to your teeth and u can taste it even after eating subway. dam subway is nice.. like chicken with triple cheese and bbq sauce, pure bliss. maybe subway with dorito chips.. that would be pretty kool. the point? it would ruin this thread.

i wish i wasnt depressed and had the normal imagination i do to actually write really long and stupid posts here which keep this thread alive.

[Gaigemasta]

wish granted you had a normal imagination but you could never think again



i wish chuck norris would kill me

[theblindarcher]

wish granted but he was assualted by people in purple shirts that stab eyes out, so now he is blind and cant see shit

i wish i had my own world

[Shynygamie]

Granted, but your a dictator.

I wish I was an actor.

[STARNATION]

Wish Granted, but you were a poor actor who made little money.

I wish I had some pizza.

[SuperTanker]

Granted, but the pizza has cockroaches for topping

i wish im lvl 80 blader

[Blurred]

Granted but u can never get a weapon or shield.

I wish i wasent so hot in my room

[Grimm-.-]

Granted but you freeze to death.

I wish that my orgasms didnt last 5 seconds but about 20 minutes.

[Cyndaine]

granted, but then u are unable to get another for a week

i wish the world was a happy little place like in aladin or something..

[TuMadRe]

granted, but i raped princess jazmin

i wish my neck didnt hurt sooo bad

[Grimm-.-]

Granted...But you no longer have a neck

I wish I had three wishes.

[Gaigemasta]

wish granted but I you have to give to them you enemy

I wish school would end

[daemon225]

granted but your forced 2 work non stop till ur 45

i wish i was 10 times richer then bill gates

[Gaigemasta]

wish granted but bill gates lost all of his money and only had a $1

I wish it was summer

[FireVortex]

granted but u have 2 spend your summer in school.

I wish i can shoot cheese out of my hands