A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City.
The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said: "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So, the little boy asked the flight attendant: "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The flight attendant asked: "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"
He said that she had.
With a clever grin, she said: "Tell your mother it's because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."
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The spelling error was printed on the exit sign on Interstate 95
not only once — but twice
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^They were probably too lazy to write Florida the second time so they copied it.
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wanted to post the EA one, but it seems like they're all attached.
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Is the first one shopped? How are the containers at the top not falling in the water?
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Cause its not a gif? maybe they were about to fall 
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Never understood how the containers are supposed to stay on the ship in a storm.
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Sanktum wrote:I don't see it.
Far right, girl's but.
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Vaya wrote:No, there's a flash but the photographer doesn't appear
What are you talking about? lol The flash is too bright, it covered the photographer face.
The real "When you see it..." is the person underneath the people.
Unless you are trolling me..
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they just have an extra couch, and the camera's flash is too low to be on the same level with the photographer's head, the "when you see it" is that the photographer doesn't appear in the mirror nor in the photograph.
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The lady is sitting on some guys face and you think the flash is the interesting thing?
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after looking a few more times, I finally saw the guy you're talking about, touche.
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Crazy library prank. I would'be crapped my pants. Especially since the library where I went to college looks kinda like that one, and there was a shooting during my first week there.
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