broke up with my gf over sms

[I Am Vegeta]

look at major's gf's tummy with all that fat in her...

if she was 5,8 and 130 pounds she still wouldnt be fat... id expect her tummy to be firm the way it is...

and ribs hurt... **** cuddling girls with ribs that almost cut u -.-

usually girls that work out to get great abs all the time have the same egotistical mind as you do and are likely to cheat back on you because all they care about is themselves...

i prefer girls who look after themselves but dont care enough to leave me and go to the gym just to build up a six pack larger then my six pack (of flab) =D

well you just gotta be as awesome as I am and your girl wont leave you or cheat on you, never had trouble with this, usually i get tired of them first.

[*BlackFox]

usually i get tired of them first.

What's the Reason for It?

[I Am Vegeta]

usually i get tired of them first.

What's the Reason for It?

they are either getting fat or crazy or both of them.

[*BlackFox]

Are you serious?

[penfold1992]

i have a gf... i havent cheated on her and she hasnt cheated on me... weve dated for a year and a half and she isnt fat but she probably weighs more then 100lbs...

you dont get tired of your girlfriend... it doesnt work like that 0.0 but i dont dump my gf if she is putting on weight...

[.curve]

well you just gotta be as awesome as I am and your girl wont leave you or cheat on you, never had trouble with this, usually i get tired of them first.

>as awesome as I am
>Thread title: broke up with my gf over sms

Good joke man, good joke

[Swindler]

So it's just me who see through his bad trolling? k

[I Am Vegeta]

well you just gotta be as awesome as I am and your girl wont leave you or cheat on you, never had trouble with this, usually i get tired of them first.

>as awesome as I am
>Thread title: broke up with my gf over sms

Good joke man, good joke

I did it this way cause im a ncie guy and didnt want to make her sad and stuff so I've choose the easy way for her.

what you dont know wont hurt you

[penfold1992]

but doing it via text is just lame as hell

[Majorharper]

i have a gf... i havent cheated on her and she hasnt cheated on me... weve dated for a year and a half and she isnt fat but she probably weighs more then 100lbs...

you dont get tired of your girlfriend... it doesnt work like that 0.0 but i dont dump my gf if she is putting on weight...

^^^^^^^ PICS NAO

[penfold1992]

me with my gf... this was a cheap snap my dad took but u can see all of her in this photo and i dont have facebook to hunt for more -.- sorry that it sucks but whatever

[Skyve]

No seriously guys ; LOL

[penfold1992]

points for anyone who knows where that is!

[Snazzi]

England?

[penfold1992]

England?

[Strwarrior]

well you just gotta be as awesome as I am and your girl wont leave you or cheat on you, never had trouble with this, usually i get tired of them first.

>as awesome as I am
>Thread title: broke up with my gf over sms

Good joke man, good joke

I did it this way cause im a ncie guy and didnt want to make her sad and stuff so I've choose the easy way for her.

what you dont know wont hurt you

Stupid.

[Juicy]

That's Buckingham Palace.

[penfold1992]

That's Buckingham Palace.

[Mirosuke]

is the "post your gf" thread? o.O

[Fiction]

dunno why but I felt like sharing it with some people

do you guys have some kind of sad story like this to share?

Was I the only one that had a sad, or paralleling of douchebaggery, story to tell?

Instead of flaming through 3 pages, you could've contributed to this damn thread, and we could have all had a great time in our mutual douchieness.

[penfold1992]

is the "post your gf" thread? o.O

yes it is

[.curve]

dunno why but I felt like sharing it with some people

do you guys have some kind of sad story like this to share?

Was I the only one that had a sad, or paralleling of douchebaggery, story to tell?

Instead of flaming through 3 pages, you could've contributed to this damn thread, and we could have all had a great time in our mutual douchieness.

We're not that much of douches though...

On an unrelated note: Dexter needs to start NAO!

[Snazzi]

That's Buckingham Palace.

I said England? So I was right?

[Fiction]

On an unrelated note: Dexter needs to start NAO!

Truer words have not been spoken in this thread.

[LillDev!l]

Narcissism: Master level achieved.

[jyushinshuu]

Cheating is worst thing you can do in a relationship.

Look what happen to Edward and Bella. But Bella was way out of Edward's league, so I think its ok!

[penfold1992]

no1 cares about edward or bella