Corrupt a Wish

[TOloseGT]

granted, but u'll receive it a dollar a day

i wish for emma watson

[PhoenixRider]

Denied, you shall have Kelly Osbourn instead.

I wish for some cookies, Oh god I wish for some cookies.

[crazyskwrls]

granted but the cookies were from outer space and it burned up while entering the atmosphere

i wish for 3 more wishes

[TOloseGT]

granted, but u can only wish for more wishes

i wish for emily osment

[Pham]

granted, but u can only wish for more wishes

i wish for emily osment

grant wish( dont know why u would want her she is so little no curves etc), anyways, u got ur wished then she saw ur face and left.

i wish god was real

[CloudThe2H]

granted but for not believe he was real before, you get smited!

I wish i had a death note

[Thomas42]

Granted, but someone wrote your name in it 38 seconds before you find it.

I wish I had muscles

[blackfalcon]

granted, but u would have a 1 inch dick in exchange for all ur muscles.

i wish jessica alba was in bed wit me right now

[ma_de]

granted, but she comes with her husband and he rapes you.

i wish to have a nicer car

[chesticles]

granted but someone died in it and the smell of death lingers no matter what you do

i wish more smilies to choose from

[Furious]

granted, but then you would get banned for spamming

i wish i had a better laptop

[chesticles]

granted but the day after the warranty expires on it, it catches fire and your house burns down, along with the laptop .

i wish i knew what to wish for

[crazyskwrls]

granted but u have short term memory loss and u forgot

i wish for a chezberger

[thechampion80]

granted but it was poisoned

I wish

[PuppetOfGaea]

granted but

[Furious]

^ where's ur wish?

ill continue

i wish ppl didn't forget to say their wish

[vietxboy911]

granted but when people remember and before they could post, they died.

I wish that i was level 42 on SRO with SoSun equipment and i didnt get hacked

[blackfalcon]

granted. but then jm went bankrupt and shut down sro.

i wish i had a green and blue eyes, instead of just green eyes

[Furious]

granted, but something went wrong and now you see everything in blue and green

i wish i wasn't too lazy to go to bed now ~.~

[TOloseGT]

granted, but everytime u sleep, ur worst nightmare comes

i wish megan fox loved meh

[mahumps]

Granted, but you only have 1 min to live after realizing it.

I wish I have access to everything. From the internet to real world.

[TOloseGT]

granted, but images and videos of human on human violence consumes u

i wish there was somewhere over the rainbow

[mahumps]

I don't get you

hmm. Granted but it's all abyss.

I wish I can speak all the languanges in the world.

[sasian]

granted but you can speak it but you dont know what you are saying
i wish a good boyfriend

[mahumps]

Granted, but it's a dog.

I wish I can teleport anywhere.

[TOloseGT]

granted, but u switch into a different animal each time u teleport

i wish i was a dwarf

[mahumps]

Granted, but you're already 1000 years old and you can no longer do anything.

I wish I can move and think as fast as flash.

[TOloseGT]

granted, but since u consume so many calories so quickly, u'll have to spend 23hrs a day eating

i wish you were my sunshine

[crazyskwrls]

granted...... the consequences do not need to be described

i wish for a cake

[TOloseGT]

granted, u asked for the #1 and #2 special right?

i wish for a $50 bill