Someone mentioned Skinny jeans here, and i have to agree. Come on guys, we are not supposed to be wearing Skinny Jeans, especially those that look like they are small for a piece of PVC pipe...
Just... no *shiver*..
N especially when you mix it with Hipster/Emo/Scene fashion..
Someone mentioned Skinny jeans here, and i have to agree. Come on guys, we are not supposed to be wearing Skinny Jeans, especially those that look like they are small for a piece of PVC pipe...
Just... no *shiver*..
N especially when you mix it with Hipster/Emo/Scene fashion..
"Let me start like this try to put on skinny jeans and couldn't zip my zip; Nah let me be blunt real quick I don't wear skinny jeans cause my dick don't fit"
I wear skinny jeans but they don't stick to my legs like leotards. I don't wear those gay wide vans shoes though. I'm so skinny that I have to wear them or else if I wear straight fit/baggy/carpenter style, I look like a dumbass.
Toilet water to close to the toilet seat, you're in a rush to go shit and piss, you sit on the toilet, you piss an entire bottle of water then a huge turd comes off and splashes all of that piss into your butt.
Thee_UniQue wrote:Toilet water to close to the toilet seat, you're in a rush to go shit and piss, you sit on the toilet, you piss an entire bottle of water then a huge turd comes off and splashes all of that piss into your butt.
Jstar1 wrote:I wear skinny jeans but they don't stick to my legs like leotards. I don't wear those gay wide vans shoes though. I'm so skinny that I have to wear them or else if I wear straight fit/baggy/carpenter style, I look like a dumbass.
Exactly my case. I'm a skinny dude, slim fits are perfect. They arn't super skinny but far from baggy.
BloodyBlade wrote:I'll add Voicemails to my list. I hate calling someone and having to speak something to a random machine who doesn't even talk back at you.
People that go 35 in a 55 zone. Hell 45 is bad too. Go 55 fucker.
Guys that treat a girl like shit. Also the girls that let the guys treat them like shit. Way to reinforce their attitude.
Customers that bring something in to return, and say they bought it a couple weeks ago. Thing is, I recognize the item, and we've had a different package for the last year and a half. Don't lie to me you jackass. Also, the ones that lie about their reason to return it. If you don't know how to set the damn thing up, just say so, and we'll still take it back. If you don't want it anymore, just say so, we still have to take it back anyways.
Going along that last theme: I hate walmart's return policy.
Quoted from BuDo (Except I Am Vegeta cuz we all know he is a used tampon when it comes to his personality)
BloodyBlade wrote:I'll add Voicemails to my list. I hate calling someone and having to speak something to a random machine who doesn't even talk back at you.
i hate checking voicemails. and leaving them
Me and my friends have had... uh, some fun with voice mails... We were waiting for someone to show up at a party and we called the guy's cellphone (which was off) and gave him several 3 minute voicemails. The funniest part was that we were still recording the last one when he arrived so I stalled him for like 30 more secs. We made him listen to the 3 full voicemails (which were 3 mins each), it was pretty hilarious.
MrJoey wrote:People that go 35 in a 55 zone. Hell 45 is bad too. Go 55 fucker.
Guys that treat a girl like shit. Also the girls that let the guys treat them like shit. Way to reinforce their attitude.
Customers that bring something in to return, and say they bought it a couple weeks ago. Thing is, I recognize the item, and we've had a different package for the last year and a half. Don't lie to me you jackass. Also, the ones that lie about their reason to return it. If you don't know how to set the damn thing up, just say so, and we'll still take it back. If you don't want it anymore, just say so, we still have to take it back anyways.
Going along that last theme: I hate walmart's return policy.
Haha,my aunt used to work at Wal-Mart and she once told me that someone retured a snow jacket after a day. The person literally used it for a ski trip and returned it.
Thee_UniQue wrote:Toilet water to close to the toilet seat, you're in a rush to go shit and piss, you sit on the toilet, you piss an entire bottle of water then a huge turd comes off and splashes all of that piss into your butt.
I always make the turd come out first and then the piss. :/
Thee_UniQue wrote:Toilet water to close to the toilet seat, you're in a rush to go shit and piss, you sit on the toilet, you piss an entire bottle of water then a huge turd comes off and splashes all of that piss into your butt.
I always make the turd come out first and then the piss. :/
you know... that's not a bad idea at all. I'll keep that in mind
Thee_UniQue wrote:Toilet water to close to the toilet seat, you're in a rush to go shit and piss, you sit on the toilet, you piss an entire bottle of water then a huge turd comes off and splashes all of that piss into your butt.
I always make the turd come out first and then the piss. :/
I always put paper in the water so I can piss and shit however I want.
Thee_UniQue wrote:Toilet water to close to the toilet seat, you're in a rush to go shit and piss, you sit on the toilet, you piss an entire bottle of water then a huge turd comes off and splashes all of that piss into your butt.
I always make the turd come out first and then the piss. :/
I always put paper in the water so I can piss and shit however I want.
I always put whores in the water so i can do whatever i want
I get so annoyed that I feel like stopping, waiting, waiting, accelerate, accelerate, accelerate, and crash into their back with 100 mph
Or just ramming my car into theirs. I seriously am gonna do that one day, god that shit pisses me off too much. I usually blow my horn like a mofo when i pass them and point 2 fingers at my forehead whilst looking at them.
[SD]Twysta wrote:My #1 hate is gonna have to be slow drivers.
I get so annoyed that I feel like stopping, waiting, waiting, accelerate, accelerate, accelerate, and crash into their back with 100 mph
Or just ramming my car into theirs. I seriously am gonna do that one day, god that shit pisses me off too much. I usually blow my horn like a mofo when i pass them and point 2 fingers at my forehead whilst looking at them.
thats called road rage and could get in trouble one day.
I die every Monday at 7am and reborn Friday at 4pm --- Glaive 4EVA
Girls who behave like bitches, but srs. Especially when they are under 16. You just want to Farking punch them in the face and do a Farking celebration dance on their foreheads.
[SD]Twysta wrote:My #1 hate is gonna have to be slow drivers.
I get so annoyed that I feel like stopping, waiting, waiting, accelerate, accelerate, accelerate, and crash into their back with 100 mph
Or just ramming my car into theirs. I seriously am gonna do that one day, god that shit pisses me off too much. I usually blow my horn like a mofo when i pass them and point 2 fingers at my forehead whilst looking at them.
What about those who are in the progress of taking their driving license?
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