Halloween costume ideas

[Toshiharu]

Go as a pedophile. Just wear a speedo.

[BloodEngel]

Why a pedophile when you could be a necrophiliac?

Carry something that looks like a dead body and pretend to hump it at random moments.

[emperor3000]

Go with GIGN, make sure its a fake gun though, or they gonna getcha



Or, try to go Robin hood, and impress your wife by being heroic

[PR0METHEUS]

you only do costumes if ur 13-
if youre older and you still go trick or treating i suggest you find yourself a life...
other than that u go trash ppls houses or sumthing
rly fun!

I do it for my children, not for myself. Besides, even if it was just myself, it can still be fun. I like to do things to get reactions out of people.

The dress-up role play sex miiiight not be appropriate around my 2 year old daughter. And I don't think she needs yet another brother/sister anytime soon. We'll still have the door-to-door trick-or-treat thing though.

ahhh now ur talkin different!! lol yea halloween is a great day to have dress up role play sex... might be my favorite one of the year... especially if i can get a girl with a schoolgirl outfit

Damn, I thought there was more to life than having sex with random bitches in schoolgirl outfits. Like, you know, spending some quality time with the wife and kids.

Exactly!

have you ever seen donnie darko? if so, be frank, the scary as5 bunny rabbit, to lazy to put a pic, google it or something

I've never seen that before. I'd rather not scare the crap out of my daughter though LOL

Hmmm... I wonder how hard it would be to recreate a male Black Devil Suit? Too bad no one would even know what I was if I did it. None of my family/friends play SRO

[ineedhelp]

you only do costumes if ur 13-
if youre older and you still go trick or treating i suggest you find yourself a life...
other than that u go trash ppls houses or sumthing
rly fun!

EPIC FAIL

[CrimsonNuker]

Dress as pedobear.

[crazyskwrls]

^ yes that would work...

dress as TMNT!!!!