Corrupt a Wish

[McLovin1t]

Granted, but the extra gaps don't count making it harder to level, and they each kick u in the balls.

I wish for balls of steel.

[vietxboy911]

granted but the hotdog was burned.

I wish that.... i could have a lvl 42 sosun glaive

[The Mobius]

Granted.. but you can't get in the servers to play your uber sosun glaive

I wish i had a klondike bar.

[Evil_Venom]

Granted but it had a bomb in it and you ate it and it blew you up.

I wish that no one could corrupt my wish.

[The Mobius]

Granted.... psyche.

I wish I was 1337.

[blackfalcon]

granted, but they changed the meaning of 1337 to "guy who has sex with rodeo bulls"


i wish i could go to sleep right now

[BlackFox898]

Granted! but you fell left out that you did not have your wish corrupted
i wish this thread would die

[rek]

. . .

[mahumps]

Granted! but you fell left out that you did not have your wish corrupted
i wish this thread would die

rek granted your wish but I'm here to corrupt your wish.

I wish I'm good at dancing.

[BlackFox898]

Granted! but you fell left out that you did not have your wish corrupted
i wish this thread would die

went afk while trying to post for a few minutes and some people beat me to corrupting Evil_Venoms wish. didn't even notice untill now

Granted but you can't dance infront of audiences so everyone thinks your a liar!
i wish Will Ferrel would stop making movies that are bad.

[crazyskwrls]

granted and he eats u

i wish for moar thunderstorms

[mahumps]

Granted, but it hits you all the time.

I wish I can control the thunderstorms.

[vietxboy911]

granted but then its too powerdull for you and you died.

i wish sp farming could be faster

[TOloseGT]

granted, but when ur finished, joymax shuts down isro

i wish i had two apples

[mahumps]

Granted, but with worms inside.

I wish I can remove the worms and eat the apples.

[TOloseGT]

granted, but the apples were poisoned

i wish i couldn't ever be poisoned because i'm a poison type pokemon

[The Mobius]

Granted, you don't get poisened but you end up being burned and die anyway.

I wish i could save 15% or less on my car insurance.

[crazyskwrls]

granted u just sold ur soul to the geico

i wish for cow raining

[TOloseGT]

granted, but it targets ur penis

i wish i had a 20" flat screen monitor

[mahumps]

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish I have the best computer in the world.

[TOloseGT]

granted, but it short circuited

i wish miley cyrus loved emily osment

[Pham]

granted, but it short circuited

i wish miley cyrus loved emily osment

wish cannot process

[crazyskwrls]

granted but ur penis is required from this procedure

i wish squirrels will attack tolosegt

[Verfo]

GRANTED

[crazyskwrls]

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish more squirrels will attack tolosegt!!

I found the incorruptible wisth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LaloHao]

Granted but when they finish atking him they start and atk to you.

I wish nobody could post after me.

[Pham]

Granted but when they finish atking him they start and atk to you.

I wish nobody could post after me.

wish granted, but i did.

no wish

[The Mobius]

Wish granted.

I wish I could get married to Jessica Alba.

[vietxboy911]

Granted, but she died and you got blamed for it and spent the rest of your days in prison.

I wish that somebody would answer my topic in the Q&A forum

[bboy23]

granted, but that's not the answer you were looking for

I wish there were no computers!