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Re: How to stop fapping?

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I been through this before, listen up I'll help you.

First ask your mom for a naked picture of herself, if she has problems working the camera, assist her.

Second, assuming you took quite a few shots select the one that "works" for you, you will then take this photo and put it face down on your desk.

Lastly whenever you find yourself at a porn site and with your pants down take said picture and put it next to your screen monitor, that should prevent any further action on your part.

I am confident this will help you, in any case, you are welcome.
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^ What if your adopted and your mom is hawt?
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Squirt wrote:^ What if your adopted and your mom is hawt?

then fapping will no longer be a concern, problem solved.
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Re: How to stop fapping?

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Love wrote:I been through this before, listen up I'll help you.

First ask your mom for a naked picture of herself, if she has problems working the camera, assist her.

Second, assuming you took quite a few shots select the one that "works" for you, you will then take this photo and put it face down on your desk.

Lastly whenever you find yourself at a porn site and with your pants down take said picture and put it next to your screen monitor, that should prevent any further action on your part.

I am confident this will help you, in any case, you are welcome.


and you should be genuinely concerned if the pic of your mom drives you to fap moar.
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CeLL wrote:
Love wrote:I been through this before, listen up I'll help you.

First ask your mom for a naked picture of herself, if she has problems working the camera, assist her.

Second, assuming you took quite a few shots select the one that "works" for you, you will then take this photo and put it face down on your desk.

Lastly whenever you find yourself at a porn site and with your pants down take said picture and put it next to your screen monitor, that should prevent any further action on your part.

I am confident this will help you, in any case, you are welcome.


and you should be genuinely concerned if the pic of your mom drives you to fap moar.


not according to some research which suggests boys aged between 13-18 are often attracted to their mothers something similar for girls too personally i hated my mom always telling me to get off sro and do some work so never a problem for me but i bet least 1 member of this forum has imagined it
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i bet youd be all on it if she had nude patch on and called you master wang. filthy.
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[SD]Master_Wong wrote:
not according to some research which suggests boys aged between 13-18 are often attracted to their mothers something similar for girls too personally i hated my mom always telling me to get off sro and do some work so never a problem for me but i bet least 1 member of this forum has imagined it


I think about your mom all the time :sohappy: :cheers:
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i know i used to be able to go a day or two before losing my virginity but ever since then its every day.
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If you fap, serious conditions may happen like above.
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CeLL wrote:i bet youd be all on it if she had nude patch on and called you master wang. filthy.


Funny shit.

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edit: no seriously try do some exercises

here some tutorial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3iLFhYDCy0
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ahem, some of you are not helping at all.. :soosad:
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